Monday, August 31, 2015

ISML 2015: No Game No Life Eats Humble Pie To Start Emerald


ISML 2015: No Game No Life Eats Humble Pie To Start Emerald

By Jo-Ryan Salazar
The Bedlam on Baltic Avenue
August 31, 2015


Match Day 1 of the 2015 International Saimoe League Emerald Period concluded, and Black Bullet's ace came up with a massive scalp to set the tone for the rest of the round-robin, which continues for the next few weeks. In the Nova Division, Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi defeated Azusa Azuki 2780-1678, Shiro flattened Nico Yazawa 3026-2021, Shino Asada took down Latifa Fleuranza 2677-2282, Marika Tachibana rolled past Kotori Minami 2602-2259, Yui Yuigahama hammered Terminus Est 3219-1743 and Chiyo Sakura routed Kaori Miyazono 3139-1741.

Enju Aihara won the Upset of the Round: a 2439-2289 scalping of Stephanie Dola, Jibril flew past Mirai Kuriyama 2769-2236, Kurumi Tokisaki shot down Origami Tobiiichi 3085-1653, Chitoge Kirisaki drubbed Umi Sonoda 2761-2111, Miyuki Shiba prevailed over Misaki Shokuhou 2431-2383 and Izusu Sento drove past Yuuki Konno 2794-2151.

Wrapping up Nova action, Tohka Yatogami crushed Akami 2669-2067, Kurousagi bounced past Yukina Himeragi 2658-1860, Maki Nishikino whipped past Satone Shichimiya 2638-2180, Kosaki Onodera routed Tina Sprout 3438-1641, Yukino Yukinoshita slaughtered Yaya 3547-1607 and Yoshino silenced Eli Ayase 2688-2155.

In the Stella Division, Inori Yuzuriha defeated Shinobu Oshino 2477-2318, Mashiro Shiina routed Sena Kashiwazaki 2895-2004, Azusa Nakano romped past Nadeko Sengoku 2744-2034, Asuna Yuuki slashed past Yui Hirasawa 2844-2111, Kuroyukihime flew past Haruhi Suzumiya 2594-2286 and Nanami Aoyama stormed past Mikan Yuuki 2696-2138.

Shana torched C.C. 2702-2094, Shinka Nibutani defeated Hitagi Senjougahara 2502-2399, Eucliwood Hellscythe silenced Kirino Kousaka 2750-2004, Rin Tohsaka trounced Kobato Hasegawa 2805-2065, Ayase Aragaki thumped Nyarlathotep 3168-1768 and Illyasviel von Einzbern smashed Holo 2763-2046.

Wrapping up Stella play, Yuri Nakamura gunned down Rikka Takanashi 3016-2071, Yui-nyan rocked defending champion Kotori Itsuka 2936-2157, Eru Chitanda annihilated Yuki Nagato 3047-1975, Momo Velia Deviluke roared past Taiga Aisaka 2911-2349, Kurisu Makise defeated Charlotte Dunois 2646-2017 and Saber prevailed over Konjiki no Yami 2550-2337.

In the Male Division, Tatsuya Shiba defeated Mikoto Mikoshiba 2322-2107, Hachiman Hikigaya routed Keima Katsuragi 2738-1967, Tomoya Okazaki rolled past YuuTa Togashi 2376-2063, Izayoi Sakamaki won the closest race of the day: a 2272-2240 thriller over Touma Kamijou, Gilgamesh impaled Ryuunosuke Akasaka 2328-2136 and Edward Elric hammered Shizuo Heiwajima 2328-1960.

Accelerator accelerated past Ryuuji Takasu 2761-1973, Shirou Emiya won a 2228-2163 grinder over Levi, Sorata Kanada whipped past Ken Kaneki 2548-1789, Rintarou Okabe defeated Ayumu Aikawa 2270-2065, Koyomi Araragi rolled past Rentarou Satomi 2263-2044 and Sora slammed Seiya Kanie 2665-1910.

Wrapping up Male Division action, Yuzuru Otonashi gave Archer a 2686-1927 hiding, Umetarou Nozaki wona  2268-2230 nailbiter over Shidou Itsuka, Gintoki Sakata cruised past L Lawliet 2504-1802, Kyon leveled Izaya Orihara 2422-1802, Kiritsugu Emiya defeated Raku Ichijou 2460-2040 and Sadao Maou prevailed over Yato 2465-1929.

This year's Spring Seasonal Final will be decided between Iroha Isshiki and Isla. Isshiki routed Haru Onodera 2640-2123 while Isla prevailed over Komachi Hikigaya 2548-2364.

Match Day 2 of the 2015 International Saimoe League Emerald Period is scheduled for September 1, 2015. Vote for your favorite candidates at InternationalSaimoe.com and join the ongoing debate.

Sunday, August 30, 2015

BoBA ISML 2015 Predictions: Emerald Match Day 1

ARENA 01: [Tsutsukakushi Tsukiko] Azuki Azusa
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 02: [Shiro] Yazawa Nico
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 03: Asada Shino [Latifa Fleuranza]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 04: [Tachibana Marika] Minami Kotori
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 05: Terminus Est [Yuigahama Yui]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 06: Miyazono Kaori [Sakura Chiyo]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 07: [Stephanie Dola] Aihara Enju
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 08: [Jibril] Kuriyama Mirai
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 09: [Tokisaki Kurumi] Tobiichi Origami
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 10: [Yatogami Tōka] Akame
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 11: [Kirisaki Chitoge] Sonoda Umi
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 12: Shiba Miyuki [Shokuhō Misaki]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 13: Konno Yūki [Sento Isuzu]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 14: [Kurousagi] Himeragi Yukina
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 15: Shichimiya Satone [Nishikino Maki]
by <=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 16: [Onodera Kosaki] Tina Sprout
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 17: Yaya [Yukinoshita Yukino]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 18: Ayase Eli [Yoshino]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 19: [Yuzuriha Inori] Oshino Shinobu
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 20: [Shiina Mashiro] Kashiwazaki Sena
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 21: Sengoku Nadeko [Nakano Azusa]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 22: Hirasawa Yui [Yūki Asuna]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 23: [Kuroyukihime] Suzumiya Haruhi
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 24: Yūki Mikan [Aoyama Nanami]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 25: C.C. [Shana]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 26: Senjōgahara Hitagi [Nibutani Shinka]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 27: Kōsaka Kirino [Eucliwood Hellscythe]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 28: [Tōsaka Rin] Hasegawa Kobato
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 29: [Aragaki Ayase] Nyarlathotep
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 30: Holo [Illyasviel von Einzbern]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 31: [Nakamura Yuri] Takanashi Rikka
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 32: [Itsuka Kotori] Yui-nyan
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 33: [Chitanda Eru] Nagato Yuki
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 34: [Aisaka Taiga] Momo Belia Deviluke
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 35: [Makise Kurisu] Charlotte Dunois
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 36: Konjiki no Yami [Saber]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 37: [Shiba Tatsuya] Mikoshiba Mikoto
by <=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 38: Katsuragi Keima [Hikigaya Hachiman]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 39: Togashi Yūta [Okazaki Tomoya]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 40: [Kamijō Tōma] Sakamaki Izayoi
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 41: [Gilgamesh] Akasaka Ryūnosuke
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 42: [Edward Elric] Heiwajima Shizuo
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 43: Takasu Ryūji [Accelerator]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 44: Levi [Emiya Shirō]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 45: Kaneki Ken [Kanda Sorata]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 46: [Okabe Rintarō] Aikawa Ayumu
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 47: Satomi Rentarō [Araragi Koyomi]
by <=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 48: Kanie Seiya [Sora]
by <=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 49: [Otonashi Yuzuru] Archer
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 50: [Nozaki Umetarō] Itsuka Shidō
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 51: [Sakata Gintoki] L Lawliet
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 52: [Kyon] Orihara Izaya
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 53: Ichijō Raku [Emiya Kiritsugu]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 54: Yato [Maō Sadao]
by <=500
Over/Under: 8000
Over

ARENA 55: [Onodera Haru] Isshiki Iroha
by <=500
Over/Under: 8000
Under

ARENA 56: Isla [Hikigaya Komachi]
by >=500
Over/Under: 8000
Under

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Fuck Off, Google!


Harassing my profile and shit is a sign that you peasants are on the decline, Google. Cut it out!

Saturday, August 22, 2015

BoBA ISML 2015 Tiara and Male Division Odds: August 22, 2015

From this point forward, the Tiara Odds will be split into two division, while the Male Division Odds will remain intact. This will be the last odds with all characters in it for this year.

Bedlam on Baltic Avenue
INTERNATIONAL SAIMOE LEAGUE
2015 TIARA ODDS, NOVA DIVISION
As of 3:48 P.M. PT, AUGUST 22, 2015

Yukino Yukinoshita EVEN
Chiyo Sakura 3-2
Kosaki Onodera 2-1
Yui Yuigahama 2-1
Shiro 5-2
Jibril 5-2
Kurumi Tokisaki 4-1
Chitoge Kirisaki 5-1
Isuzu Sento 11-2
Yoshino 6-1
Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi 7-1
Kurousagi 10-1
Stephanie Dola 12-1
Tohka Yatogami 13-1
Shino Asada 14-1
Marika Tachibana 15-1
Maki Nishikino 17-1
Latifa Fleuranza 19-1
Yaya 25-1
Miyuki Shiba 30-1
Enju Aihara 40-1
Azusa Azuki 50-1
Yuuki Konno 75-1
Umi Sonoda 90-1
Mirai Kuriyama 100-1
Misaki Shokuhou 125-1
Kotori Minami 150-1
Kaori Miyazono 250-1
Tina Sprout 500-1
Akame 750-1
Origami Tobiichi 1000-1
Nico Yazawa 5000-1
Satone Shichimiya 10000-1
Eli Ayase 25000-1
Yukina Himeragi 50000-1
Terminus Est 100000-1

Bedlam on Baltic Avenue
INTERNATIONAL SAIMOE LEAGUE
2015 TIARA ODDS, STELLA DIVISION
As of 3:48 P.M. PT, AUGUST 22, 2015

Rin Tohsaka EVEN
Ayase Aragaki 2-1
Illyasviel von Einzbern 5-2
Kotori Itsuka 3-1
Asuna Yuuki 7-2
Mashiro Shiina 4-1
Eru Chitanda 9-2
Yuri Nakamura 5-1
Nanami Aoyama 6-1
Saber 7-1
Rikka Takanashi 8-1
Eucliwood Hellscythe 10-1
Kuroyukihime 12-1
Taiga Aisaka 13-1
Kurisu Makise 14-1
Yui-nyan 15-1
Azusa Nakano 17-1
Inori Yuzuriha 19-1
Shinka Nibutani 22-1
Shinobu Oshino 25-1
Shana 30-1
Momo Velia Deviluke 35-1
Hitagi Senjougahara 40-1
Konjiki no Yami 50-1
Haruhi Suzumiya 75-1
Mikan Yuuki 100-1
Holo 250-1
Yui Hirasawa 500-1
Kobato Hasegawa 1000-1
C.C. 2500-1
Kirino Kousaka 5000-1
Sena Kashiwazaki 10000-1
Nadeko Sengoku 25000-1
Charlotte Dunois 50000-1
Nyarlathotep 75000-1
Yuki Nagato 100000-1

Bedlam on Baltic Avenue
INTERNATIONAL SAIMOE LEAGUE 2015
MALE DIVISION ODDS
As of 3:48 P.M. PT, AUGUST 22, 2015

Sora 1-5
Hachiman Hikigaya EVEN
Archer 3-2
Yuzuru Otonashi 2-1
Touma Kamijou 3-1
Accelerator 4-1
Gintoki Sakata 5-1
Izayoi Sakamaki 6-1
Edward Elric 7-1
Kiritsugu Emiya 8-1
Keima Katsuragi 9-1
Koyomi Araragi 10-1
Seiya Kanie 15-1
Ryuuji Takasu 20-1
Tomoya Okazaki 25-1
Kyon 30-1
Gilgamesh 35-1
Rintarou Okabe 40-1
Tatsuya Shiba 45-1
Sorata Kanda 50-1
Shirou Emiya 75-1
Sadao Maou 100-1
Rentarou Satomi 250-1
Yuuta Togashi 500-1
Shizuo Heiwajima 750-1
Umetarou Nozaki 1000-1
Yato 2000-1
Raku Ichijou 2500-1
Shidou Itsuka 5000-1
Ayumu Aikawa 7500-1
Izaya Orihara 10000-1
Mikoto Mikoshiba 25000-1
Levi 50000-1
Ryuunosuke Akasaka 75000-1
L Lawliet 100000-1
Ken Kaneki 500000-1

ISML 2015: Top 16, Male Division


1. Sora
 


2. Hachiman Hikigaya
ISML 2015 AQUAMARINE PENDANT CHAMPION
 


3. Archer
ISML 2015 RUBY PENDANT CHAMPION
 


4. Yuzuru Otonashi
ISML 2015 AMETHYST PENDANT CHAMPION
 


5. Touma Kamijou
 


6. Accelerator
 


7. Gintoki Sakata
 



8. Izayoi Sakamaki
 


9. Edward Elric
 



10. Kiritsugu Emiya
 


11. Keima Katsuragi
 



12. Koyomi Araragi
 


13. Seiya Kanie
 



14. Ryuuji Takasu
 



15. Tomoya Okazaki
 


16. Kyon

ISML 2015: Top 16, Stella Division


1. Rin Tohsaka


2. Ayase Aragaki
 

3. Illyasviel von Einzbern
 


4. Kotori Itsuka
DEFENDING ISML CHAMPION
 


5. Asuna Yuuki
 


6. Mashiro Shiina
 


7. Eru Chitanda
 



8. Yuri Nakamura
 



9. Nanami Aoyama
 


10. Saber
 



11. Rikka Takanashi
 


12. Eucliwood Hellscythe
 



13. Kuroyukihime
 



14. Taiga Aisaka
 



15. Kurisu Makise
 


16. Yui-nyan

ISML 2015: Top 16, Nova Division


1. Yukino Yukinoshita
ISML 2015 AQUAMARINE NECKLACE CHAMPION



2. Chiyo Sakura
ISML 2015 RUBY NECKLACE CHAMPION



3. Kosaki Onodera
ISML 2015 AMETHYST NECKLACE CHAMPION



4. Yui Yuigahama


 
5. Shiro
 


6. Jibril
 


7. Kurumi Tokisaki
 



8. Chitoge Kirisaki
 


9. Isuzu Sento
 


10. Yoshino
 


11. Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi
 


12. Kurousagi
 


13. Stephanie Dola
 


14. Tohka Yatogami
 


15. Shino Asada
 


16. Marika Tachibana