Wednesday, April 08, 2015

And #ThereWillBeIdiots...

...who compare Zebra popcorn to cocaine or heroin. Settle down, circle jerkers; it's popped kernels in three layers of robing.


this is crack!
this is crack. plain and simple. one bite and you better head to rehab. :)
PRODUCT RATING
Review by  (Posted on 5/18/2014)
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No thanks, I'm not Amy Winehouse. Next!


CALL THE POLICE!!
This stuff should be illegal. There needs to be a major study conducted by a prestigious university to see if Zebra popcorn is more addictive than tobacco, crack cocaine, or alcohol. I'm gonna need a 12-step program to stop eating this.......
PRODUCT RATING
Review by  (Posted on 4/11/2014)
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>illegal
>not manufactured in Mexico




Jimmy CRACK CORN...AND I DON'T CARE!!! SO DELICIOUS
Now that nursery rhyme all makes sense. I've tasted the sweet sinful deliciousness of the CRACK corn that Jimmy was popping and I'm hooked on it too! It really is addicting. The line says it all "Once you've had Zebra®, nothing else will ever do." I eat as much as I can till I get a sugar rush and my body forces me to stop. But oh how I want to keep going, but alas it's a good thing cause I have some left for tomorrows munching.

I've always feared store bought popcorn would taste stale or not as fresh as popping corn yourself but the way this stuff is bagged makes every bite so airy and keeps it fresh.

When I typed this review they asked me "Would you recommend this product to a friend?" Sadly HELL YESS was not an option to pick.
PRODUCT RATING
Review by  (Posted on 1/19/2014)
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I believed the phrase "professionalism" comes into play here...


You'll lose control
So good, someone will have to take it away from you.
You just can't stop!
PRODUCT RATING
Review by  (Posted on 1/12/2013)
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What is this, Pringles?


Crackcorn
My husband James and I are recovering addicts (grateful!!) and we fondly refer to this as Jimmy Crack Corn...I'll have to do a 1st step on it...it's sooo addicting and thank God it"s pricey because otherwise it would be deadly and around all the time rather than a special treat!!!!
PRODUCT RATING
Review by  (Posted on 1/5/2013)
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Yeah, lady, for you, generic store brand microwavables is your best bet. Amateur.


Former skeptic
Almost chose buttered popcorn over this, but decided to put out the extra .25 and was glad I did! You can have buttered pc any time, but on special occasions I suggest you go all out with this.
PRODUCT RATING
Review by  (Posted on 12/9/2012)
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Almost? Almost!? What, Orville or Act II wasn't available where you were!?


Just kill me now!!!! I can't stop eating this!!!
Once you taste this you will just melt. I am continually amazed at how many great flavors are offered. OUTSTANDING!!!
PRODUCT RATING
Review by (Posted on 7/31/2012)
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Oh Inazuma...


"Somebody ordered a Nanodeath?"


Wicked stuff
OMG! I hate whoever put this wicked, evil stuff in the lunchroom. I'm going to be spending hours in the gym!
PRODUCT RATING
Review by  (Posted on 12/6/2011)

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>Hates on Zebra
>Gives it 5 stars

"Ohohohoho, you're beyond pathetic!"


O..M..G...
My mouth will never be the same.....
PRODUCT RATING
Review by  (Posted on 10/2/2011)

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What, you juiced down a Thunderbird or something?


sinful....
I always hated popcorn until a friend introduced me to this sinful treat!!
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Review by  (Posted on 8/6/2011)

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>Always
>Always

Usotsuki.




#ThereWillBeHaters of Zebra Popcorn.





Very sweet
I absolutely looooove Popcornopolis, so when I received this as a gift I was excited to try it. Let me be quite honest, this stuff is way too sweet for my liking, and I'm a sweet fanatic. I'm no softie either, I eat sweets everyday. I do not recommend this flavor at all.
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Review by  (Posted on 4/8/2013)
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I don't recommend your review, either, you lying snob. Next.





What happened?
I first purchased this from Old Navy. It was simply the most delicious popcorn I've even eaten. I loved it so much I went online and purchased a large tin.
What happened? I was startled by the difference. There wasn't nearly the same amount of toppings and the taste was much more ordinary. I am so disappointed and feel like I've wasted my money.
PRODUCT RATING
Review by  (Posted on 2/1/2013)
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Old Navy.... *laughter* You might as well bought your popcorn at Ross or Marshalls you dolt! Stick to buying it at a real store that sells real food...like 7-Eleven.





oddly sweet
I love caramel corn and I have a huge sweet tooth. I even adore the intensely sweet Cupcake flavor. But Zebra was too sickeningly sweet. To me, the dark and white chocolate would be better served on plain popcorn. I am surprised this flavor of popcorn gets such good reviews. Maybe it's just me, but I threw away most of the bag.
PRODUCT RATING
Review by  (Posted on 1/11/2013)
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It is you. No, seriously. It IS you.





Tasty, but too pricey
Yea, it's pretty good. But who can pay this much for sugary popcorn?
PRODUCT RATING
Review by  (Posted on 9/5/2011)
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You do, apparently. Maybe a bag of Orville Kettle Korn at Target or a generic store brand will fix you up! Cop that! It's called gourmet for a reason...wink wink.


barely any chocolate on the popcorn
they barely put any chocolate on my zebra popcorn...it basically tasted like caramel covered popcorn. About 1 out of every 10 pieces had a bit of chocolate on it! total ripoff!
PRODUCT RATING
Review by  (Posted on 10/30/2012)
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All right, in this case, the cat's out of the bag. But hey, remember what Old P.T. said, "A sucker is born every minute."