ISML 2016: Parity The Order Of The Day

ISML 2016: Parity The Order Of The Day

By JR Salazar
The Bedlam On Baltic Avenue
July 19, 2016

One of the unique dynamics of the International Saimoe League is that any competitor can bounce back from a setback with a win, and any competitor with a big win can follow it up with a loss. It takes a constant name with leverage to pull up wins on a consistent basis, and Match Day 4 of the 2016 International Saimoe League Aquamarine Period illustrated that.

In the female devision, Iroha Isshiki defeated Shirayuki 1461-963, Madoka Kaname stunned Urara Shiraishi 1228-1158, Kuroko Shirai shot down Taiga Aisaka 1540-1070, Kurousagi bounced past Nagisa Furukawa 1352-882, Rize Tedeza delivered the Upset of the Round: a 1427-1293 scalp of Chiyo Sakura, Kotori Minami thrashed Nagi Sanzen'in 1471-779, Maki Nishikino prevailed over Erina Nakiri 1246-1170 and Ayase Aragaki pulverized Nozomi Toujou 1724-894.

In the Male Division, Saitama won a 1152-1135 thriller over Yashiro Isana, Shintarou Kisaragi defeated Bell Cranel 1184-912, Rintarou Okabe rolled past Yukine 1060-889, Ryuunosuke Akasaka crushed Leonardo Watch 1134-855, Tomoya Okazaki leveled Ayato Amagiri 1080-943, Zen Wistalia scored the closest victory of the round: a 998-986 nailbiter over Ichimatsu Matsuno, Iskandar punched Ken Kaneki 1409-1224 and Kousei Arima flattened Youji Itami 1576-684.

In Winter Diadem action, Yumi burned Irisdina Bernhard 944-794 and Sayuki Kuroda defeated Clarion 984-893.

Match Day 5 of the 2016 Aquamarine Period is scheduled for July 20, 2016. Vote for your favorite candidates at InternationalSaimoe.com and join the ongoing debate.

Turn Me On

Oh yea ah ah ah
Is ah big dancehall song in know
Madzart alongside Kevin Little
You know how it is,
You Know how we go
You know


For the longest while we jamming in the Party
And you wining in on me
Pushing everything up
Right back on top of me
(Tea, hey, ai)

But if you think you're gonna get away from me
You better change your mind
You're going home
You're going home with me tonight

Let me hold you
Girl caress my body

You got me going crazy
You turn me on
Turn me on

Let me jam you
Girl wine
All around me
You got me going crazy
You Turn me on
Turn me on

The girl ya nah go get way tonight
If she think mad man nah go fight
Me done feed her with popcorn and sprite
Now she whar come fly way like kite

Ooh yea yea
Ooh yea yea
Ooh yea yea yea
Ooh yea yea yea yea yea yea
Yea yea


One hand on the ground and
Bumper cock sky high
Wining hard on me
Got my Python
Hollerin' for mercy, yea hey 'ai
Then I whisper in her ear
So wine harder
And then she said to me
Boy just push that thing
Push it harder back on me

So, let me hold you
Girl caress my body

You got me going crazy
You turn me on
Turn me on

Let me jam you
Girl wine
All around me
You got me going crazy
You Turn me on
Turn me on
Girl just

Hug me, hug me
Kiss me, squeeze me,
Hug me, hug me,
Kiss and caress me

Hug me, hug me
Kiss me, squeeze me,
Hug me, hug me,
Kiss and caress me

The girl ya nah go get way tonight
If she think madd man nah go fight
Me done feed her with popcorn and sprite
Now she whar come fly way like kite


For the longest while we jamming in the Party
And you're wining on me
Pushing everything up
Right back on top of me
(tea, hey, ai)

But if you think you're gonna get away from me
You better change your mind
You're going home
You're going home with me tonight

Let me hold you
Girl caress my body

You got me going crazy
You turn me on
Turn me on

Let me jam you
Go wine
All around me
You got me going crazy
You Turn me on
Turn me on
Yeah 'eah
Nahnananana, 'eah, yeah

Hug me, hug me
Kiss me, kiss me,
Hug me, hug me,
Kiss and caress me

Hug me, hug me
Squeeze me, squeeze me,
Hug me girl and
Kiss and caress me

Yeah, yeah, yeah 'eah
Oh, yeah!