ISML 2020: Aquamarine Day 6 Recap

ISML 2020: Aquamarine Day 6 Recap

By Jo-Ryan Salazar

The Bedlam on Baltic Avenue

August 24, 2020

Here are your results from Match Day 6 of the 2020 International Saimoe League Aquamarine Period. In the Female Division, Yukino Yukinoshita rolled past Homura Akemi 3100-1431, Taiga Aisaka roared past Yotsuba Nakano 2341-1551, Mitsuha Miyamizu defeated Ram 2237-1842, Asuna Yuuki routed Isla 3705-1329, Saber prevailed over Ginko Sora 2193-2027, Ai Hayasaka blew past Shouko Makinohara 2858-1549, Mashiro Shiina eased past Hina Amano 2920-2186, Yui Hirasawa rocked Nino Nakano 2251-1731, Illyasviel von Einzbern sank Enterprise 2422-1166 and Mai Sakurajima romped past Schwi Dola 2632-1953.

Index Prohibitorum threw the book at Suzune Horikita 3417-1637, Tooru thumped Yuuko Yoshida 2327-1283, Rikka Takanashi won a 2299-2272 nailbiter over Eriri Spencer Sawamura, Chino Kafuu defeated Meiko Honma 2175-1734, Origami Tobiichi trounced Yuu Koito 2179-1415, Iroha Isshiki whipped past Ai Haibara 2493-2142, Nao Tomori took down Ayase Aragaki 2357-1431, Umaru Doma defeated Fumino Furuhashi 2068-1706, Kurumi Tokisaki shot down Nezuko Kamado 3962-1350 and Utaha Kasumigaoka drove past Isuzu Sento 2382-1549. 

Wrapping up Female Division play, Shino Asada dismissed Kazusa Touma 2154-1738, Rin Tohsaka raced past Azusa Nakano 3218-1685, Shouko Nishimiya drubbed Chiyo Sakura 2761-1433, Aqua pounced on Ishtar 2172-1653, Sagiri Izumi clotheslined Haruno Yukinoshita 3165-1560, Kuroko Shirai pumped Yoshino 2558-1680, Nanami Aoyama flew past Jibril 2209-1660, Emilia annihilated Takagi 2814-1544, Shiro shook Tomoyo Sakagami 2867-1637 and Reina Kousaka won the closest race of the round, a 1934-1923 thriller over Tohka Yatogami.

In the Male Division, Sakuta Azusagawa burned Edward Elric 2588-1420, Kaito Kuroba defeated Seiya Ryuuguuin 2110-1533, Satoshi Fukube eased past Nishikata 1960-1669, Levi leveled Yato 2535-1299, Kyon drubbed Ikki Kurogane 1837-1452, Shouya Ishida defeated Itachi Uchiha 2024-1639, Touma Kamijou broke Saitama 2449-1826, Kousei Arima knocked down Karna 2115-1426, Satoshi cruised past Chuuya Nakahara 1794-1475 and Yuuta Togashi outworked Kiritsugu Emiya 2068-1798.

Ryuuji Takasu roared past Bell Cranel 1881-1415, Dio Brando defeated Haruka Nanase 1771-1595, Riku Dola rocked Kazuma Satou 2472-1641, Gilgamesh impaled Sesshoumaru 2101-1387, Hodoka Morishima scored the Upset of the Round, a 1863-1567 scalp of Shuu Ouma, Tanjiro Kamado prevailed over Haruka Kasugano 2103-1958, Shidou Itsuka whipped past Yaichi Kuzuryuu 1962-1376, Karma Akabane drover past Inosuke Hashibara 1812-1503, Kiyotaka Ayanokouji rolled past Joseph Joestar 2833-1267 and Sorata Kanda dismissed Fuutarou Uesugi 2489-1646.

Wrapping up Male Division play, Gintoki Sakata won a 1646-1609 barnburner over Sasuke Uchiha, Subaru Natsuki shot down Yuzuru Otonashi 2380-1530, Lelouch Lamperouge thumped Souma Yukihira 2267-1244, Willem Kmetsch slayed Giovanna Giorno 2147-1417, Tomoya Okazaki prevailed over Merlin 1985-1794, Joutarou Kuujou defeated Shuuichi Tsukamoto 1893-1613, Kingu (Enkidu) eased past Akihito Kanbara 1937-1674, Waver Velvet defeated Giyuu Tomioka 1861-1789, Yuu Otosaka routed Inuyasha 2440-1283 and Nagisa Shiota rumbled past Hiro 1759-1586.

Kei Shirogane, the Bedlam on Baltic Avenue first choice to win the Spring Diadem, kept form with a 3188-1265 pounding of Marie Campbell, Kokkoro mowed down Catarina Claes 2103-1517, Kyaru thundered past Pecorine 2133-1228, second choice Miko Iino drilled Hinata Hyuuga 3107-1149, Yukina Minato defeated Haru Nonaka 1570-1212, Ruri Ichigyo whipped past Hime Gotou 1540-1346, Jashin-chan dropkicked Yurine Hanazono 1549-1170 and Arisa Ichigaya tore down Hikari Yagami 1602-1263.

Match Day 7 of the 2020 International Saimoe League Aquamarine Period is scheduled for August 25, 2020. Vote for your favorite characters at InternationalSaimoe.com and join the ongoing debate.

Bayern Munich: 2019-20 UEFA Champions League Winners

 In that moment of elation, the cameras hunted for despair. They found it in the slight, forlorn shape of Neymar, sitting on Paris St.-Germain’s bench, a perfect picture of heartbreak. Neymar, with tears in his eyes. Neymar, staring into the middle distance. Neymar, with his head in his hands.

Here, in tight focus, was the shot, the story. No player fits so neatly as an avatar for their team as Neymar. He is the most expensive player in the world, and his club is the richest project soccer has ever seen. His career has been shaped by money, and the club’s ambitions are fueled by it. He is the star concerned only with his own light. He is the princeling who yearned to be king. He is the modern P.S.G. made flesh.

In those lingering camera shots, in the silence, Neymar not only illustrated how that felt, but exposed the limitations that had led him, and his team, here. It is always easier to tell an individual story than a collective one. There is no one image — not Joshua Kimmich’s artful cross, not Kingsley Coman’s precise header, not Manuel Neuer’s trophy lift — that encapsulates the source of Bayern’s success.

Nor is there a single, pithy explanation. Bayern was, by a shade, the better team in a final that produced a dish quite distinct from any of its ingredients. Two teams front-loaded with attacking talent combined in Lisbon to create a game — a compelling, absorbing game — that was more slow-burn drama than quick-fire entertainment.

Both defended with grit and steel and thought. Neither was quite as assured as normal. Robert Lewandowski was a touch short of his ruthless best leading the Bayern line; Kylian Mbappé was not quite as explosive as he could be for P.S.G. Neymar did not want for work ethic, but his invention was just a little lacking.

Both teams were in pursuit of a domestic and European treble — league, cup and Champions league silverware — and yet neither was quite itself. Bayern won because it came closer than P.S.G., because its self-perception is better defined, because it draws its strength and its wonder from its system, not from the lavish talent of its individuals.

Hansi Flick, Bayern’s coach, had the courage not to change tack out of respect for — or fear of — P.S.G.’s fearsome front line. Bayern played the high defensive line which, common consensus had it, Mbappé in particular would relish. He trusted his players not to blink. The margins were fine, and P.S.G. hardly played badly, but the reward justified the risk.

That will be of scant solace to Neymar and his teammates, of course. The identity of the player that proved their undoing will add a little sting for P.S.G., too. Coman was born and raised in Paris; he joined P.S.G.’s youth academy as a child. He was a teammate of Presnel Kimpembe, the French champion’s central defender, until both were 18.

Coman made his first appearance for P.S.G.’s senior team at 16, the youngest player ever to do so. Like so many others, he is a product of Paris and its banlieues, the suburbs and satellite towns that are, perhaps, the most fertile breeding ground for soccer players in the world. Only São Paulo, Buenos Aires and South London even come close to rivaling it.

And yet Coman, like Paul Pogba and Ngolo Kanté and even Mbappé, until he was brought home at vast cost, got away. Coman left for Juventus in 2014, having grown frustrated at the lack of opportunities he was offered by his hometown team. The scale of investment from P.S.G.’s Qatari backers had by then made the club fallow ground for young prospects. Coman went to Italy, and from there to Munich. Now he has returned to haunt the club that made him, to vanquish it when it was in sight of its goal.

But one picture does not tell a story. Coman’s career has been remarkable. He is only 24, and yet he has already won 20 major trophies. Every season that he has been a professional — he made his debut in 2013 — he has ended as a league champion: twice with P.S.G., once with Juventus, five times with Bayern.

Coman is, in other words, the ultimate player for European soccer’s superclub era. He is the embodiment of the game’s stratification, for how different the world of the elite is from that of those mere mortals who might not win a championship every single season of their career. In these circumstances, it feels almost inevitable that at some point he was going to score the winning goal in a Champions League final. He is proof that, at a certain height, it is almost impossible to fall.

For all Neymar’s tears, he and the team he represents — in more ways than one — are precisely the same. Sunday’s final had been dressed up as a meeting between two visions of soccer: the old power and the new money, the establishment and the insurgent, the immovable object of European soccer’s self-appointed aristocracy and the unstoppable force of a sports team co-opted as the marketing tool of a nation state.

In Bayern Munich’s victory, it is possible to draw the conclusion that there is, for now, at least, some sort of winner. Paris St.-Germain has obsessed over the Champions League for a decade. It has spent billions in pursuit of it. It has inveigled its way into the corridors of power and it has broken the rules, both in letter and in spirit, and it has done its best to shift the landscape to its own ends. It wants nothing more than that one trophy, that ultimate vindication of its plan.

And though it came closer than it ever had before this summer, it has failed again. Chalk up a victory not necessarily for the good guys — Bayern Munich, for all its folksy customs, is not what any outsider would call lovable — but for the way things have always been. The old certainties hold. The new order has not been established, and Neymar is sitting on the bench in tears.

But a single picture does not tell a whole story. P.S.G. has not failed, not really, not in the long term. Its presence here was success. A decade since its Gulf money arrived, it can breathe the same rarefied air as the old elite. That, in the context of what Qatar wants from its investment, is almost the same as the Champions League trophy. Almost.

So, too, all of the associations that come with it. To have Neymar — the most expensive player on the planet, an icon, a social media phenomenon — as the avatar of this P.S.G. team is to demonstrate all of the things that are valuable to the club’s backers about this project. It speaks of power and wealth and glamour and relevance and affection, in some quarters, if not universally.

Neymar’s despair might have been the final image of the night, but that is the closing of a chapter, not the culmination of the book. Just as the European soccer season lasts nine months and, at the end of it, Coman gets a medal or three, the same is true of P.S.G. There will be another chance, and another chance after that, and on and on into the future.

Young money soon morphs into old power, and the insurgents become the ruling class. Neymar will be back here again; P.S.G. will be back here again. That is the way the game is built. That is the way the game works. At a certain height, the tears never last for long.

His quest is his club’s quest: to win hearts and minds, to prove their greatness and their worth and, in doing so, to gain recognition and acceptance. Both see the Champions League as the only stage on which that can be achieved. Both had failed at the last step on Sunday: a single goal had been enough to give Bayern Munich a 1-0 victory and a sixth European crown, and prolong the agony of P.S.G.