ISML 2021: Emerald 3 Roundup



ISML 2021: Emerald 3 Roundup


By Jo-Ryan Salazar

The Bedlam on Baltic Avenue

November 19, 2021


Match Day 3 of the 2021 International Saimoe League Emerald Period is done. In the Female Division, Kaguya Shinomiya defeated Ai Hayasaka 1317-841, Kurumi Tokisaki shot down Kanna Kamui 1385-820, Rikka Takanashi rocked Tsukasa Yuzaki 1323-839, Mikoto Misaka thumped Chika Fujiwara 1473-885, Yui Yuigahama prevailed over Kuroko Shirai 1179-1125, Rin Tohsaka clobbered Iroha Isshiki 1081-895, Tooru won the closest race of the roung, a 975-967 thriller over Taiga Aisaka and Ruiko Saten stormed past Schwi Dola 1183-975.


Wrapping up Female Division play, Index Prohibitorum delivered one of the biggest Upsets of the Round on the Female side, a 1268-1117 scalp of Mai Sakurajima, Mashiro Shiina smashed Shouko Nishimiya 1440-748, Emilia flew past Misaki Shokuhou 1180-1096, Elaina routed Asuna Yuuki 1309-982, Kanade Tachibana thumped Nao Tomori 1198-801, Shiro boomed past Mio Akiyama 1106-1018, Utaha Kasumigaoka throttled Kurisu Makise 1224-833 and Megumin exploded past Kei Shirogane 1093-900.


In the Male Division, Kazuto Kirigaya slashed past Shidou Itsuka 1106-651, Touma Kamijou broke Yuzuru Otonashi 1265-730, Subaru Natsuki defeated Shirou Emiya 960-904, Sakuta Azusagawa leveled Levi 1194-715, Saika Totsuka toasted Saitama 947-886, Rintarou Okabe eased past Nagisa Shiota 987-708, Shouya Ishida prevailed over Edward Elric 881-830 and Tomoya Okazaki defeated Satoshi Fukube 979-650.


Wrapping up Male Division play, Yuu Ishigami silenced Nasa Yuzaki 1076-742, Taki Tachibana took down Ryuuji Takasu 1034-768, Riku Dola rocked Sorata Kanda 1112-759, Yuuta togashi hammered Kiyotaka Ayanokouji 1082-764, Kazuma Satou slayed Yuu Otosaka 1027-720, Lelouch Lamperouge prevailed over Ryuunosuke Akasaka 865-840, Archer dominated Joutarou Kuujou 937-742 and Kousei Arima defeated Kyoujurou Rengoku 884-743.


In Summer Seasonal action, Keke Tang routed Celia Claire 1177-661, Miyuki Shiba defeated Nagisa Minase 886-684, Catarina Claes thumped Chise Hattori 954-476, Siesta slaughtered Alice 1157-510, Ilulu got past Saki Saki 890-745, Aki Shino whipped past Kukuru Misakino 800-689, Madoka Kaname dominated Nagisa Natsunagi 1028-740, Milim Nava got past Fuuka Miyazawa 882-730 and Kanon Shibuya throttled Eiko Kawasegawa 928-660.


In Summer Male action, Bocchan defeated Vanitas 645-603, Kyouya Hashida crushed Kinji Ninomiya 814-487 and Kimiiko Kimizuka overcame Akira Shiroyanagi 752-562. Finally, in vtuber action, Fubuki Shirakami defeated Aqua Minato 770-672, Gawr Gura roared past Watson Amelia 818-554, Ai Kizuna pounded Alice Mononobe 1056-504 and Ayame Nakiri drubbed Rin Shizuka 834-546.


Match Day 4 of the 2021 International Saimoe League Emerald Period is scheduled for November 20, 2021. Vote for your favorite characters at InternationalSaimoe.com and join the ongoing debate.

Romain Molina's Massive Bombshell



The following is a non-exhaustive list of some of the claims made by investigative journalist Romain Molina (published in The Guardian, New York Times) in his most recent Twitter Space. It is important to note that while Molina's word is not to be taken lightly, as his work has influenced multiple FAs and officials in the past, this is not an official release on his part.


Elye Wahi (Montpellier striker) wasn't fired from SM Caen's youth setup for physically assaulting a supervisor at the academy. Instead, after physical threats, he brought over some secondary school friends in the washrooms to undress and masturbate in front of him.


400+ players currently playing in the Premier League, Championship, Ligue 1, and Ligue 2 have been raped multiple times in their youth. Some of them have contracted anal injuries and/or diseases, and have gone to specialized clinics as a result. This is a two-decade-old issue, the first story will come out in December.


Megan Rapinoe wasn't bothered by Haitian girls getting raped. She prefers 'earning money' over 'defending these young girls'.


A Ligue 1 team covered up a pedophilia scandal in their youth academy by brainwashing the player by the time law enforcement was involved. Then, they sent the young player in question back to his country (he was a foreigner).


One of the largest academies in DR Congo is currently managed by a pedophilia ring.


An international coach was 'caught red-handed' after raping two 13 year-old girls in the middle of a tournament. His employer, a large media, fired him under other pre-tenses in 2017. This issue is especially concerning for 'us, as French people'. A famous, very well-liked personality participated in covering up this story as well.


Ferland Mendy hit a woman, knocked her to the ground, kicked her in the head, before showing her his genitals. She was taken to the emergency room after suffering head trauma. He also assaulted another woman. The player's club covered up the story in order to sell him the following year.


Some international games in Asia are fixed. Many players have stopped joining their national teams because of this.


Paris Saint-Germain has been conceding burn-out after burn-out. Over 100 employees have left the club in the last year alone. Leonardo is hated because of his behaviour/attitude.


The 'boss of Colombia's refereeing' is a pedophile. Molina has a complaint from a 12 year-old, which he can barely read in its entirety because it's 'gut-wrenching'.


Alexandre Benalla (French 'personality') has been trying to get involved in PSG for years. He fought with some of Nasser's entourage.


A consultant from L'Équipe has been involved in 'some shady stuff' in the transfer market.


Some very important people bend over backwards to get in touch with people close to Nasser Al Khelaïfi.


Most African FA presidents get paid prostitutes, or have their daughters' studies covered in other countries.


At Arsenal, all the players inhale nitrous oxide. A player came back to celebrate his birthday in Paris under the theme "nitrous oxide balloons".


A French international organized parties where he would defecate in women's mouths and film himself while doing it. He forced a girl, who later on sought to issue a formal complaint, to participate. Someone offered Molina a video, which he declined to see.


A Saudi consortium was never involved in the takeover of Olympique de Marseille.


The French FA pushes some of its people to coach national teams in Africa. They already did it with Didier Six, for example, and Guinea (note: he also coached Togo and Mauritius in the past).


Leonardo is hated in PSG. His signing of Icardi was not well-received by the coach at the time.


The massive media outrage surrounding the Qatar World Cup is political and financed by people/organizations who wish harm upon the country.


The son of Congo-Brazzaville's president is involved in the national team. In the Central African Republic, Kondogbia is friends with the president.


80% of players smoke shisha. At one point in time, PSG players used to bring their shisha/hookah with them on away games. Blaise Matuidi regularly smoked shisha, but things still worked out for him.


The leagues in most Southeast Asian, Eastern European, and Latin American countries are fixed. Ireland, Malta, and Gibraltar also have 'lots' of matchfixing.


A former French international was involved in a 'go-fast' (smuggling drugs and/or other products in another country). His club's president 'saved his ass'.


FIFA claims to push for women's football, but does very little to protect the girls/women from abuse. It's rampant everywhere, on a global scale.


Morocco can 'shit on the ground' if they want, they have a large influence at CAF. They can 'do whatever they want'.


In the long-term, Tony Parker should take over the OL Group.


Kenya's FA has 16 bank accounts, including some 'hidden' accounts, when most FAs have one or two.


Amiens (Ligue 2) is [a circus]. On the way back from their away game at Ajaccio, everybody smelled like alcohol. The players love booze, shisha, drunken nights.


After Senegal complained against an overaged player in a U17 African team they faced, the national team declared the player as 'deceased'. He is currently continuing his career in the U21 national team of the same country.


A minor was raped and forced into an abortion at an "international center of FIFA".


East Timor eliminated Mongolia by paying Brazilian players to play for its national team.


Friends of the former Algerian FA president are waging war against the current leadership.


The Sierra Leone FA faked COVID tests throughout the entirety of the pandemic, most notably in its qualifier against Benin. Other nations and/or clubs are suspected to have forged documents as well, but this is not confirmed.


Mario Lemina received a handsome sum of money for representing Gabon. Other African players are also in similar positions.


EDIT: A player from Spezia has disappeared. The affair is linked with human trafficking issues and an academy founded in Nigeria by the club's president. Molina didn't have much time to expand on this one.


EDIT: Sexual abuse is rampant in the Mongolian FA, including players from the U15 girls' team. A coach even asked to sleep with a player's grandmother in exchange for a starting spot for the player.


Sources used for collecting the claims above: Twitter Space, transcripts from Instant Foot, Actu Foot, Footballogue.