Two weeks into the new season of Pangya, and I am proud to say that I have successfully trained in full (in this order) Pippin, Quma, Lolo, Cadie, Tiki, Mingti, Papel, Dolfini and Titan Boo, the last of who was responsible for a massive spike in my O.B. shots. Stupid Ventus bear. Sometimes the best thing to do is to shut up and let the golfer do her work.
The golfer in question: the new Hana, who has more than 150 games under her belt, like the new Nuri. I use Hana (R) as my main golfer now because she has been equipped with two important NPC cards: Cayman (SR) and Luka (R). The latter gives me a significant pang bonus following a game, while the former is extremely important in that it adds a massive EXP bonus following a game. Combined with the Puff mascot that I recharged a few days ago, I estimate that I will reach the coveted World Pro ranks by early November, if not by the end of the month, assuming I play nothing by 18 hole VS matches with my alt account.
My main account is a National Pro A, while my alt account is a Semi-Pro D. I ended up nerfing a lot of achievement points and six months ago I was a Memorial Level 4. Since I created the alt account, I am now a Memorial Level 22. I was lucky enough to get the Gacha set I wanted on the money that FanSided gave me two weeks ago. That allowed me to complete purchasing the wardrobe of Nuri (R) and Hana (R). I also ended up receiving my first-ever set of Gacha wings through the Memorial Shop, the White Guardian Wings for Hana, after I received a glut of Scratchy Cards.
I kicked them off to Hana (R) along with the Dolfini Headset but what I wasn't happy about was the lack of a fly animation for Hana (R). Not only do I want my main to spread her wings, but I also want to take snaps of the upskirt that ensues because you know me: I'm all for fanservice. As for Nuri (R), who is now my new secondary character, I changed the hair color to be consistent with the classic version (read: black) and now he looks like a member of a Korean boy band, a la TVXQ.
I think that ever since the new Tiki's Magic Ball feature arrived, I ended up nerfing a ton of achievements to the point of abusing the process for the sake of getting those achievement points. The only achievement that need to be cleared in full regarding TIki are the Lucky Day and Material Collector achievements. Once I cleared the milestones for recycling Pang, points and rare items X amount of times, I really didn't have much incentive to use the feature, and only I had cleared the achievements for Charactery Mastery, I really didn't have a lot of incentive to use the feature.
After a run in which I make an achievement nearly every day, it's good to hit a plateau and not be within range of the next one. However, there are a few more that are close to being met, and now I am walking into reaching Memorial Level 23. It's nice to know that I am moving towards being eligible for receiving all but the last 13 Gacha updates, but there are so many rares that I don't have and there are so many caddies and clubs that I don't have either.
Speaking of caddies, I know that a new caddie named Cien is going to be up on the next Gacha update here. I am mulling giving this a shot but I don't want to spend possibly 50 and realize that I got nothing but useless common items that can help me gain pang and EXP but not much after that. If I do end up getting Cien, that's going to preempt my training of the Big Papel Trio. Big Red Papel, Big Black Papel and Big Papel are the only caddies in my arsenal yet to be fully trained. I am in no rush to fully train these three as I don't believe I gain any incentive to do so in terms of achievements. I will have to train Cien first because I want Nuri to have a love rival to Hana. I like love triangles. Makes for good moneymaking.
So I'll keep slugging away at this, but I am proud to say that I am inching closer to reaching the World Pro ranks. I didn't cut any corners, I played by the rules, I had my highs, I had my lows, but all in all, I kept my faith in this game. Pangya is the gold standard of golf sims, and I am mighty proud to be a loyal Pangyateer.
Once upon a time, a few mistakes ago I was in your sights, you got me alone You found me, you found me You found me-e-e-e-e I guess you didn't care and I guess I liked that And when I fell hard, you took a step back Without me, without me Without me-e-e-e
And he's long gone When he's next to me And I realize, the blame is on me
'Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in So shame on me now, flew me to places I'd never been Till you put me down Oh I knew you were trouble when you walked in So shame on me now, flew me to places I'd never been Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground
No apologies, he'll never see you cry Pretends he doesn't know that he's the reason why You're drowning, you're drowning You're drowning-ing-ing-ing-ing And I heard you moved on from whispers on the street A new notch in your belt is all I'll ever be And now I see, I now I see I now I see-e-e-e-e
He was long gone When he met me And I realize the joke is on me Hey!
I knew you were trouble when you walked in So shame on me now, flew me to places I'd never been Till you put me down Oh I knew you were trouble when you walked in So shame on me now, flew me to places I'd never been Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground
When the saddest fear Comes creeping in That you never loved me... or her or anyone or anything Yeah!
I knew you were trouble when you walked in So shame on me now, flew me to places I'd never been Till you put me down Oh I knew you were trouble when you walked in So shame on me now, flew me to places I'd never been Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground
It was a fitting way to open the A-League’s 10th season. The biggest club in the land, Melbourne Victory, trouncing the new pretenders the Western Sydney Wanderers in front of 30,083 boisterous fans at Etihad Stadium.
Nine seasons ago, the match between Sydney FC and Melbourne Victory was the talking point of round one as a new state-based rivalry was born. But as the Wanderers fans filed into the stadium to fill their allocation, there was a feeling that this fixture might become the biggest in the competition. The colour and the noise that these two clubs generate reverberates around the country.
The first goal came inside 10 minutes, the second within 20 and the third before the half-hour mark. Melbourne Victory, who haven’t won an opening game since 2006, could hardly have hoped for a better start.
With Matthew Spiranovic and Nikolai Topor-Stanley out of action for Wanderers, there was always going to be questions over the visitors’ threadbare back-line, and it was a horror start for the stand-in centre-half pairing of Antony Golec and Brendan Hammill. If the Wanderers are the masters at parking the bus, this was more reminiscent of Otto at the steering wheel after a few too many brekky bongs.
But while the Wanderers were awful, the Victory were clinical in front of goal with a new look front three featuring Kosta Barbarouses, Archie Thompson and marquee man Besart Berisha. On this evidence alone, Kevin Muscat looks to be onto a winner with his new formation.
Gui Finkler and Barbarouses combined well down the right, and the Wanderers stand-in left back Shannon Cole was under enormous pressure from the very start. Indeed the first goal came after just eight minutes after some tidy build up play between Finkler and Barberouses. New Victory signing Matthieu Delpierre found himself free just six yards out, and there was little Ante Covic could do in the Wanderers goal.
On 19 minutes, Golec handled the ball in the box, and up stepped Berisha. In his first A-League game for the Victory, he was never going to disappoint. A quick look up to pick his spot, a no nonsense run up and Berisha was soon saluting the fans.
Confidence was sky-high for the home side, and even the humble Leigh Broxham wanted to get in on the action. After a couple of attempts from range, Broxham popped up for the Victory’s third goal on 28 minutes. Again it was Barbarouses who bamboozled Cole down the right channel in the build up, and after his shot was blocked, Broxham blazed the ball through the crowded defence into the back of the net.
Mark Bridge pulled one back for the visitors before half-time, but it meant little in the context of the match. The Wanderers, who have built their game around defensive cohesion, looked dazed and confused.
Perhaps this was best summed up by Victory’s fourth and final goal. Under no pressure at all, Golec gave away possession cheaply, and with the defence woefully out of position, Berisha fed Thompson who made no mistake in front of goal.
The Wanderers might put this uncharacteristic performance down to missing players and the distraction of their Asian Champions League commitments, but regardless, the rest of the competition are on notice. This Victory side looks balanced, creative and menacing.
Western Sydney Wanderers are going to great lengths to ensure their supporters can travel to Saudi Arabia for the final of the Asian Champions League but there is no guarantee female and Jewish supporters will be granted entry visas.
The Wanderers face Al-Hilal in Riyadh on November 1 in the second leg of the continental decider but a section of their supporters may be denied a chance to witness a potential Asian title due to their gender, race or religious background.
The club is in the process of arranging travel packages with the support of Al-Hilal and the Saudi Arabian Football Federation but it will not be known until the end of the week whether unaccompanied females and Jewish supporters will be able to travel due to the strict laws of the nation.
The club has received over 200 enquiries for away tickets and is finalising the travel package – which will cater for match tickets, travel, accommodation and visas – with the blessing of relevant authorities. It is hoped the tour will allow for female supporters to attend but there is still no indication it will be sufficient enough to allow entry for supporters of Jewish background.
Due to conservative legislation, women face difficulties in obtaining tourist visas for Saudi Arabia while those of Jewish heritage, Israelis or even those who have visited Israel, are not permitted entry.
While AFC regulations state a club's fans must be allowed access without prejudice, their stature does not overrule state legislation.
"There needs to be an invitation. We are working with the FFA [Football Federation of Australia], AFC [Asian Football Confederation], the Saudi Arabian Football Federation and Al-Hilal to obtain an invitation for our supporters to travel," a Wanderers spokesman said.
Single women must be in the company of a male relative or their husband and travel with marriage certificates to obtain a tourist visa, or must be escorted at all times as part of a supervised tourism group.
Saudi football has a long history of banning women from attending games. The nation allowed females to attend matches only last year, and under harsh restricitions.
Only selected stadiums cater for segregated sections, which prevent male and female supporters standing next to each other. Under pressure from international organisations, the Saudi Arabian domestic league allowed a number of women to attend the games in reserved sections of the stadium, as per the custom of many public events.
There are also concerns that should female Wanderers fans be granted visas, they will also be seggregated once within King Fahd Stadium. One of the proposed options for the tour is to station supporters in a nearby Gulf nation before the match and fly them into Riyadh for game day, to ensure a safe passage to and from the stadium and in and out of Saudi Arabia.
The club has not yet received any advice for homosexual Wanderers supporters wishing to travel to the second leg, but the Department of Foreign Affairs and Trading states: "Homosexual activity is illegal and penalties include the death penalty."
It is understood Wanderers are working with the AFC to arrange a way for their chairman, Paul Lederer to attend the match under arrangements often reserved for diplomats.
Lederer, who is Jewish, is understood to be keen to attend the match, but faces difficulty in obtaining a visa.
The club hopes Lederer can bypass those laws under unspecified arrangements as an invited special guest of the AFC. Competition regulations state: "Hosting Club and its National Association must guarantee and ensure that access to the stadium will be granted to the AFC delegation, officials and players of the visiting club, sponsors, travelling fans and media without any discrimination of gender, race or nationality."
Group S Final Ryuuka Shimizudani @ Saki EVEN Hanayo Koizumi @ Love Live! 10-1 Prediction: Ryuuka Shimizudani by >=65 Over/Under: 500 Under Group T Final Asuna Yuuki @ Sword Art Online 7-1 Mikoto Misaka @ A Certain Magical Index EVEN Prediction: Mikoto Misaka by <=100 Over/Under: 500 Over Group U Final Kuroko Shirai @ A Certain Magical Index 10-1 Awai Oohoshi @ Saki EVEN Prediction: Awai Oohoshi by <=100 Over/Under: 500 Under Group V Final Yuu Matsumi @ Saki 9-1 Mami Tomoe @ Puella Magi Madoka Magica EVEN Prediction: Mami Tomoe by <=100 Over/Under: 500 Over Group W Final Maki Nishikino @ Love Live! 1-9 Kana Tachibana @ Gokukoku No Brynhildr 30-1 Prediction: Maki Nishikino by >=90 Over/Under: 500 Under Group X Final Ruiko Saten @ A Certain Magical Index 8-1 Saki Miyanaga @ Saki EVEN Prediction: Saki Miyanaga by <=90 Over/Under: 500 Over
Group M Final Kuro Matsumi @ Saki EVEN Souseiseki @ Rozen Maiden 10-1 Prediction: Kuro Matsumi by <=100 Over/Under: 400 Over Group N Final Komachi Hikigaya @ Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Comedy Wa Machigatteiru 20-1 Satoha Tsujigaito @ Saki 1-4 Prediction: Satoha Tsujigaito by >=60 Over/Under: 500 Under Group O Final Yukino Yukinoshita @ Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Comedy Wa Machigatteiru 25-1 Ako Atarashi @ Saki EVEN Prediction: Ako Atarashi by <=90 Over/Under: 500 Under Group P Final Sharo Kirima @ Is The Order A Rabbit? 2-1 Rin Tousaka @ Fate/Stay Night 10-1 Prediction: Sharo Kirima by <=75 Over/Under: 400 Under Group Q Final Nodoka Haramura @ Saki EVEN Koromo Amae @ Saki 10-1 Prediction: Nodoka Haramura by <=100 Over/Under: 400 Over Group R Final Karen Kujou @ Golden Mosaic 10-1 Kotori Minami @ Love Live! EVEN Prediction: Kotori Minami by <=70 Over/Under: 400 Over
Group G Final Frenda Seivelun @ A Certain Magical Index 10-1 Kazari Uiharu @ A Certain Magical Index EVEN Prediction: Kazari Uiharu by >=40 Over/Under: 500 Under Group H Final Komaki Jindai @ Saki 1-5 MISAKA #10032 @ A Certain Magical Index 10-1 Prediction: Komaki Jindai by >=60 Over/Under: 500 Over Group I Final Kurumi Kakura @ Saki 10-1 Chitoge Kirisaki @ Nisekoi EVEN Prediction: Chitoge Kirisaki by <=70 Over/Under: 500 Over Group J Final Hiroe Atago @ Saki EVEN Hisa Takei @ Saki 10-1 Prediction: Hiroe Atago by <=80 Over/Under: 550 Under Group K Final Kyouko Sakura @ Puella Magi Madoka Magica EVEN Chino Kafuu @ Is The Order A Rabbit? 7-1 Prediction: Kyouko Sakura by >=50 Over/Under: 450 Over Group L Final Yuu Sonoda @ Sakura Trick 30-1 Homura Akemi @ Puella Magi Madoka Magica 1-9 Prediction: Homura Akemi by >=90 Over/Under: 450 Over
Group A Final Shizuno Takakamo @ Saki 2-1 Misaki Shokuhou @ A Certain Magical Index 7-1 Prediction: Shizuno Takakamo by >=50 Over/Under: 400 Over Group B Final Alice Cartelet @ Golden Mosaic 10-1 Eli Ayase @ Love Live! EVEN Prediction: Eli Ayase by <=60 Over/Under: 450 Over Group C Final Natsumi Koshigaya @ Non Non Biyori 20-1 Madoka Kaname @ Puella Magi Madoka Magica EVEN Prediction: Madoka Kaname by >=60 Over/Under: 450 Over Group D Final Yui Yuigahama @ Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Comedy Wa Machigatteiru 20-1 Kyouko Suehara @ Saki EVEN Prediction: Kyouko Suehara by >=50 Over/Under: 420 Over Group E Final Nozomi Toujou @ Love Live! 3-1 Kinue Atago @ Saki 10-1 Prediction: Nozomi Toujou by <=100 Over/Under: 600 Under Group F Final Sayaka Miki @ Puella Magi Madoka Magica EVEN Nadeko Sengoku @ Ghostory 20-1 Prediction: Sayaka Miki by >=60 Over/Under: 400 Over
Because you know I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass
Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two But I can shake it, shake it Like I'm supposed to do 'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase And all the right junk in all the right places
I see the magazine workin' that Photoshop We know that shit ain't real C'mon now, make it stop If you got beauty beauty, just raise 'em up 'Cause every inch of you is perfect From the bottom to the top
Yeah, my mama she told me don't worry about your size She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night." You know I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along
Because you know I'm All about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass Hey!
I'm bringing booty back Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches that No I'm just playing. I know you think you're fat But I'm here to tell ya Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top
Yeah my mama she told me don't worry about your size She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night." You know I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along
Because you know I'm All about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass
Because you know I'm All about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass
Because you know I'm All about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass 'Bout that bass, 'bout that bass Hey, hey, ooh You know you like this bass!
ISML 2014: Date A Live To The Top!!! Kotori Itsuka takes Tiara, breaks Date A Live losing streak in ISML
By Jo-Ryan Salazar The Bedlam on Baltic Avenue October 6, 2014
Match Day 10 of the 2014 International Saimoe League postseason, the final match day of the 2014 ISML campaign proper, concluded and it was only fitting that Date A Live, a series that had been on the short end of the stick so many times in the regular season and Nova Division Finals, finally got its just rewards. Kotori Itsuka won the Heavenly Tiara and becomes the Saimoe Leader Of The Free World for 2015, defeating Mashiro Shiina 4906-4613.
What makes this victory even more impressive is the volume of voters in Eastern Europe, China, Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Japan and Korea that voted for Itsuka. Shiina had won handily in Russia, the Middle East, Australia, the Philippines, Africa and New Zealand, but due to xenophobic bias in Japan and Korea, Itsuka was able to win votes through the heart of the voting blocks: East Asia. It is not certain whether or not this will translate to a resurgence in 2channel, but this victory was nonetheless a sweet one for Kotori, who celebrated the victory at lunchtime at a rally in downtown Tokyo.
"To all my supporters, there is only one word that sums up my emotions after winning the Tiara and the rights to being the Saimoe Leader of the Free World: FINALLY!" Itsuka exclaimed, to the roar of the crowd. "I want to thank Kurumi, Touka, Yoshino and Origami for a great campaign and for their support. And I want to thank Shidou for his dedication to our cause and for vouching all of us. Most importantly, this victory is for you, and I want to thank you all for being with me on this journey.
"We made history. We got over the hump. And we're going to do it all over against next year so look out for us. Thank you, world! Thank you, everyone! Thank you, ISML!"
Kanade Tachibana finished third place after defeated Ayase Aragaki 5081-4096, Nanami Aoyama ended up fifth after edging Kuroyukihime 4714-4519, Taiga Aisaka roared past Ruri Gokou 4953-4220 to finish seventh, Kurumi Tokisaki defeated Asuna Yuuki 4753-4571 to finish ninth, and Yoshino ended up 11th after defeating Shana 4803-4434, completing a Date A Live sweep on the last match day proper.
In other exhibition results, Chitoge Kirisaki prevailed over Kosaki Onodera 4228-3837, Shiro hammered Enju Aihara 5143-3722, Mare S Ephemeral rolled past Akane Senri 3999-2913, Komari Koshigaya dismantled Alice Cartalet 3865-3097, Komurasaki throttled Utage Douraku 4232-3570 and Yume Ototsu thumped Tamamo Sakuraba 3810-2749. With Ephemeral's victory, she wins the Visual Novel Exhibition Series.
This concludes the 2014 International Saimoe League coverage on the Bedlam on Baltic Avenue. Stay tuned next year for coverage of the 2015 International Saimoe League. Keep it here on the Bedlam for continuing coverage of the 2014 2channel Anime Saimoe Tournament!
Sam Burgess – battered, bruised and victorious – being carried by his teammates and brothers is the iconic image of the 2014 NRL grand final.
Grand finals are often remembered for producing iconic moments that pull at the heartstrings.
Like the stories of the Sattlers, father John revered for his courage, son Scott admired for his determination and desire to win at all costs when he produced ‘that’ tackle.
But the 2014 grand final was the greatest in history for the stories it produced.
There is the tale of four boys from Yorkshire, who came to Australia to find their fortune, mother Julie coming along for the ride. The band of brothers came to South Sydney to ply their trade and hopefully return to England with a premiership. Three boys were instrumental in the victory, with Tom providing strong impact from the bench, yet it was his two older brothers who shone.
The Clive Churchill medal could have gone to either George or Sam, but in the end it was awarded to the older brother, the man who defied a broken cheekbone in the first tackle of the game to soldier on and produce match-winning moments such as his pickup of a grubber on South Sydney’s line.
The Burgess story ends with brother George, who produced the moment of the grand final when he bashed off Tony Williams to score the try that opened the flood gates and left the fans asking who was the real T-Rex?
Yet with happiness comes heartbreak and boy do Souths know heartbreak. This team was thrown of out of the competition in the early 2000s, brought back by people marching on Town Hall.
Souths’ victory was more than just the football, it was justification for the supporters who had fought for the team they loved, a football club that was resurrected directly by the people.
Then came the Hollywood element, with Russell Crowe buying his share in the club, spreading the story far and wide, and seeing a struggling football club become one of the most professional teams in the NRL.
There was the brilliance of Greg Inglis, who surely is one of the game’s greats. Lote Tuqiri hadn’t played in a grand final for 14 years, while his counterpart Alex Johnston who scored his 21st try of the season to get Souths out of the blocks.
Then there was the heroism of the Clive Churchill medalist Sam Burgess and that broken cheekbone, ensuring he will forever be immortalised as he leaves for rugby union.
Not to forget the performance of the Bulldogs, who were right in the game for 60 minutes, and the efforts of James Graham.
It is these stories that showcase why this was the greatest rugby league grand final of all time.
CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
ARENA 01: [Shiina Mashiro] Itsuka Kotori by <=1000
Over/Under: 9000
Over
THIRD-PLACE MATCH
ARENA 02: Aragaki Ayase [Tachibana Kanade] by >=700
Over/Under: 9000
Over
FIFTH-PLACE MATCH
ARENA 03: Aoyama Nanami [Kuroyukihime] by <=800
Over/Under: 9000
Over
SEVENTH-PLACE MATCH
ARENA 04: [Gokō Ruri (Kuroneko)] Aisaka Taiga by >=600
Over/Under: 9000
Over
NINTH-PLACE MATCH
ARENA 05: Tokisaki Kurumi [Yūki Asuna] by <=900
Over/Under: 9000
Over
ELEVENTH-PLACE MATCH
ARENA 06: Shana [Yoshino] by <=700
Over/Under: 9000
Over
ARENA 07: [Kirisaki Chitoge] Onodera Kosaki by <=1000
Over/Under: 9000
Over
ARENA 08: Aihara Enju [Shiro] by <=600
Over/Under: 9000
Over
ARENA 09: Senri Akane [Mare S Ephemeral] by <=700
Over/Under: 9000
Over
ARENA 10: Koshigaya Komari [Alice Cartalet] by <=800
Over/Under: 9000
Over
ARENA 11: Dōraku Utage [Komurasaki] by <=600
Over/Under: 9000
Over
ARENA 12: [Ototsu Yume] Sakuraba Tamamo by <=500
Over/Under: 9000
Over
T2-1 Rize Tedeza @ Is The Order A Rabbit? 10-1 Asuna Yuuki @ Sword Art Online EVEN Prediction: Asuna Yuuki by <=80 Over/Under: 400 Over V2-2 Touka Yatogami @ Date A Live 30-1 Mami Tomoe @ Puella Magi Madoka Magica 1-9 Prediction: Mami Tomoe by >=100 Over/Under: 400 Over X2-1 Arata Sagimori @ Saki 10-1 Ruiko Saten @ A Certain Magical Index EVEN Prediction: Ruiko Saten by <=100 Over/Under: 400 Over Please note that Match Day 15 results for the second round via Shasya's twitter feed will be delayed extensively due to other commitments that take up my time.
T2-2 Mikoto Misaka @ A Certain Magical Index EVEN Komari Koshigaya @ Non Non Biyori 20-1 Prediction: Mikoto Misaka by >=60 Over/Under: 350 Over V2-1 Yuu Matsumi @ Saki EVEN Setsuna Ogiso @ White Album 2 40-1 Prediction: Yuu Matsumi by >=70 Over/Under: 350 Over X2-2 Yoshino @ Date A Live 10-1 Saki Miyanaga @ Saki 3-1 Prediction: Saki Miyanaga by <=70 Over/Under: 350 Over
She was in the backyard - they say it was a little past nine When her prince pulled up - a white pickup truck Her folks shoulda seen it comin' - it was only just a matter of time Plenty old enough - and you can't stop love She stuck a note on the screen door - "sorry but I got to go" That was all she wrote - her mama's heart was broke That was all she wrote - so the story goes
Now her daddy's in the kitchen - starin' out the window Scratchin' and a rackin' his brains How could 18 years just up and walk away Our little pony-tailed girl grown up to be a woman Now she's gone in the blink of an eye She left the suds in the bucket And the clothes hangin' out on the line
Now don't you wonder what the preacher's gonna preach about Sunday morn Nothin' quite like this has happened here before Well he must have been a looker - smooth talkin' son of a gun For such a grounded girl - to just up and run Course you can't fence time - and you can't stop love
Now all the biddy's in the beauty shop gossip goin' non-stop Sippin' on pink lemonade How could 18 years just up and walk away Our little pony-tailed girl grown up to be a woman Now she's gone in the blink of an eye She left the suds in the bucket And the clothes hangin' out on the line
She's got her pretty little bare feet hangin' out the window And they're headin' up to Vegas tonight How could 18 years just up and walk away Our little pony-tailed girl grown up to be a woman Now she's gone in the blink of an eye She left the suds in the bucket And the clothes hangin' out on the line She left the suds in the bucket And the clothes hangin' out on the line
She was in the backyard - they say it was a little past nine When her prince pulled up - a white pickup truck Plenty old enough - and you can't stop love No, you can't fence time - and you can't stop love!
Well, he was the assistant preacher And the Sunday school teacher In the church that I grew up in She was looker from Atlanta, Led the choir, played piano Had a body that was made for sin.
She didn't care that he was married, 'Cause the torch that she carried Was hotter than the fires of hell She had plans to seduce him, If she could, she could loosen A notch in the bible belt.
So, she called him up at home When she knew he'd be alone Said, 'Preacher I could use advice, I got troubles with a man that I know you'll understand If you could help me it would sure be nice.
They met a few minutes after In the office of the Pastor And she started telling how she felt What a chance they were takin' When they first started breakin' The laws of the bible belt.
There's a lot of good people Who are led astray That believe what the good Book said Well, I'll tell ya somethin' brother When you're dealin' with the Devil It's tough to keep a level head.
And it's hard to imagine How the flames of passion Can burn you till your soul will melt And it'll spread like a cancer But you're gonna have to answer To the Lord and the bible belt.
Someone said they went to Vegas, Back home it didn't take us Long to hear the news of what they did Nobody could believe that he Left his wife to grieve Alone with two pre-school kids.
I don't know how they're doin' But I know that they're screwin' Up a good thing they once had They better get their heads together Or they're gonna slap leather With the Lord and the bible belt.
There's a lot of good people Who are led astray That believe what the good Book said Well, I'll tell ya somethin' brother When you're dealin' with the Devil It's tough to keep a level head.
And it's hard to imagine How the flames of passion Can burn you till your soul will melt And it'll spread like a cancer But you're gonna have to answer To the Lord and the bible belt.
They better get their heads together Or they're gonna slap leather With the Lord and the bible belt...