Is FireLarryReynolds.com up yet?

Oh. Fucking. No.

To lose to a bunch of gooney birds from Colorado Springs who will all die in Iraq anyway within the next two to three years (good riddance for taking part in a meaningless cause after being fed on taxpayer money, losers) has to be frustrating. Not just for me, and the students who couldn't be in Palo Alto, but for the bunch of inept beefcakes that is the Long Beach State 49er Men's Basketball team. And the reason? It's simple. They beat themselves. Poor shooting. Getting in the team penalty too early in the second half. Poor ball handling, bad fouls...but mostly inept shooting that would leave even the Anaheim Arsenal's players think, "WTF is wrong with this team; we'll kill them by 40!"

That's what I was thinking when Long Beach State faced Air Force tonight. To lost 69-68 has to be a very ominous start for Larry Reynolds. Ominous, as in bad news. Terrible beginning. As Lily C. Sherbet of Galaxy Angel Rune would say, "NG-da." Not good. In fact, if this is how Long Beach State is going to play this season, this will be Reynolds' final year. I was hoping they would end his contract last season, but Vic Cegles decided to give him one more chance.

Obviously, Reynolds needs to get W's upon W's, and reduce the L's. Those L's are like cholesterol that clog up your arteries. Losing is a disease that can affect a university, and it can be contagious if it isn't treated with wins.

That being said, I hope there is a FireLarryReynolds.com up right now. This should have been a W for the Beach. Instead, it's an L, and perhaps it's no coincidence why those tards from Men's Fitness ranked us as the fattest university in the nation. This cholesterol of losing is going to kill the men in the end if they don't get into shape, and pile on some wins.

Give those Air Force Falcons credit. Those future Iraqi/Afghanistan casualties who will have died for a meaningless cause deserved this win. Hopefully this will be their last for the Zoomies, but the way they have played tonight, it won't look like it.

Fucking gooney birds.

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