Obituary of the day

In Affectionate (or is it Disaffectionate?) Remembrance
of
USA SOFTBALL,
WHICH DIED AT THE FENGTAI FIELD
on
21st AUGUST, 2008
Deeply lamented by a large circle of sorrowing friends and family, despondent acquaintances, and despairing fans of the sport who also mourn the removal of it from the Olympic Program in 2012. (As well as deeply celebrated by weeaboos around the world.)
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R.I.P.
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N.B. - The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Japan.

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