The Black Friday payoff..

Thank Based Madokami my dad was unable to do the Black Friday run. My cash on hand got redirected to buying a ton of stuff on Pangya, and, well, you know how that ended up. Did you know that Lady Madoka, or Maddie as I like to call her (as in Madeleine. Great, now I've made her one with the socialites of Britain, oh noes!), is a consistent golfer? Yeah, I found that out today. Pretty good. Makes a lot of birdies. Really consistent.

A Saimoe champion always has something to do even after the serious business is over. But Maddie, darling please, stop being so lewd, or else Homu will...

Shit.