Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts

Lent Can Suck My Dick Collection And I’ll Tell You Why.

Soapbox time.

I don’t do Lent. I don’t do religion. The Islamic State and their exploitation of young men who would be better off watching anime, playing Pangya, Overwatch, League and downloading shit from danbooru and pixiv…combined with the church scandals in the Catholic Church that have shocked the nation, rocked the world, and Sandusky’d my vision of what constitutes as religion with flags unfurled, rendering it to a precious cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure…have caused me to rethink my observation of Lent, since I was baptized into the Catholic faith kicking and screaming.

Today, during Lent, I eat a lot of meat, I watch a lot of porn, I indulge in a lot of dessert, and I consider sports and any anime series plastered on Megami and Nyantype to be my religion. Saimoe! That is my catchphrase! Girls! Women! Ass! Tits! Money! Girls! Sex! Yuri! Yaoi! did i mention girls! And boys. Sports! Sports! Sports! Anime and sports are my religion and I gorge on it during Lent because my view of what is considered to be religion is dimmer than dim sum. The corruptication of Islam by the Islamic State and their unfounded aversion to idolatry, which is at the center of the Saimoe movement, has caused me to disown the mainstream religions as relevant to my interests.

And anyone in the world that judges me negatively by my tastes for anime and sports has my blessing to back Donald Trump or any other equivalent. Examples include Prayut Chanocha, Park Geun-Hye, Rodrigo Duterte, Joko Widodo, Marine Le Pen (although she is an example of an exception because I consider her to be Joan of Arc), Ricky Pena Nieto, etc. Oh yes, and Maggie Thatcher.

So, with that said, enjoy your Lent. I’ll enjoy mine’s doing what people are supposedly told not to do during this period. Which, tbf, is what you exactly do during Easter anyway.

End soapbox.

Oppa bonga style.


So much for having all the patience in the world.

So I get some feedback from my friend Duke Rescola, a fellow Viking, and the current editor for the Daily 49er, and he comes in with a head full of steam regarding the issue with ASI's perceived [sic] inability to take action on those fee increases. Here's what he had to say. (Edited for professionalism [sic].)

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Jo-Ryan,

Would dozens of unanswered phone calls to Andrews and other reps during a two week period, messages left on BlackBerry, and visits to ASI offices, unanswered e-mails, etc. count as attempting "sufficient research?" We also are students and ASI does not deem us or this issue important enough to answer queries. If they did, they would live up to their responsibilities and address "student" concerns. Or are they going to sit on their hands and wait until the CSSA makes a decision for them?
Great leadership. By March, collecting the necessary signatures required to be collected by April to get this initiative on the ballot will be another instance of the "tail wagging the dog." More great leadership.

We tried extensively to get Mark Andrews to say something, anything,but he hid and did not reply. If any misinformation gets printed after exhaustive attempts to get their side of the story, it is the fault of the "elected" representatives. Nothing expresses contempt more than an elected officials' "No comment" besides "I'm not even going to give the courtesy to return phone calls."
If Mark wants to ignore the important issues that affect his constituents who elected him to an office for which he gets free tuition, stipends, parking privileges, padded resume and other perks, it seems he owes us some type of leadership. Instead we get a "we'll see what others tell us to do" followers. Our ASI, including Andrews, didn't have the courtesy to attend the CSU Board of Trustees meeting where the budget impact was discussed, even though it was right here in Long Beach. But ASI leaders from Sacramento, Chico, San Diego and Stanislaus, to name but a few, attended and voiced their concerns on behalf of students at their campuses.

I and my assistants made numerous attempts to contact Andrews and the ASI over a period of a week. We went to their offices, left messages to call us back and sent e-mails. It's funny the BlackBerries our student body has spent tens of thousands of dollars on didn't work all of a sudden. They never had the courtesy or respect to return our calls. We stand by every word in the editorial because of everything I've outlined.

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Numerous attempts, huh? Guess they just didn't know when enough is enough at that time.

And after disseminating the countless unsuccessful attempts, he gives this:

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You also are culpable of doing exactly what you've accused us of. [The fact that] you're passing judgment on us without the courtesy of researching WHY we wrote this editorial, when you had only one-sided, slanted and biased information from Mark Andrews, is extremely disappointing. You should know me by now and that I don't just MAKE things up. This was created by Mark Andrews and ASI, not the Daily Forty-Niner. We merely wrote opinions on the FACTS !!!! This disrespect pans out in the fact that Andrews wrote his retort in the Union, not in the Daily Forty-Niner. He's a disrespectful wimp!!!! CSULB leadership should not merely resemble middle school popularity contest politics.

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Hold on. Who said we were in the same boat with Rogers or Stanford or even Stephens anyway? Perhaps poor Duke and the guys must have reached their limit with the lack of courtesy from them and perhaps myself (although it wasn't out of malice) that their rationality/logic has boiled over and headed south for the summer. But then again, I suppose that some people can call me courageous for writing for BOTH papers as a study. And if I was trying to get these facts from these important people, facts that would be critical to the credibility of the organization, I'd be boiling over too.

This just reinforces the animosities and hostilities that have historically fractured relationships between the Daily 49er and the ASI and the Union Weekly. I probably will not want to go deeper into the rift between both of them because I've already graduated, and I have my own issues to take of. As for that mess, I leave it to both parties to sort it out.

But this was some good stuff from Duke. Thanks, old buddy.
Your salty, yet honest rant just got posted on the Bedlam.

Introducing the Bobby Knight of Big XII football…Mike Gundy?

There already is an equivalent of Bobby Knight in Big Ten football. He was a guy by the name of Woody Hayes. But up until this point, I though Woody Hayes was the only Bobby Knight of college football. It turned out that I was wrong..by a country mile.

Enter the 40-year old football virgin, Mike Gundy. Here he is, after a 49-45 slugfest over Texas Tech, in which he rips apart Jenna Carlson for her presumed smack-talking of one of the reserve quarterbacks who is benched anyway…and he does an average, if D-grade, effort in delivering the backlash.

I mean, it’s hilarious, and I applaud the fact that he is standing by his words, at the risk of being chewed up like Hank Hill in the first episode of King of the Hill. At least, he didn’t pull out a Don Imus-like impersonation. Carlson can breathe easy, now that she wasn’t painted in the same brush as the runner-ups on the Rutgers women’s basketball team.

But it takes courage to stand by your words, and face the music. Even I have trouble apologizing for my choice of words, because I believe that apologies never reversed the damage done, and it won’t. You gotta hand it to coaches like Mike Gundy. They would bring tears to Bud Kilmer’s eyes, or at least a chuckle or a smirk.

And one wonders if Bobby Knight is impressed by the choice of words, if at all. After all, he now coaches the basketball team from the university that Mike Gundy’s boys defeated the other weekend.

So much for getting the facts straight…