At least the Celtics didn't win it on OUR home court. Hit the weight rooms and gorge on some peanut-jelly butties, Lakers. You guys didn't deserve to go anywhere this season. It has been a rough year for you guys, and it will be more of the same if you can't get that bad taste in your mouth.
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David Diaz is going to trounce Manny. If he doesn't, his career is going to go downhill from there. Two guarantees for the price of one. How about that.
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So gay marriages began their first day of being in business today in California. I am going to predict that the gay marriage supporters will vote for Obama, and those who prefer to be straight, senile, and expect to see their sons and sons and sons in boxes with tears behind those sunglasses in the summer will vote for McCain.
Duh. It's John McCain, people. The GOP guy. The people that the people in the Bible Belt, Alaska, Texas and the Deep South will vote for. And it's Barack Obama. The Democrat I voted for on Super Tuesday. The guy that will win the White House if America is to go in the right direction.
IF the measure to ban gay marriages passes, McCain will win the election. Mercy.
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Speaking of election, I haven't heard much from Zimbabwe on that runoff between the Ape and Morgan. Dear God: please give us an assasination on Morgan so that the last battle for mankind in the wasteland that is Mugabestan, the Zimbabwean Civil War, is up and running. Put that in you history books, mofos!
Ahahahahaaaah!
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Bonga-FACT: TV Networks are paid millions of dollars to be unoriginal in their commentary. Cliches, pretentiousness, and truly American predicatable yawnbers.
Meanwhile, overpaid amateur scribes called sports journalists who are indoctrined in writing pretentious stream-of-consciousness vignettes called articles are paid peanuts. And when they are able to find someone or some random team that had the worst performance of his/her/their season, it's all fair game.
Thank god for bloggers. These guys are the real shih tzus.
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Even when the outcome is decided, the folks on KNBC still show commercial for Lakers playoff tickets. Flat-out more laughable than the Boston Three Party going on tonight.
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I don't think the Patriots are going to win the Super Bowl this season. Somehow I am getting the gut feeling to tell out "GO GIANTS!"
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A couple more weeks and Anime Expo 2008 is on. Whoa.
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Random hits - 4/9/08
I'm going to need to get a new Social Security Card, and some other new IDs. Fast. And that will be the last time I buy long pocketbooks.
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Mexico's football teams must be feeling like they are going through foreclosure right now. A few days ago, Hugo Sanchez got the axe after his U-23 side failed to qualify for the Olympics. Now, it looks like Leonardo Cuellar is going to join him in the unemployment line. His women's national team lost to Canada tonight, 1-0. And they won't be going to Beijing, either. Ouch.
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That has to be a huge irony down in Ciudad Juarez: Canada and the USA fighting it out on Saturday for the CONCACAF Women's Pre-Olympic Tournament title in Mexico. It makes you wonder if there will be anyone bothering to come down there.
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This April has been a crazy month. Mugabe is still alive (unfortunately) and has become a dirty, blind old ape willing to fight to the death to keep his patch of wasteland that is Zimbabwe. A 75-year old lady dies making an illegal left turn after getting the Blue Line crash into her. A couple of teen girls lose their lives after being thrown out of a taxi, but not before trying to stab the driver. David Petraus wants more blood. China is trying in vain to reel Tibet in. Beijing 2008 is poised to become Moscow 1980 Revisited. Memphis' John Calipari and his team are being barbecued for their inept free throw shooting by sportswriters who feast on writing articles of futility so that they can earn their peanuts. The Dirtbag baseball team has now become so beatable, Cerritos College would blast bad boy out of the Blair.
Darfur is still Darfur. Iraq is still Iraq. And the feud between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton is still that.
Fuck. And a third of this already Bedlam-infested year ain't over yet! Oh God.
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Mexico's football teams must be feeling like they are going through foreclosure right now. A few days ago, Hugo Sanchez got the axe after his U-23 side failed to qualify for the Olympics. Now, it looks like Leonardo Cuellar is going to join him in the unemployment line. His women's national team lost to Canada tonight, 1-0. And they won't be going to Beijing, either. Ouch.
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That has to be a huge irony down in Ciudad Juarez: Canada and the USA fighting it out on Saturday for the CONCACAF Women's Pre-Olympic Tournament title in Mexico. It makes you wonder if there will be anyone bothering to come down there.
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This April has been a crazy month. Mugabe is still alive (unfortunately) and has become a dirty, blind old ape willing to fight to the death to keep his patch of wasteland that is Zimbabwe. A 75-year old lady dies making an illegal left turn after getting the Blue Line crash into her. A couple of teen girls lose their lives after being thrown out of a taxi, but not before trying to stab the driver. David Petraus wants more blood. China is trying in vain to reel Tibet in. Beijing 2008 is poised to become Moscow 1980 Revisited. Memphis' John Calipari and his team are being barbecued for their inept free throw shooting by sportswriters who feast on writing articles of futility so that they can earn their peanuts. The Dirtbag baseball team has now become so beatable, Cerritos College would blast bad boy out of the Blair.
Darfur is still Darfur. Iraq is still Iraq. And the feud between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton is still that.
Fuck. And a third of this already Bedlam-infested year ain't over yet! Oh God.
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