Madoka Kaname: 12th Saimoe Prime Minister of Japan



"Thank you, thank you, thank you everyone. Tonight, in this, the 12th edition of the most storied Saimoe Prime Minister election ever contested where such contests are serious business for many people and fans, the task of keeping the moe dream alive for our country moves forward.

It moves forward because of each and every one of you. It moves forward because you believed that hope, love and justice are the deciding factors in making our nation better, and that perseverance and determination transform hope into success and achievement. From despair to ecstasy: that is the belief that while each and every one of us has their own favorite, we are a Japanese family, and we rise and fall as one nation and people, on the faith of the one person we support.

Tonight, on the 23rd day of November 2013, Heisei 25, you, the voters of 2channel, reminded us that while the road to fulfillment has been hard and our journey has been full of suffering, we have picked ourselves up, dusted ourselves off and got back to fighting the good fight and finishing the race. And thus, we know deep down inside that for this great country the world calls Japan, the best is surely yet to come.

So now I want to thank every Japanese man and woman who participated in the Anime Saimoe Tournament and this general election...whether you voted for the first time or had to find a place to vote for a long time due to IP restrictions. We're working on that; bear with us. Whether you went on sites like Livedoor or 2channel, whether you were on foreign sites that covered this event or tweeted results as they came, whether you held a Madoka Kaname sign or a Sayaka Miki sign, you made your voice heard and, in the process, you made a difference so give yourselves a hand.

Minutes ago, I spoke with Sayaka-chan and I congratulated her on a well-fought, well battled race. We have fought fiercely, online and offline, but it's only because we believe in this country and you so much we would give our lives up for you. Sayaka-chan has given back to Japan through her advocacy of the Saimoe movement and the support of the anime and manga industry and her legacy is what we honor and applaud tonight. Thank you, Sayaka-chan, and best of luck in the future.

Now in the weeks ahead, I look forward to talking with Sayaka-chan on ways to improve this country and promote the importance of pop culture and the interests of youth so that we can move Japan forward. I want to thank Toki Onjouji, the outgoing Saimoe Prime Minister, who has been an ally of mine and who has been a staunch supporter of my cause. I want to thank Kyouko Sakura, who is also a strong advocate of what I do and who is a powerful, influential person fueled by faith and ideals.

Of course, Mami Tomoe is a person that I look up to, and she has also run a solid race in her own right. To my father Tomohisa, my mother Junko and my younger brother Tatsuya: tonight, your daughter and older sister will lead Japan forward next year. I am ready to do my best.



But the one person I want to really thank for being the special someone who saved me and really made me who I am: a person who loves life and cherishing true happiness is the key to my happiness, Homura Akemi. Homura-chan, you don't realize how much I love you but maybe you do. I am here to return these feeling tenfold because I am just beginning to appreciating the things you do for me. I want us to be together, to experience the future together, even though I am an angel and you are a devil. That only makes our bond stronger than steel. Let us enjoy the time we now have, with you forever at my side. But I will also say that we have class on Monday, so don't go crazy with the things you like to do for love.

Moderation and discipline are important to living a happy life and help keep selfish love balanced with selfless charity and service to others. That is another message that I brought with me on this campaign, and speaking of which...

Here's to the best campaign team and volunteers in the history of Saimoe. You're the best. You're the best ever. I've had new faces join me on this journey too, and I've had familiar faces join me once again. All of you, however, are part of my family. So no matter what you do or where you go from this point forward, you will remember this night, and the history we made together, and the life-long appreciation of a grateful goddess, now Saimoe Prime Minister Thank you for believing in me, though the dark valley and into the shining hills of Yuri Valhalla.

This victory is for you. You filled me with hope and gave me love this entire time, and I will always in debt for everything that you have done and all the hard word you put it to make this a reality. Again, this victory is for you.

It's not a secret, everyone: Saimoe campaigns can sometimes seem ridiculous, despite being serious business, and you know that there has been talk by many critics that this tournament has declined in terms of popularity and relevance and that this year has been dominated by one party, the Puella Magi party. Allow me to counter with this: if you ever get the chance to talk to people in Mitakihara, in Kasamino, in Tokyo, in Osaka, in Sapporo, in Hiroshima, in Nagoya, in Niigata, in Yokohama, in Fukuoka, in every internet cafe and school, in every shopping mall and local gathering spot for fans and enthusiasts...you're going to experience something else, something magical.



You're going to hear the determination in the voice of a Madoka Magica fan who has an extensive figurine collection, is a college student and is looking to be rich through the intervention of his favorite heroes.

You'll hear the pride in the voice of a volunteer awash in rose, pink and white who's spreading the good word about hope and love and is boosted by the news that his significant other of a few years got promoted.

You'll hear the deep patriotism and pride in the voice of a fan of one of our main contributors, Gen Urobuchi, who works at the desktops late to ensure voters have a legit code, because no one needs to be turned away from making their voice heard. No one. The patriotism and pride comes from knowing that this is Japan's tournament, Japan's time to shine, Japan's time to make itself proud of its moekkos.

And that's why we do this. That's why we're here. Deny the obvious, uphold the inane, that's how we roll. That's what Saimoe can be. That's why this tournament matters. It's not in decline, it goes on and remains part of Japan's cultural cloth. It's big and important. Saimoecracy in an island nation of 126 million can be noisy and messy and annoying and teeth-grinding and full of ragequit and shitposting. We know this. We've been there. And every one of us has our own beliefs and tastes. When we go through the tough times that we have gone through, when we make big decisions as an online community and a country, it naturally stirs passions, stirs up burning desire, controversy, chaos and madness. It can be suffering.

And that will not change after tonight, and why should it? After all, these arguments, these debates on who is best girl is a sign of us being a free country, free to voice out as who is better and who is your No. 1 and my No. 1. We must never forget that as we speak, people in other countries are risking their right to sound off on their opinions on matters involving the world and make their own choices, like you have done tonight.

But despite all of our difference in opinions, most of us, if not all, share certain hopes for the future of Japan. We want our young men and women to embrace the ideals of those young maidens who have the type of personality they can relate to and be motivated by.

We want to be a country that has strong relations with the United States. I hold dual citizenship and I have also talked with Mr. Barack Obama, the President of the United States of America, about his plans to help improve the situation in his country. It also helps that I can also speak perfect English. But that's a different story. The USA is our top ally, and we want to help improve global security through our special partnership.

We take pride in investing in many concerns in the world. We possess 13.7% of the world's private financial assets, the 2nd largest in the world, at an estimated $14.6 trillion and as of 2013, 62 of the Fortune Global 500 companies are based here in Japan.

We remain one of the top economies worldwide and as Saimoe Prime Minister, I expect that it will remain that way. We are the world's 3rd largest automobile manufacturing country, we have the largest electronics goods industry, and we are often ranked among the world's most innovative countries leading several measures of global patent filings. The best high-tech and precision goods, such as optical instruments, Hybrid vehicles, and robotics, are found here in this country.

Our country will not be burdened by debt, weakened by inequality, or threatened by a warming planet, so long as I am in charge. I want this country to leave its legacy as a safe country that believes in peace, self-defense and not initiating conflicts but preventing them through our Self-Defense Forces.

And I want us to be a country that lives on with confidence beyond war, and use the ideals of peace and hope to provide freedom and dignity for those in world that are disadvantage. I am here to reach out to everyone and listen to the concerns of you, because I believe that compassion and tolerance are just a couple of fundamental parts in modern-day Japanese society.

I want to reach out to the young, struggling otaku who may have a dakimakura of me, who needs a well-paying job, and wants to be a salaryman. I want to reach out to the young girl in Okinawa who wants a life beyond the islands and find a family and a future in whatever calling she answers to. I want to help young people move forward with their lives and be the best citizens they can be. That's my mission, that's my calling.



Now, as you all know too well, some people will disagree to the point of being on the edge about how the road will be paved, how to get to the promised land. For more than a decade, progress comes in spurts and short hops. It's never a straight line or a smooth path; it's a rocky road filled with curves.

That said, the fact that we have common hopes and dreams won't end the debate as to which girl is more moe or who is a more deserving leader to help solve Japan's problems, as well as build consensus and compromise to move this Saimoecracy forward. However, the common bonds of hope and love is the foundation. Our economy has rebounded, the wars are ending. We're on the up and the world is getting better. Of course, Homura-chan is responsible for a good deal of this, but that's a different story.

But as I want to reiterate, even if you voted for a different magical girl or a different Saimoe character, or voted for the old guard of the previous session, for example, I have listened and learned from you and you've helped me become the Saimoe Prime Minister I am today. Through your stories and struggles, our party returns to the Saimoe Prime Minister office more determined, more inspired and more serious about the work that we need to do and the future that awaits us all.

Tonight you voted for hope and love, not tanoshii and futuristic players. You elected us to focus on your issues and not ours. So in the coming weeks and months, I look forward to reaching out to many people, including International Saimoe League Champion Ruri Gokou, to meet the challenges we can only solve as one. We have an Olympics coming up in a few months, followed by a World Cup. I expect our country to do well at those two events. And when my term is over, I look forward to helping make the Tokyo 2020 Summer Olympics a success. The organizing committee for those games has my full support and blessings.



As for you, your work is not over. The role of voters in our Saimoecracy does not end with your vote tonight. Japan, as you must understand, has never been about what can be done for us but what can be done for us together through the promotion of many interests, including pop culture, anime and manga. That's the greatest gift to the world concerning this country: anime and manga.

We are one of the wealthiest nations in the world, but it's not the wealth that make us rich. We have one of the strongest self-defense forces in the world, but that's not what makes us strong. Our many universities—Toudai, Waseda, Keio, Kyoto, Tokyo Tech, Tohoku, Kyushu, Nagoya, Hokkaido and Tsukuba, among others—are world-class in their own right but they are not what keeps the world full of knowledge and skills.

What makes Japan amazing and exceptional...is its culture. Popular culture, that is Japanese popular culture not only reflects the attitudes and concerns of the present but also provides a link to the past. Japanese cinema, cuisine, television programs, anime, manga, and music all developed from older artistic and literary traditions, and many of their themes and styles of presentation can be traced to traditional art forms. This is what makes Japan the greatest nation on earth. Our pop culture is celebrated in all corners of the world through conventions and cosplay, through sales of anime Blu-Ray discs, figurines, plushies, posters, manga volumes, doujinshi and other clothes and sundries.

The power of cuteness and moe, combined with a spirit of hope and love, is what has made me confident about the future of Japan. I've seen it at work. I've seen it around the world. You just can't dislike this nation and its people. I've talked with people in the anime industry about new trends and new ways to help develop it further and help it move forward. I've seen it in people in America at conventions like Anime Expo and Otakon and Comic-Con International where cosplaying is celebrated. I've seen Japanese pop culture celebrated in Europe and Africa and Latin America, where I would check in and see the latest trends in popularity. I would listen to the debates on which famous anime girls are better and which girls have some work to do to earn the fans' trust. I've seen it. I've seen it all.

And I witnessed, before my eyes not too long ago, the story of how I was given my second chance at living the life I now love. As I floated in to purify Homura-chan's soul gem, she grabbed my hand, took my power and liberated me from the grasp of the Incubators.

I realized, days later, that she what she did wasn't wrong, but it was something that would allow me to come back to my family and friends and value the time I spend with them. The importance of life and looking out for oneself was something that I learned to appreciate.

I know that every Japanese citizen wants to have a bright future and a sense of optimism when they head into the real world. That's what we're all about. That's the country I'm so excited and honored to lead as your Saimoe Prime Minister.

And tonight, despite everything we've been through, through all the suffering and frustration we've had over the past several months, I've never been more hopeful about the future of Japan.



I've never been more hopeful about Japan and the world, and as the Goddess of Hope, I ask you to sustain it, and keep hope and love alive in your hearts and each other. This isn't blind optimism, which ignores the massiveness of the tasks ahead or those roadblocks that we have to put up with. And this isn't about idealism that allows us to sulk in our own soul gems of despair and pretend that everything is okay. No, that's not the hope I'm talking about.

As I have realized, hope is actually that special something that tells us that despite what all the naysayers may say, despite all the detractors that come crashing down on our doorstep, keep reaching, keep working, keep fighting and turn it into confidence and positive motivation.

Japan, I believe we can build on the progress that the Puella Magi Party under Mami Tomoe made and continue to fight for better jobs, better opportunities and better anime and manga for everyone to throw money at. I believe we can keep this promise that you should not forget, that someone is fighting for you and as long as you remember her, you are not alone. It doesn't matter whether you're Japanese or gaijin; whether you're straight, gay or lesbian; whether you're male or female; whether you're rich or poor; whether you're pro-Puella Magi or anti-Puella Magi; you can make it here in Japan if you're willing to ante up.

I believe we can take advantage of the future together because we are not as divided as people may say we are. We're not cynical as critics say we are. We are the country that brought anime to the forefront, manga to the forefront and moe to the forefront. This is Japan, the pride of Asia.

And together, with your help and the grace of myself and Homura-chan, we will continue this journey forward and remind the world and the universe why we are still, forever and always, the greatest nation on the face of the planet Earth.

Thank you Japan. We send our blessings on this country and the world. Take care of yourselves and be good to yourselves. I love you all. You Are Not Alone!"

-Madoka Kaname
2013 2channel Anime Saimoe Tournament Champion
National Olympic Stadium, Tokyo, Japan

November 23, 2013

2channel Anime Saimoe 2013: Championship Match Results



Final
1位 277票 鹿目まどか@劇場版 魔法少女まどか☆マギカ
2位 191票 美樹さやか@劇場版 魔法少女まどか☆マギカ

ISML 2013: Bonus Exhibition Results, Day 3


1
Kirigaya Kazuto
(Sword Art Online) 3982
Hinata Hideki
(Angel Beats!) 2790

2
Kinoshita Hideyoshi
(Baka to Test to Shōkanjū) 4335
Ayasaki Hayate
(Hayate no Gotoku!) 2038

3
Lelouch Lamperouge
(Code Geass) 4049
Kanda Sorata
(Sakura-sō no Pet na Kanojo) 2739

4
Oreki Hōtarō
(Hyōka) 4537
Hatake Kakashi
(NARUTO) 2305

5
Otonashi Yuzuru
(Angel Beats!) 3448
Togashi Yūta
(Chūnibyō demo Koi ga Shitai!) 3233

6
Eren Yeager
(Shingeki no Kyojin) 3606
Maō Sadao
(Hataraku Maō-sama) 3156

7
Katsuragi Keima
(Kami Nomi zo Shiru Sekai) 3978
Yatogami Kurō
(K) 2618

8
Araragi Koyomi
(Bakemonogatari) 3445
Akasaka Ryūnosuke
(Sakura-sō no Pet na Kanojo) 2929

9
Hakurei Reimu
(Tōhō Project) 3557
Cirno
(Tōhō Project) 2395

10
Kirisame Marisa
(Tōhō Project) 4009
Rūmia
(Tōhō Project) 1768

11
Izayoi Sakuya
(Tōhō Project) 3152
Saigyōji Yuyuko
(Tōhō Project) 2586

12
Remilia Scarlet
(Tōhō Project) 3416
Reisen Udongein Inaba
(Tōhō Project) 2374

13
Kurahashi Riko
(Love Lab) 1991
Miyu Edelfelt
(Fate/kaleid liner Prisma☆Illya) 2819
Totori Kagami
(Fantasista Doll) 767

14
Kuroki Tomoko
(Watamote) 2726
Nepgear
(Chōjigen Game Neptune) 3085
Yamato Yura
(Stella Jo-Gakuin Kōtō-ka C³-bu) 549

15
Dee Ensy Stratmitos
(Kami-sama no Inai Nichiyōbi) 2884
Kosaka Chihiro
(Kami Nomi zo Shiru Sekai) 2226
Mushibugyō
(Mushibugyō) 974

16
Kirakishō
(Rozen Maiden) 2413
Komichi Aya
(Kin-iro Mosaic) 2558
Mori Yuki
(Space Battleship Yamato) 650

2channel Anime Saimoe 2013: Championship Match Odds




The Bedlam on Baltic Avenue is calling for a decisive victory to Madoka Kaname, making her the 11th Saimoe Prime Minister of Japan. Ever since her defeat to Ayase Aragaki in the second round of the tournament, the Goddess has been on a roll and the voters have been on a mission: to send her straight to the top. Her importance in the first and second movies increased her stock and after the third movie, the voters will affirm their belief in the one savior destined to protect the universe in spite of the actions of her lover, Homura Akemi. As for Sayaka, the result is irrelevant, and she should be proud of her second-place finish after a strong showing in this tournament. Neither opponent committed any wrongdoing to get this far in the General Election for the coveted Saimoe Prime Minister Office; both deserve to fly the flag for the most successful franchise in this competition.

11/23: Grand Final

Madoka Kaname @ Puella Magi Madoka Magica: <<鹿目まどか@劇場版 魔法少女まどか☆マギカ[前編]始まりの物語/[後編]永遠の物語>> EVEN
Sayaka Miki @ Puella Magi Madoka Magica: <<美樹さやか@劇場版 魔法少女まどか☆マギカ[前編]始まりの物語/[後編]永遠の物語>> 10-1
Prediction: Madoka Kaname by >=50
Over/Under: 300
Over

BoBA 2013 ISML Predictions: Bonus Exhibition, Day 3

ARENA 01: [Kirigaya Kazuto] Hinata Hideki by >=500
Over/Under: 10000
Over

ARENA 02: [Kinoshita Hideyoshi] Ayasaki Hayate by >=500
Over/Under: 10000
Over

ARENA 03: Lelouch Lamperouge [Kanda Sorata] by >=500
Over/Under: 10000
Over

ARENA 04: [Oreki Hōtarō] Hatake Kakashi by >=500
Over/Under: 10000
Over

ARENA 05: Otonashi Yuzuru [Togashi Yūta] by >=500
Over/Under: 10000
Over

ARENA 06: Eren Yeager [Maō Sadao] by >=1000
Over/Under: 10000
Over

ARENA 07: [Katsuragi Keima] Yatogami Kurō by >=700
Over/Under: 10000
Over

ARENA 08: [Araragi Koyomi] Akasaka Ryūnosuke by >=1100
Over/Under: 10000
Over

ARENA 09: [Hakurei Reimu] Cirno by >=1000
Over/Under: 12000
Over

ARENA 10: [Kirisame Marisa] Rūmia by >=1500
Over/Under: 12000
Over

ARENA 11: [Izayoi Sakuya] Saigyōji Yuyuko by <=1000
Over/Under: 12000
Over

ARENA 12: [Remilia Scarlet] Reisen Udongein Inaba by <=1000
Over/Under: 12000
Over

ARENA 13: Kurahashi Riko Miyu Edelfelt [Totori Kagami] by >=500
Over/Under: 15000
Under

ARENA 14: Kuroki Tomoko [Nepgear] Yamato Yura by >=500
Over/Under: 15000
Under

ARENA 15: [Dee Ensy Stratmitos] Kosaka Chihiro Mushibugyō by >=500
Over/Under: 15000
Under

ARENA 16: [Kirakishō] Komichi Aya Mori Yuki by >=500
Over/Under: 15000
Under

2channel Anime Saimoe 2013: The Final Is Set


2channel Anime Saimoe 2013: The Final Is Set
Sayaka Miki slashes Watashi easily, will face Madoka Kaname in General Election

By Jo-Ryan Salazar
November 21, 2013

Patrick Hernandez, a famous French singer and disco king, was at Mitakihara Middle School's auditorium on Thursday night, belting out several covers from the 70's and 80's, as well as his signature hit, Born to Be Alive.

At the end of the concert, he made an announcement. "Ladies and gentlemen," he said in French through an interpreter. "I have received an official announcement from the 2channel Anime Saimoe organizers that Ms. Sayaka Miki has defeated Watashi of Humanity Has Declined 203-129 to advance to Saturday's General Election for the Saimoe Prime Minister's office. Congratulations, Ms. Miki!"

"That was expected," Miki said to the media. "Now I get to face my childhood friend in the General Election. One part of me wants to win, but the other part believes that Madoka will get it done. Either way, I hold my head high. This is nothing more than a glorified exhibition."

"Sayaka-chan is looking for payback this year and I will need to be on my guard," Kaname told the press. "I know that I need to give it my best and I need to win the trust of the voters. This will not be an easy opponent to take down. I know her very well because both of us go way back, and I need to give it my best shot."

"This is going to be a tough call for the voters still interested," Mami Tomoe said via phone interview. "Who can you choose? Kaname-san or Miki-san? This will not be an easy decision for Japan. Both of them are special and unique in their own way. Hopefully the people vote with their hearts and not their heads."

"The day of reckoning nears," Homura Akemi said, reflective as always. "Madoka needs to make the most of it and do what she can to win the day. It's all up to her now. If she fails, I won't blame her."

"I don't know if Sayaka can hold up to Madoka but she can always try," Kyouko Sakura said over the phone. "If she wins, I think the Madoka voters will return next year, so if the neutrals want to give themselves a chance next year and have someone else step up, they will need to give Madoka the victory on Saturday and we'll leave them alone. I promise you."

Last year's winner, Toki Onjouji, was introspective as well.

"I think both Madoka and Sayaka are wonderful people and both deserve to be where they are," Onjouji said. "I know who will win this, but I will let the voters reveal it this weekend."

"Conventional wisdom dictates that this is a no-brainer, but in contests like this, the unpredictable can happen," said Ruri Gokou, the 2013 International Saimoe League champion and 5th place finisher at this AST. "It's pretty much 50-50 if you ask me."

"I had a good run, and I don't have any ill feelings about how I finished," Watashi said via videoconference. "It was a great run and I leave this tournament with a big smile on my face. I don't regret a single thing from this experience."

2channel Anime Saimoe 2013: Semifinal 2 Result



Sf2
1位 203票 美樹さやか@劇場版 魔法少女まどか☆マギカ[前編]始まりの物語/[後編]永遠の物語
2位 129票 わたし@人類は衰退しました

ISML 2013: Bonus Exhibition Results, Day 2

Arena M9
Gilgamesh
(Fate/Zero) 4386
Hijirikawa Masato
(Uta no☆Prince-sama♪) 657
Ledo
(Suisei no Gargantia) 2380
Makishima Shōgo
(Psycho-Pass) 1605
Matsuoka Rin
(Free!) 2187
Yagami Light
(Death Note) 3560

Arena M10
Akabane Raishin
(Kikō Shōjo wa Kizutsukanai) 2311
Alibaba Saluja
(Magi) 2548
Orihara Izaya
(Durarara!!) 3462
Sakurada Jun
(Rozen Maiden) 1181
Tachibana Makoto
(Free!) 2300
Uchiha Itachi
(NARUTO) 3527

Arena M11
Alis Color
(Kami-sama no Inai Nichiyōbi) 1871
Hijikata Toshirō
(Gintama) 2784
Kyon
(Suzumiya Haruhi no Yūutsu) 3490
Nanase Haruka
(Free!) 2838
Nase Hiroomi
(Kyōkai no Kanata) 2112
Togami Byakuya
(Danganronpa) 1998

Arena M12
Edward Elric
(Fullmetal Alchemist) 3739
Itsuka Shidō
(Date a Live) 2862
Mikoshiba Seijūrō
(Free!) 883
Naegi Makoto
(Danganronpa) 2718
Natsume Kyōsuke
(Little Busters!) 2221
Okumura Rin
(Ao no Exorcist) 2858

Arena M13
Ichinose Tokiya
(Uta no☆Prince-sama♪) 994
L-elf Karlstein
(Kakumeiki Valvrave) 1600
Naoe Riki
(Little Busters!) 1636
Okazaki Tomoya
(CLANNAD) 3182
Sakamaki Izayoi
(Mondaiji-tachi ga Isekai Kara Kuru Sō Desu yo?) 3838
Sakata Gintoki
(Gintama) 4147

Arena M14
Doraemon
(Doraemon) 2973
Hikigaya Hachiman
(Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Comedy wa Machigatteiru) 3236
L Lawliet
(Death Note) 3399
Satō Jun
(Working!!) 1219
Takasu Ryūji
(Toradora!) 3500
Takigawa Yoshino
(Zetsuen no Tempest) 1526

Arena M15
Aikawa Ayumu
(Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?) 2913
Levi
(Shingeki no Kyojin) 5232
Roy Mustang
(Fullmetal Alchemist) 2359
Sakishima Hikari
(Nagi no Asukara) 1167
Tsukiyomi Ikuto
(Shugo Chara!) 1156
Usui Takumi
(Kaichō wa Maid-sama!) 3052

Arena M16
Accelerator
(Toaru Majutsu no Index) 5105
Heiwajima Shizuo
(Durarara!!) 3429
Komaeda Nagito
(Danganronpa) 1234
Kuroko Tetsuya
(Kuroko no Basket) 3327
Ryūgazaki Rei
(Free!) 1307
Sakamaki Ayato
(Diabolik Lovers) 840

Arena T5
Toramaru Shō
(Tōhō Project) 1098
Shameimaru Aya
(Tōhō Project) 1806
Reiuji Utsuho
(Tōhō Project) 2373
Mystia Lorelei
(Tōhō Project) 2195
Hinanawi Tenshi
(Tōhō Project) 2705
Alice Margatroid
(Tōhō Project) 2800

Arena T6
Tatara Kogasa
(Tōhō Project) 1491
Shiki Eiki Yamaxanadu
(Tōhō Project) 1279
Patchouli Knowledge
(Tōhō Project) 2601
Kamishirasawa Keine
(Tōhō Project) 2473
Flandre Scarlet
(Tōhō Project) 3658
Chen
(Tōhō Project) 1892

Arena T7
Yakumo Ran
(Tōhō Project) 2158
Kochiya Sanae
(Tōhō Project) 2026
Kaenbyō Rin
(Tōhō Project) 2294
Ibuki Suika
(Tōhō Project) 1476
Ibaraki Kasen
(Tōhō Project) 2550
Fujiwara no Mokō
(Tōhō Project) 2757

Arena T8
Yakumo Yukari
(Tōhō Project) 3560
Yagokoro Eirin
(Tōhō Project) 1208
Nagae Iku
(Tōhō Project) 1496
Konpaku Yōmu
(Tōhō Project) 3298
Kawashiro Nitori
(Tōhō Project) 895
Inubashiri Momiji
(Tōhō Project) 2628

2channel Anime Saimoe 2013: Semifinal 2 Odds




11/21: Semi Final 2

Main Character @ Mankind Has Declined: &<<わたし@人類は衰退しました>> 50-1
Sayaka Miki @ Puella Magi Madoka Magica: <<美樹さやか@劇場版 魔法少女まどか☆マギカ[前編]始まりの物語/[後編]永遠の物語>> EVEN
Prediction: Sayaka Miki by >=50
Over/Under: 300
Over

One Step Beyond for Madoka Kaname!


One Step Beyond for Madoka Kaname!
Goddess of Hope one victory away from Saimoe Prime Minister's Office

By Jo-Ryan Salazar
November 20, 2013

British band Madness performed at the Mitakihara Middle School auditorium in the school's ongoing series of special concerts, performing a number of signature tracks, including "Our House," "Wings of a Dove," "Night Boat to Cairo" and "One Step Beyond."

After the show, Graham "Suggs" McPherson went to the podium to make a special announcement.

"We have just received a word from the organizers of the 2channel bulletin board system," McPherson said through an interpreter, "that Madoka Kaname has defeated Kyouko Sakura 191-116 to advance to the General Election for the Saimoe Prime Minister's Office on Saturday, November 23, 2013. Congratulations, Ms. Kaname."

There were cheers of joy, hugs and handshakes all around. Sakura was at the event and was in an introspective mood.

"I got a runner up finish and a Top 4 finish and I can live with that," Sakura said. "Like I said, I was up against a very tough opponent in Madoka and she was ready. She knew what she had to do, and I couldn't react. So I wish her all the best in the final. I think she'll be fine."

Kaname was not at the concert on campus and was at Homura Akemi's residence, watching the returns and after the result was announced, the celebration was subdued, but the mood was upbeat.

"I'm glad that I am going to finish better than 3rd pace this time around," Kaname said via phone interview. "But the job is not done yet. I think I will be facing Sayaka-chan in the General Election and I plan to do my best. We will do our best because no matter who wins, it will be a victory for the Puella Magi Party."

"Madoka never likes to finish second place to anyone, so I need to give it all I got," Miki said via videoconference. "But I can't worry about Madoka now. I have to deal with Watashi and prevent her from crashing the party. I am confident I can get it done."

"It wouldn't matter if I defeated Sayaka because I would have to face Madoka and then it's just a matter of whether or not any anti-Madoka voters will be willing to give me a chance," Watashi said via phone in Tokyo. "This is all gravy from here. What happens, happens, but regardless, I can consider this run to have been successful."

"The race is now Madoka's to lose," Akemi added via phone interview. "Saturday will either be a moment of glory for both of us or a moment of despair. We'll have to see if the voters can at least give 200 to my wife on Saturday. If she reaches 200 first or is up by more than 50, the National Stadium will have a pink and white party never seen before on the face of the Earth.

"Madoka is the angel of Japan. She is Japan's hope. This is hers to lose."


2channel Anime Saimoe 2013: Semifinal 1 Result



Sf1
1位 191票 鹿目まどか@劇場版 魔法少女まどか☆マギカ[前編]始まりの物語/[後編]永遠の物語
2位 116票 佐倉杏子@劇場版 魔法少女まどか☆マギカ[前編]始まりの物語/[後編]永遠の物語

BoBA 2013 ISML Predictions: Bonus Exhibition, Day 2

ARENA 01: Gilgamesh Hijirikawa Masato Ledo [Makishima Shōgo] Matsuoka Rin [Yagami Light]
Prediction: Light Yagami by <=500
Over/Under: 15000
Under

ARENA 02: Akabane Raishin Alibaba Saluja [Orihara Izaya] [Sakurada Jun] Tachibana Makoto Uchiha Itachi
Prediction: Izaya Orihara by <=500
Over/Under: 15000
Under

ARENA 03: Alis Color Hijikata Toshirō [Kyon] Nanase Haruka [Nase Hiroomi] Togami Byakuya
Prediction: Kyon by >=500
Over/Under: 15000
Under

ARENA 04: [Edward Elric] [Itsuka Shidō] Mikoshiba Seijūrō Naegi Makoto Natsume Kyōsuke Okumura Rin
Prediction: Shidou Itsuka by <=500
Over/Under: 15000
Under

ARENA 05: Ichinose Tokiya L-elf Karlstein [Naoe Riki] [Okazaki Tomoya] Sakamaki Izayoi Sakata Gintoki
Prediction: Tomoya Okazaki by <=500
Over/Under: 15000
Under

ARENA 06: Doraemon Hikigaya Hachiman [L Lawliet] Satō Jun [Takasu Ryūji] Takigawa Yoshino
Prediction: Ryuuji Takasu by <=500
Over/Under: 15000
Under

ARENA 07: [Aikawa Ayumu] Levi [Roy Mustang] Sakishima Hikari Tsukiyomi Ikuto Usui Takumi
Prediction: Ayumu AIkawa by <=500
Over/Under: 15000
Under

ARENA 08: [Accelerator] [Heiwajima Shizuo] Komaeda Nagito Kuroko Tetsuya Ryūgazaki Rei Sakamaki Ayato
Prediction: Accelerator by <=500
Over/Under: 15000
Under

ARENA 09: Toramaru Shō [Shameimaru Aya] Reiuji Utsuho Mystia Lorelei Hinanawi Tenshi [Alice Margatroid]
Prediction: Alice Margatroid by <=500
Over/Under: 12000
Over

ARENA 10: Tatara Kogasa Shiki Eiki Yamaxanadu [Patchouli Knowledge] Kamishirasawa Keine [Flandre Scarlet] Chen
Prediction: Patchouli Knowledge by <=500
Over/Under: 12000
Over

ARENA 11: [Yakumo Ran] Kochiya Sanae Kaenbyō Rin Ibuki Suika Ibaraki Kasen [Fujiwara no Mokō]
Prediction: Ran Yakumo by <=500
Over/Under: 12000
Over

ARENA 12: [Yakumo Yukari] Yagokoro Eirin Nagae Iku [Konpaku Yōmu] Kawashiro Nitori Inubashiri Momiji
Prediction: Yukari Yakumo by <=500
Over/Under: 12000
Over

2channel Anime Saimoe 2013: Semifinal 1 Odds




11/20: Semi Final 1

Kyouko Sakura @ Puella Magi Madoka Magica: <<佐倉杏子@劇場版 魔法少女まどか☆マギカ[前編]始まりの物語/[後編]永遠の物語>> 10-1
Madoka Kaname @ Puella Magi Madoka Magica: <<鹿目まどか@劇場版 魔法少女まどか☆マギカ[前編]始まりの物語/[後編]永遠の物語>> EVEN
Prediction: Madoka Kaname by >=50
Over/Under: 350
Over

ISML 2013: Bonus Exhibition Results, Day 1

Arena M1
Ayasaki Hayate
(Hayate no Gotoku!) 2394
Hazuki Nagisa
(Free!) 1665
Kirigaya Kazuto
(Sword Art Online) 4575
Kizuna Astin (Hampnie Hambart)
(Kami-sama no Inai Nichiyōbi) 2321
Kōgami Shin'ya
(Psycho-Pass) 2074
Kurosaki Ichigo
(BLEACH) 2056

Arena M2
Akashi Seijūrō
(Kuroko no Basket) 1897
Hinata Hideki
(Angel Beats!) 3467
Kinoshita Hideyoshi
(Baka to Test to Shōkanjū) 4412
Kuchiki Byakuya
(BLEACH) 1998
Mashima Taichi
(Chihayafuru) 821
Ōma Shū
(Guilty Crown) 2558

Arena M3
Fushimi Saruhiko
(K) 1466
Hatake Kakashi
(NARUTO) 2896
Kida Masaomi
(Durarara!!) 2122
Lelouch Lamperouge
(Code Geass) 4434
Natsume Takashi
(Natsume Yūjin-chō) 2237
Sebastian Michaelis
(Kuroshitsuji) 2012

Arena M4
Ciel Phantomhive
(Kuroshitsuji) 2140
Emiya Kiritsugu
(Fate/Zero) 2585
Kanda Sorata
(Sakura-sō no Pet na Kanojo) 2903
Kurapika
(Hunter x Hunter) 1341
Oreki Hōtarō
(Hyōka) 4667
Otonashi Io
(Acchi Kocchi) 1645

Arena M5
Aomine Daiki
(Kuroko no Basket) 1373
Hasebe Yutaka
(Servant x Service) 1082
Killua Zoldyck
(Hunter x Hunter) 2087
Maō Sadao
(Hataraku Maō-sama) 3509
Okita Sōgo
(Gintama) 2292
Otonashi Yuzuru
(Angel Beats!) 4459

Arena M6
Eren Yeager
(Shingeki no Kyojin) 3777
Himuro Tatsuya
(Kuroko no Basket) 1169
Kamijō Tōma
(Toaru Majutsu no Index) 3399
Togashi Yūta
(Chūnibyō demo Koi ga Shitai!) 3739
Xerxes Break
(Pandora Hearts) 1318
Yokodera Yōto
(Hentai Ōji to Warawanai Neko) 2038

Arena M7
Akasaka Ryūnosuke
(Sakura-sō no Pet na Kanojo) 3106
Fuwa Mahiro
(Zetsuen no Tempest) 1491
Gin
(Hotarubi no Mori e) 1722
Iskandar
(Fate/Zero) 2343
Katsuragi Keima
(Kami Nomi zo Shiru Sekai) 4225
Kise Ryōta
(Kuroko no Basket) 2274

Arena M8
Araragi Koyomi
(Bakemonogatari) 3866
Chrom
(Fire Emblem Awakening) 411
Kagami Taiga
(Kuroko no Basket) 1867
Kōsaka Kyōsuke
(Ore no Imōto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai) 2814
Okabe Rintarō
(Steins;Gate) 2913
Yatogami Kurō
(K) 2963

Arena T1
Rūmia
(Tōhō Project) 2570
Nazrin
(Tōhō Project) 801
Mizuhashi Parsee
(Tōhō Project) 1777
Kazami Yūka
(Tōhō Project) 2183
Hong Meiling
(Tōhō Project) 1050
Hakurei Reimu
(Tōhō Project) 5001

Arena T2
Murasa Minamitsu
(Tōhō Project) 690
Komeiji Koishi
(Tōhō Project) 1334
Kirisame Marisa
(Tōhō Project) 3685
Kagiyama Hina
(Tōhō Project) 1733
Hōraisan Kaguya
(Tōhō Project) 2565
Cirno
(Tōhō Project) 3653

Arena T3
Yasaka Kanako
(Tōhō Project) 647
Reisen Udongein Inaba
(Tōhō Project) 2946
Komeiji Satori
(Tōhō Project) 1768
Koakuma
(Tōhō Project) 1295
Izayoi Sakuya
(Tōhō Project) 3895
Hōjū Nue
(Tōhō Project) 2746

Arena T4
Saigyōji Yuyuko
(Tōhō Project) 2572
Remilia Scarlet
(Tōhō Project) 3683
Onozuka Komachi
(Tōhō Project) 1654
Moriya Suwako
(Tōhō Project) 1619
Inaba Tewi
(Tōhō Project) 1747
Hijiri Byakuren
(Tōhō Project) 2332

El Son De Las Sirenas


El Son De Las Sirenas
Sayaka Miki beheads Mami Tomoe, figuratively, to advance to 2channel Anime Saimoe semifinals

By Jo-Ryan Salazar
November 18, 2013

A traveling mariachi band from the north of Mexico performed at Mitakihara Middle School on Monday evening at the auditorium ahead of the result of the fourth quarterfinal of the 2013 2channel Anime Saimoe Tournament. The end result was a lopsided one, a 256-164 figurative beheading of Mami Tomoe by Sayaka Miki. Miki now advances to the 2channel Anime Saimoe semifinals to take on Watashi on Thursday.

"I am content with this result," Tomoe said via phone interview. "I already won this and I ended up finishing top eight this year. That's a great run and I congratulate Miki-san on this victory."

"I'm honored to have finally done better than the quarterfinals," Miki said via teleconference. "I hope to make the final at least, but Watashi is not going to be an easy opponent to take down. However, I'm confident to deliver justice to humanity on Thursday. I'm not done yet."

There has been talk that Homura Akemi had a key role to play in the takedown of Mami Tomoe, but that rumor was shot down by Akemi herself.

"Look, I don't make these decisions, it's the voters," Akemi said via videoconference. "It's the voters who still care about these contests that have the final say in this. Any talk about me rigging these matches is coincidental and is just the type of useless fodder you members of the media like to write to monetize your sites that no one reads.

"I am not the one that calls these things. It's the voters."

"I know that I'm going to probably have to go through Kyouko-chan and Sayaka-chan, so I have to be ready," Madoka Kaname said. "I have my own reasons for progressing, and I want to get it done. I have a lot of respect for Sayaka-chan, but there can only be one winner."

Tuesday is a rest day. Madoka and Kyouko Sakura battle on Wednesday in the first semifinal.

"I would rather face Watashi than Sayaka in the final, but that's all going to be moot if I lose to Madoka," Sakura said via phone. "Madoka, to me, is still the favorite and I think she has a stronger case to win it all. But I wouldn't mind returning to the final, even though I have my work cut out for me."


2channel Anime Saimoe 2013: Fifth through Eighth Place

5. Ruri Gokou
6. Mami Tomoe
7. Kyouko Toshinou
8. Tsukiko Tsutsukakushi

2channel Anime Saimoe 2013: Quarterfinal 4 Result



Qf4組
1位 256票 美樹さやか@劇場版 魔法少女まどか☆マギカ[前編]始まりの物語/[後編]永遠の物語
2位 164票 巴マミ@劇場版 魔法少女まどか☆マギカ[前編]始まりの物語/[後編]永遠の物語

BoBA 2013 ISML Predictions: Bonus Exhibition, Day 1

For the first time in history on the Bedlam on Baltic Avenue, picks and predictions for the International Saimoe League Bonus Exhibition will be made.


ARENA 01: [Ayasaki Hayate] Hazuki Nagisa [Kirigaya Kazuto] Kizuna Astin (Hampnie Hambart) Kōgami Shin'ya Kurosaki Ichigo
Prediction: Kazuto Kirigaya by <=500
Over/Under: 10000
Over

ARENA 02: Akashi Seijūrō [Hinata Hideki] [Kinoshita Hideyoshi] Kuchiki Byakuya Mashima Taichi Ōma Shū
Prediction: Hideyoshi Kinoshita by <=500
Over/Under: 10000
Over

ARENA 03: Fushimi Saruhiko Hatake Kakashi Kida Masaomi [Lelouch Lamperouge] Natsume Takashi [Sebastian Michaelis]
Prediction: Lelouch Lamperouge by <=500
Over/Under: 10000
Over

ARENA 04: Ciel Phantomhive Emiya Kiritsugu [Kanda Sorata] Kurapika [Oreki Hōtarō] Otonashi Io
Prediction: Houtarou Oreki by <=500
Over/Under: 10000
Over

ARENA 05: Aomine Daiki Hasebe Yutaka Killua Zoldyck [Maō Sadao] Okita Sōgo [Otonashi Yuzuru]
Prediction: Yuzuru Otonashi by >=500
Over/Under: 10000
Over

ARENA 06: Eren Jaeger Himuro Tatsuya [Kamijō Tōma] [Togashi Yūta] Xerxes Break Yokodera Yōto
Prediction: Yuuta Togashi by >=500
Over/Under: 10000
Over

ARENA 07: Akasaka Ryūnosuke Fuwa Mahiro Gin Iskandar [Katsuragi Keima] [Kise Ryōta]
Prediction: Keima Katsuragi by <=500
Over/Under: 10000
Over

ARENA 08: [Araragi Koyomi] Chrom Kagami Taiga [Kōsaka Kyōsuke] Okabe Rintarō Yatogami Kurō
Prediction: Kyousuke Kousaka by >=400
Over/Under: 10000
Over

ARENA 09: Rūmia Nazrin Mizuhashi Parsee Kazami Yūka [Hong Meiling] [Hakurei Reimu]
Prediction: Reimu Hakurei by <=500
Over/Under: 12000
Over

ARENA 10: Murasa Minamitsu Komeiji Koishi [Kirisame Marisa] Kagiyama Hina [Hōraisan Kaguya] Cirno
Prediction: Marisa Kirisame by >=500
Over/Under: 12000
Over

ARENA 11: Yasaka Kanako [Reisen Udongein Inaba] Komeiji Satori Koakuma [Izayoi Sakuya] Hōjū Nue
Prediction: Sakuya Izayoi by <=300
Over/Under: 12000
Over

ARENA 12: [Saigyōji Yuyuko] [Remilia Scarlet] Onozuka Komachi Moriya Suwako Inaba Tewi Hijiri Byakuren
Prediction: Remilia Scarlet by <=300
Over/Under: 12000
Over

2channel Anime Saimoe 2013: Quarterfinal Odds, Day 4




11/18: Quarter Final 4

Mami Tomoe @ Puella Magi Madoka Magica: <<巴マミ@劇場版 魔法少女まどか☆マギカ[前編]始まりの物語/[後編]永遠の物語>> 2-1
Sayaka Miki @ Puella Magi Madoka Magica: <<美樹さやか@劇場版 魔法少女まどか☆マギカ[前編]始まりの物語/[後編]永遠の物語>> 7-1
Prediction: Mami Tomoe by >=50
Over/Under: 400
Over

"I don't worry about the competition": Watashi


"I don't worry about the competition": Watashi
Main Character advances to 2channel Anime Saimoe Semifinals after snoozer over Kyouko T.

By Jo-Ryan Salazar
November 17, 2013

After defeating Kyouko Toshinou in the third quarterfinal of the 2channel Anime Saimoe Tournament, the Main Character from Humanity Has Declined elected to be a bit more introspective about her result. The Main Character, who is known as Watashi, will be facing either Mami Tomoe or Sayaka Miki in the semifinals and was very confident about her chances.

"I'm in a great position right now because I'm the last non-Puella Magi character standing," Watashi said via phone interview. "This is an exciting time for me. "I got the Assistant, my grandfather, Y, P-ko, Oyage, Curly and the Fairies making phone calls and talking with people about what I intend to do as Saimoe Prime Minister, the measures needed to be taken and the work that has to be done.

"This year has been tough for the Saimoe campaign. This tournament has been on the decline, and I think it's important to know that my theme and my background and my role as a mediator reflects the situation with the Saimoe movement. I want to be able to restore confidence in the Japanese people, in the voters that make these sorts of decisions.



"It will not be easy defeating Mami or Sayaka. Tomoe is a proven winner. She's been here before and brings a lot of experience. Miki brings confidence and optimism and is driven by a sense of justice. She is the everyman, the weekend warrior, the working-class heroine. Both are valiant opponents and should be respected.

"As for me, I am confident that I can restore hope in this country. If I am voted as Saimoe Prime Minister, if I am given the chance to make an impact in people's lives, you will see results that can be felt immediately. Our campaign team has put together a great gameplan and so far, it's done the job. But the job is far from finished."

"She is a very valiant opponent, and one that I would be honored to take on," said Mami Tomoe via phone interview. "But if you look at the turnouts for that contest, not a lot of people are planning to take Watashi seriously. That doesn't mean we're going to sell her short. We know she is someone that can surprise and impress. Either Miki-san or myself will have to face that challenge head-on."

"I don't want to worry about Watashi-chan right now," Sayaka Miki said via videoconference. "Mami-san has made it an intent to make her own piece of history and I need to stop her. I want the voters to consider the fact that no character has gone on to win the Saimoe Prime Minister Office two times. History is not on Mami's side, and I need to keep that trend going."

Kyouko Sakura, who had been monitoring the results, was not surprised by the outcome.

"Once Kuroneko [Ruri Gokou] was gone," Sakura said, "Watashi became the last hope for the non-Puella Magi voters. We're not going to take Watashi lightly. I'm sure Sayaka or Mami will be able to take care of her this week."


2channel Anime Saimoe 2013: Quarterfinal 3 Result



Qf3
1位 146票 わたし@人類は衰退しました
2位 100票 歳納京子@ゆるゆり♪♪

Sotto Casa



Apra la sua porta, Faccia presto…Non importa
Cosa crede lei Di questo Movimento
Ma l’avverto Che al suo posto
Non ci penserei Due volte,
Dato l’imminente Arrivo di Gesù,
Perché poi non torna più!

Mi son reso conto Che serpeggia Tra i credenti 
Il malcontento Per la pioggia Di mancati Appuntamenti 
Nei millenni, Ma si metta Nei suoi panni…
Quell’incetta Di pianeti
Da salvare… Di pianeti da salvare!

Possa la bontà Del vostro cuore
Riscoprire Che la verità Si cela
Spesso Dentro una persona
Sola E non è tanto Il sesso
A consolare L’uomo
Dal suo pianto, Ma l’amore
Buono Ed il perdono
Santo Del Signore.

Lasci Che le spieghi
In due parole Com’è facile
Sentire Gli echi
Bassi ed immorali
Di comportamenti
Frivoli e meschini
Quali Certi Omini In abito da donna,
La vergogna Che neanche gli animali!

Apri un istante E ti farò vedere io
Che nasce sempre Il sole Dove Cerco Dio,
In tutti I poveretti Che hanno perso
Il senso immenso Della vita!
Non chiedo mica Un regno Intero, Dico io…
Sono un indegno Messaggero E cerco Dio
In chi vendette Onore Per denaro
E ora nel cuore Mette Un muro!



Lei non si dimostra 
Illuminato Dalla grazia 
della vostra Santa Vergine Maria,
Lo chiami pure, se ritiene,
Il capo Della polizia,
Ma a chi conviene
Tutta quella baraonda
Se l’ozono S’è ridotto
A un colabrodo E basta Un solo
Farabutto A fare in modo
Che dell’uomo Non rimanga
Neanche l’ombra… E poi ficcatevelo in testa:
Non si viene Al mondo tanto Per godere,
Ma soltante Perché un bene
Superiore Ci ha creati!

Apri un istante E ti farò vedere io
Che nasce sempre Il sole Dove Cerco Dio,
In tutti I poveretti Che hanno perso
Il senso immenso Della vita!
Non chiedo mica Un regno Intero, Dico io…
Sono un indegno Messaggero E cerco Dio
In chi vendette Onore Per denaro
E ora nel cuore Mette Un muro!

So che sei lì Dentro…
Non ti muovi, Ma ti sento!
Oggi te la cavi, Sì…
Ma non finisce qui!

In tutti I poveretti Che hanno perso
Il senso immenso Della vita!
Non chiedo mica Un regno Intero, Dico io…
Sono un indegno Messaggero E cerco Dio
In chi vendette Onore Per denaro
E ora nel cuore Mette Un muro!


Alcohol Is Free!




Μας βρήκε η τρικυμία μέσα στην Εγνατία
Μποφόρια μας τραβάνε στα ανοιχτά
Σα λάθος να ‘ναι η ρότα, ποιος παίζει με τα φωτα?
Κι η πλώρη μας τραβάει για Γρεβενά

Σε μια θάλασσα ουίσκι
Ναυαγοί και ποιος μας βρήσκει
Και ζαλίζεται τρεγλίζει, όλη γη

Με κεφάλι σουρωτήρι
Και τ’ αμάξι τρεχαντήρι
Ποιος του έβαλε πηδάλιο και πανί?

Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free
Alcohol is free, alcohol is free



Κύμα και λυσσομανάει
Κι η γοργόνα να ρωτάει
Μα ο Αλέκος τα ‘χει πιει, καλή κυρά

Μεσοπέλαγα φανάρι
Ρε μας πήρανε χαμπάρι
Ποιος το πήγε το σπιτάκι μου μακριά, μακριά?

Μας βρήκε η τρικοιμία, μέσα στην εγνατία
Μποφόρια μας τραβάνε στα ανοιχτά
Σα λάθος να ‘ναι η ρότα, ποιος παίζει με τα φωτα?
Κι η πλώρη μας τραβάει για Γρεβενά

Μας βρήκε η τρικοιμία, μέσα στην εγνατία
Μποφόρια μας τραβάνε στα ανοιχτά
Σα λάθος να ‘ναι η ρότα, ποιος παίζει με τα φωτα?
Κι η πλώρη μας τραβάει για Γρεβενά



Δε μας φταίγαν τα ουισκάκια
Μπόμπα ήταν τα παγάκια
Και το σκάφος έχει ρόδες, τελικά

Άρχοντες και τροχονόμος
Δεν είναι για μας ο δρόμος
Κατηφόρα μες στη θάλασσα, αρχηνά

Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free
Alcohol is free, alcohol is free

Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free
Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol is free
Alcohol is free, alcohol is free!


2channel Anime Saimoe 2013: Quarterfinal Odds, Day 3




11/17: Quarter Final 3

Kyouko Toshinou @ Yuru Yuri: <<歳納京子@ゆるゆり♪♪>> 10-1
Main Character @ Mankind Has Declined: <<わたし@人類は衰退しました>> EVEN
Prediction: Main Character by <=50
Over/Under: 400
Over

Gimme All Your Lovin'!


Gimme All Your Lovin'!
Madoka Kaname edges Ruri Gokou to advance to 2ch AST semis

By Jo-Ryan Salazar
November 16, 2013

There were scenes of jubilation and relief at Mitakihara Middle School this evening. The strains of ZZ Top's "Gimme All Your Lovin'" were blared out by a staff member and a mob of local residents, students and Madoka Magica fans were elated by the news that Ruri Gokou had cheated to try to pull off an upset over Madoka Kaname but failed. The end result: a 272-250 nailbiter that got really good in the last two hours.

"She is not gonna be denied!" roared a Kaname supporter who chose to remain anonymous. "My goddess will not be denied the glory! This victory is hers and Kyouko Sakura is going to go down like a dog!"

"Well, I knew Madoka was going to be all right, but just like with my fight against her two years ago, she laid everything on the line," Sakura said, eating another hamburger with all the fixings. "I'm going to try to make it a race against Madoka but I know that after a match like this, I will be lucky to be within 50 votes of her. This is going to be an impossible mission."

"This could be smooth sailing for me after this but I'm not going to sell Kyouko-chan short," Madoka said. "She is a brilliant, capable fighter fueled by faith and strong beliefs so it will be an honor to face her for the right to be in the Grand Final. I am ready to do my best."

"That was a close call; I thought Gokou-san was going to eliminate my wife and foil my plan," Homura Akemi said via phone interview. "The one thing about Madoka is that she fights a fair race and she doesn't cheat to get the results she wants. I tip my hat of to Kuroneko, because she is someone that earned my respect two years ago and earns my respect this year."

The victory by Kaname raises doubts as to whether or not Mami Tomoe is ready to win a rare second Saimoe Prime Minister term.

"At this point, I'm not going to pay attention to Kaname-san's campaign or any others except myself, and for me, this is just playing for fun," Tomoe said. "But I'm going to take Miki-san seriously and give her a test on Monday to see if she has what it takes to leave an impression on me."

"I'm pissed off at Ruri, personally, because I was hoping she was going to make the road a bit easier for me," said the other Kyouko, Kyouko Toshinou. "She should have played fair against Madoka and she did not. I'm going to focus on Watashi tomorrow, but now my hopes to shock the nation have crumbled faster than blue cheese.

"Damn it! Damn it all to hell! Get lost, Ruri, you traitor! I never liked your ass to begin with, so get lost already!"

Watashi, meanwhile, had mixed feelings about the result.

"This contest was in decline ever since the Puella Magi Party dominated this thing," Watashi said as a gang of fairies snacked on a basket of cookies after another day at the Office for Lack of Personal Safety. "But I'm still in it, and I look to build on some quiet confidence. Don't sleep on me; otherwise I have to wake you up."


2channel Anime Saimoe 2013: Quarterfinal 2 Result



1位 272票 鹿目まどか@劇場版 魔法少女まどか☆マギカ[前編]始まりの物語/[後編]永遠の物語
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