LA 2, Washington 0: Play By Play (from the BoBA Perspective)

90 Minutes to Kickoff – Fans begin to line up and purchase their tickets. This is going to be exciting. The electric billboards surrounding the pitch on the sidelines say: “Go Sol Go.” Gavin DeGraw’s “I Don’t Wanna Be” plays. The turnout, I think, may be least half-capacity. That’s my personal expectation.

T-83 minutes – A single bass drum can be seen in the Angel City Brigade section. Later on, the drum-and the banner- would be moved to section 121.

T-81 minutes – The first practice apparati are placed. The fans begin to arrive and take their seats.

T-75 minutes – A slight break in the clouds.

T-72 minutes – Some photographer from a Japanese news site greets me in my press box downstairs. I would later be joined by another writer from another Japanese site, as well as Joe Nixon, another contributor to b/r, and one of his friends who attends my alma mater, the Beach.

T-71 minutes – hint. That is the name of this new energy drink (actually, I found out it’s water that has no sugar, but some fruit flavor) that they are sponsoring. Wonder if anyone on b/r has tried this. I know the people in my press box-and myself- would try it out inside my box.

T-67 minutes – I notice section 119: “Marta’s Maniacs in the Amway Corner.” Clearly the people in that part of the stadium will go wild when she takes the field, let alone score (She would have an assist instead, and sign some autographs later). For more info on my memo, check it out here.

T-60 minutes – One hour to kick-off. The sprinklers are on, for some reason known only to the grounds crew. Maybe this is to make the pitch lusher, more pleasing to the players…who knows?

T-55 minutes – More fans come in, banging their Amway Thunderstix.

T-50 minutes – The fans who came out early see the Freedom take the field for their preliminaries. They will don all red for this contest.

T-48 minutes – Sol keepers enter their field for their preliminaries.

T-47 minutes – The rest of the Sol players take the field for the first time. I head down to take some shots of the teams going through their warm-ups.

T-33 minutes – After returning to my box, I watch some highlights of WPS players on international duty. Poor Matildas…

T-30 minutes – A lady from NHK japan asks me for assistance regarding press access. In spite of my bout with laryngitis (which explains why my behavior in the box was, surprisingly, typical of those in the press boxes), I show her where to go to enter the field, as well as referred her to people upstairs regarding some instances where my knowledge may not be strong enough.

T-28 minutes – Sepp Blatter send his well wishes.

T-24 minutes – Found out what hint was all about.

T-20 minutes – The Sol complete their warm-ups after practicing ball handling in the new Puma green and whites commissioned by the league.

T-18 minutes – The Freedom complete their warm-ups as well.

T-17 minutes – The dignitaries arrive, including Mia Hamm. Photo op.

T-15 minutes – The flags of Sweden, Japan, Brazil, USA, Canada, Mexico, England, Scotland, France, China, and Australia (what? No Ireland?) grace the midfield circle. They used that movie theme that I do not know the movie, but it’s too effing familiar.

T-11 minutes - WPS commissioner Tonya Antonucci addresses the crowd.

T-10 minutes – A coach from a Cypress AYSO girls team talks about her team’s 2nd place run at the state championships. Also, a family who won a promotion from Amway Global speaks.

T-4 minutes – The players enter…to U2 and Eagle Eye Cherry!? Word to the WPS, we have a piece of music called the FIFA Anthem…

T-1 minutes – A quintet called the Beach Girl five performs the Star-Spangled Banner.

Kick-off 3:11 p.m. PST

1’ – And the history of the WPS begins! Marta trying to control the ball early. Goal kick to Washington’s Brianna Scurry.

3’ – Both sides trying to feel each other out. Aya Miyama should have done better, but snuffed out. The Angel City Brigade gets to work.

4’ – Washington trying to stake their claim early with a shot from Homare Sawa, but high.

5’ – A nice tackle by Manya Makoski

6’ – GOAL! The first goal in WPS history scored by Allison Falk! It was off a set piece by Miyama. Poorly handled by Scurry. The crowd goes wild, and Jim Gabarra’s Freedom are on the defensive.

8’ – Marta trying a shot after some juking, but wide. Sawa asks her ladies to remain composed for the remainder of the match, but Washington’s passed are swallowed up by LA’s back line.

11’ – Already the Mexican Wave, initiated by the ACB, rolls around the HDC. First corner in the WPS to the Sol. Marta is getting a number of touches this match.

12’ – Things getting a bit chippy. Referee Kari Seitz wants some order. She wouldn’t have to deal with booking anyone today.

13’ – A free kick by Miyama saved by Scurry. She still has good hands after all these years.

14’ – Too high a shot by Marta; apparently the crowd may be asking a bit too much? Control will come in time.

16’ – By now the fans can see that the longer the team is together, the better they will gel, and the passing will be a bit more fluid. The long passes aren’t on the dot, as they saw.

17’ – The ACB seems to be successful in waking up the Thunderstix. Even with a one-goal lead, the passing will need to be addressed by Abner Rogers.

19’ – Miyama almost made it 2-0, but again, Scurry is there for the save.

21’ – Apparently the Sol announcer, David Courtney, wasn’t given a pronunciation guide for some of the names. For example, it’s “AH-yuh,” not “EY-yuh.”

22’- Scurry is getting her work cut out for her.

23’ – Karina LeBlanc with a heads-up kick save. The first big defensive stop for the Sol. Up until then, LeBlanc didn’t need to do much.

26’ – Crenshaw High’s marching band, in a nod to the Seattle Sounders FC (who are still undefeated as of this post [can they become the next Chicago Fire and pull off the whole enchilada in their first season? Stay tuned from Qwest…]), play, along with the drumline. Sound Wave they aren’t, but at least they were close.

27’ – Becky Sauerbrunn of the Freedom has a daunting task of marking Marta…

29’ – LeBlanc bails out the Sol on what was a botched defensive play.

31’ – Camille Abily and Aya Miyama weren’t in sync on that counter-attack.

32’ – Sharp tackle by the Sol. Set piece by Washington goes wide.

33’ – Washington needs to do whatever it can on the free kicks, but they are not dialing in.

35’ – Miyama not connecting on the passes again. The midfielders in red are delivering textbook marking.

37’ – No one receiving Marta’s crosses. While Rogers will be pleased with the lead going into half, more goals could have come, but bad finishing and alert keeping from Scurry and LeBlanc have made them harder to come by.

39’ – Washington doing what they can to gain possession, Miyama helping Leblanc clear the danger defensively.

40’ – Offiside. First offside in WPS history.

42’ – Have mercy, Miss Percy (to quote a lyric from ZZ Top’s prose piece “Manic Mechanic”), what what Makoski doing? Open net, squandered chance.

43’ – Lisa de Vanna comes in for Claire Zimmeck.

44’ – Another save from Scurry. 1 minute stoppage time, says Seitz.

HALFTIME – LOS ANGELES SOL 1 – 0 WASHINGTON FREEDOM (LA: Falk 6’)

So, I head back upstairs, wondering if there are any munchies. As I was about to go to the concessions, a guy in a suit, with escorts, brings some kettle-cooked crisps, peanuts, and cashews. I tried some of the hint. A bit bland. No sugar or Splenda-like material. Will this sell?

And there is a product called Not a hint. Not a hint is water without the fruit-scented “hint”: it’s just premium bottle water. I’ll take my Kirkland Signature any old day, thank you very much!

Tell you what: as a matter of fact, how about I go draconian and choose tap! Thanks for the samples, though.

46’ – Katie Larkin goes in for Kendall Fletcher to begin the 2nd half (start: 4:15 p.m.)

48’ – The Freedom look to equalize and set the pace. A shot on the rebound from LeBlanc goes into the stands.

49’ – Set piece taken short for LA. Communication a work in progress again.

51’ – The objective for Washington is to find some opening. They almost hand one, but De Vanna wasted it, going wide.

55’ – Another shot going high for De Vanna. It’s not been her day today.

57’ – Han Duan will want that one back. Plenty of space, too much time to think.

58’ – A good kick save from LeBlanc.

59’ – An important corner for the Freedom…cleared. The Sol standing tall on defense.

61’ – Impressive marking.

63’ – What an opportunity to tie the match! Shot by Lori Lindsey goes off the post.

64’ – And LeBlanc is there again.

65’ – Miyama’s shot would have split the uprights in the American code. Tackling now getting a bit more physical.

68’ – A low volley by Marta is blocked. Washington, showing a sense of urgency now.

71’ – Offside for LA. The floodgates were about to open there.

72’ – Jill Gilbeau goes in for Lori Lindsey.

Rogers is pressing the forwards to press for a second.

73’ – Yet another impressible clearance for Scurry. Only meters from the line. This may be the Inagural Game, but it is the Brianna Scurry show, save for the howler to Falk in minute 6.

75’ – LeBlanc keeps the goalkeeping showcase going. The Angel City Brigade chants “Seven Nation Army.”

76’ – One-time from Abby just missed.

79’ – Header by captain Abby Wambach went awry. Her speed is a bit slower compared to years gone by. The pitfalls of age. Wiser in mind, slower in body. Something like that.

80’ – Scurry hasn’t missed a beat in making saves. What a punchout.

83’ – Defense is going to assure the Sol a shutout during this stretch.

84’ – Christie Welsh comes in for Han Duan.

86’ – Time is not on the Freedom’s side…

87’ – GOAL! Nor was that. After not clicking in the 31st from Miyama, Abily gets a pass from Marta and flicks a looping release past Scurry. Lyon was happy to have her services, and it looks like Los Angeles is set to enjoy them as well. That is the nail in the coffin, it seems.

90’ – 2 minutes of stoppage time added.

FULL TIME

LOS ANGELES SOL 2
6’ Falk
87’ Abily

WASHINGTON FREEDOM 0

LA 2, Washington 0: Sol shine in WPS Inaugural Game

LA 2, Washington 0: Sol shine in WPS Inaugural Game

By Jo-Ryan Salazar
Bedlam on Baltic Avenue
March 29, 2009

A week after the Los Angeles Galaxy opened their 14th season as a founding member of Major League Soccer, the Los Angeles Sol began their first season as a founding member of Women’s Professional Soccer with the WPS Inaugural Game against the Washington Freedom at the Home Depot Center.

From all over Southern California, families brought their children; their grandparents; some who have never watched a football match in their life; some who have seen matches involving the G’s, Chivas USA, the national teams and others; all who wanted a change of pace.

Black, blue, gold and white balloons and streamers decked the concourses of the stadium. The Goodyear Blimp peered like a jovial sentinel over the low clouds floating across the South Bay skyline as if to say, “Kilroy was here!”

The pregame festivities included Sepp Blatter of FIFA and the Los Angeles Lakers’ Kobe Bryant sent their well wishes, flags of all nations in the league represented around the midfield circle, and Tonya Antonucci.

“Today is an historic day for soccer and women’s sports in the U.S. and the world,” Antonucci said. “We have kicked off a new league that can stake its claim as the worl’d premier soccer league for women based on the talent our teams have assembled.

“We have laid a foundation that can – and will – support a successful, entertaining and sustainable league.”

Mia Hamm, one of the USA’s most celebrated women footballers, presented the first-ever match ball with one of her twin daughters.

“Today I am here not as a player, but as a fan and a mom," said Hamm at the pre-game reception. “I couldn’t be more excited to watch the world-class action that will take place on the field…It’s a great day for women’s soccer and to see it back as part of the professional sports landscape in America.”

The Sol’s marquee player, Marta, showed flashes of her brilliance with Umea IK, but it was the supporting crew that dominated the match, along with key saves by Sol GK Karina LeBlanc.

It didn’t take long for Los Angeles to score off a set piece. Allison Falk went down in history as the first goal scorer in the league, with a header that was poorly handled by Freedom keeper Brianna Scurry off Aya Miyama in the sixth minute.

Scurry was hounded for the bulk of the match. She had to make twice as many saves as LeBlanc (6 to 3).

The Sol would not score again until Camille Abily, who plays for France’s Olympique Lyonnais, delivered a looping shot that Scurry would have no chance to stop in the 87th minute.

It was the product of a successful counter-attack that would ensure the Sol as the first team to win a game in WPS.

Sol manager Abner Rogers was all smile.

“We are really happy with the victory,” Rogers said. “To open up the inaugural season and come out with a victory is very pleasing. There were times when we played very well, but fitness was a bit of an issue for both teams, as you could see.

“It is only going to get better. I was definitely happy. We dodged a few bullets; even though we came out with a good victory, it was very beneficial.”

Freedom manager Jim Gabarra took it all in stride.

“We are missing some synchronization upfront, and that is due to the fact that we are missing a lead forward [M/F Parissa Eyokoron],” Gabarra said. “She has been carrying an injury and hasn’t been able to train with Abby.

“From my experience, the level of play was better than that of the WUSA inaugural game. The game deserved more goals. We deserved a goal or two, but that’s the game of soccer. We felt that in the second half, we possessed the ball better and had more scoring opportunities. What I take out of it is something to build on.

“We won our inaugural game for the WUSA, and we ended up tied for last at the end of that season. It’s just one game… it didn’t work out. We came here for three points, but it didn’t work out. They were composed, the keeper made saves. A bounce here, a bounce there, it would have been a different game.”

“It was a great ball from Aya,” said falk on her goal. ”I just went for it - I didn’t think I was going to get it, but I did and it went in.

“It was a very surreal experience… very exciting.”

Marta herself was satisfied with the 14,832 who came to Sunday afternoon’s match at Victoria Street.

“I was very excited to be out there today,” she said. “The atmosphere was phenomenal, and that always gives you a boost as a player.

“We got the result we wanted and are very happy with that. “

The Sol will hit the road on April 5 to face Sky Blue FC at 4:00PM EST.

The Freedom will return home to the Maryland SoccerPlex to take on the University of Virginia in a friendly on April 4 at 7:00PM before they resume WPS play against the Chicago Red Stars on April 11 at 6:00PM.

ISML 2009: Eight remain in contention...and Shana still leads the way

ISML 2009: Eight remain in contention for Aquamarine...and Shana still leads the way

March 29, 2009

With three matches to go in the Aquamarine necklace phase, the list contenders goes down to eight.

Among those are defending champion fate Testarossa Harlaown, Hinagiku Katsura, Kotomi Ichinose, and Shana, who all scored significant victories.

Shana, the league leader, defeated Nanoha Takamachi in a high-profile contest in Tokyo, 1,324-1,158. Ichinose and her violin took care of business against yuki Nagato, 1,260-1,207 in Shanghai. Katsura disposed of Tsukasa Hiiragi, 1,336-1,014 in Istanbul, while Harlaown was on her way to her sixth straight with a 1,301-909 decision over Suiseiseki in Milan.

Others in contention for the first necklace of the season include Kyou Fujibayashi, Saber, Tomoyo Sakagami and Haruhi Suzumiya.

Fujibayashi score an easy 1337-857 win over Nagi sanzen'in in Bangkok, with the faithful chanting "Leet! Leet! Leet!" Suzumiya faced a tough test against c.C. in Katowice, but stood tall in a 1303-1165 win, while Saber pasted Illyasviel von Einzbern in a 1255-805 laugher between Fate/Stay Night compatriots in Paris. Sakagami, meanwhile, glided to a 1,297-924 win over Rin Tosaka in Santiago.

The rest of the results saw impressive efforts by a number of the new faces, while veterans of the tournament had their day.

Mexico City watch Alice Carroll edge Amu Hinamori, 929-902. Louise francoise Le Blan De La Valliere defeated Anya Earlstreim, 1,175-949 in Mumbai, while Nagisa furukawa scored an inpressive 1,276 1,230 win over Kagami Hiiragi in Sao Paolo, knocking her out of contention for the Aquamarine necklace.

Index L. Prohibitorum was on her way to a 1,091-898 win over Akari Mizunashi in New York City, Konata Izumi let the dogs out on Holo in a 1,218-1,119 slugfest in Lagos, and Aya Shameimaru got on the win column with a 1,033-864 win over Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga in Los Angeles./

Rena Ryuuguu outworked Suigintou, 1,159-1,034 in Buenos Aires, Kallen Kozuki (Statdfeld) defeated Makoto Sawatari 1,026-996 in Seoul, Fuuko Ibuki sent Mizusu Kamio flying, 1,240-834 in Karachi, and Mei Sunohara had no problems with Kirino Chiba, 1,315-643, in Dhaka.

Mai Kawasumi put on a show in Manila, dismissing Chii 1,126-986, while Konjiki no Yami (Golden Darkness) took the shine off Shiori Misaka, 1,039-842 in Cairo. Yuuhi Katagiri was no match for taiga Aoisaka, 1,388-693 in Jakarta, and Rika Furude leveled Sakura Kinomoto 1,215-946 in Moscow.

Minori Kushieda took down Nagi 1,161-809 in London, Maria rolled over reimu Hakurei 1,062-932 in Lima, and Ami Kawashima completed a successful day for Toradora!, with a 1,250-730 decision over Evangeline McDowell in Tehran.

As the dead people began to float on the rivers that flow around and through Bogota, Remilia Scarlet had a little more blood in her-okay, a LOT more blood left in her-in a 954-926 win over Vita, and nayuki Minase took out Hayate Yagami, 975-931 in Kinshasa.Kimoto Misaka and her lightning broke through Patchouli Knowledge's attacks-and books-in a 1,096-736 walloping in Toronto, Shinku scored a 1,084-1,022 victory over Ayu Tsukimiya in Algiers, and Mikuru Asahina was all business with a 1,399-771 decision over Shiki Ryogi in Madrid.

Rounding out the match day's action, Hanyuu Furude completed a successful outting for Higurashi with a 1,307-653 thump-a-thon of tamaki Kawazoe in Sydney, while Sayuri Kurata kept Marisa Kirisame winles with a 1,061-928 decision in Santo Domingo.

---matteas, Juice, minhtam1638, and kev of the ISML all contributed to this report.

BoBA's picks for ISML2009 Aquamarine Match Day 6

Skipped Match Day 5 due to a nose bleed from hell, combined with a raging headache and a fever to be damned. In short, I wasn't feeling too well.

ARENA 01: [Shana] Takamachi Nanoha

ARENA 02: [Hinamori Amu] Alice Carroll

ARENA 03: Anya Alstreim [Louise Vallière]

ARENA 04: [Hiiragi Kagami] Furukawa Nagisa

ARENA 05: [Index Prohibitorum] Mizunashi Akari

ARENA 06: Ichinose Kotomi [Nagato Yuki]

ARENA 07: [Izumi Konata] Holo

ARENA 08: Shameimaru Aya [Kasuga “Ōsaka” Ayumu]

ARENA 09: Ryūgū Rena [Suigintou]

ARENA 10: Kōzuki Kallen [Sawatari Makoto]

ARENA 11: Kamio Misuzu [Ibuki Fūko]

ARENA 12: Chiba Kirino [Sunohara Mei]

ARENA 13: Chii [Kawasumi Mai]

ARENA 14: [Konjiki no Yami] Misaka Shiori

ARENA 15: [Aisaka Taiga] Katagiri Yūhi

ARENA 16: [Saber] Illyasviel von Einzbern

ARENA 17: [Katsura Hinagiku] Hiiragi Tsukasa

ARENA 18: Kinomoto Sakura [Furude Rika]

ARENA 19: Nagi [Kushieda Minori]

ARENA 20: [Maria] Hakurei Reimu

ARENA 21: [Kawashima Ami] Evangeline McDowell

ARENA 22: [Fujibayashi Kyō] Sanzen'in Nagi

ARENA 23: Remilia Scarlet [Vita]

ARENA 24: Tōsaka Rin [Sakagami Tomoyo]

ARENA 25: [Yagami Hayate] Minase Nayuki

ARENA 26: [Misaka Mikoto] Patchouli Knowledge

ARENA 27: Tsukimiya Ayu [Shinku]

ARENA 28: Suiseiseki [Fate Testarossa]

ARENA 29: Ryōgi Shiki [Asahina Mikuru]

ARENA 30: [Furude Hanyū] Kawazoe Tamaki

ARENA 31: Kirisame Marisa [Kurata Sayuri]

ARENA 32: [Suzumiya Haruhi] C.C.

ISML 2008: Could Shana's Aquamarine defense be successful?

ISML 2008: Could Shana's Aquamarine defense be successful?

March 27, 2008

With five match days in both the 2009 International Saimoe League and ISML Aquamarine phase completed, all signs point to Shana completing a possibly successful defense of her Aquamarine necklace.

But with four match days to go, and ten others on her tail, it's just as safe to say: "It's not over yet!"

For Shana, her latest assignment was Marisa Kirisame. No problem. The outcome? A 1279-599 laugher in Moscow.

As for a number of the other heavyweights, it was more of the same.

Defending champ Fate Testarossa Harlaown pummeled Anya Earlstreim, 1114-632 in Bangkok. Nanoha Takamachi outlasted Ami Kawashima 925-818 in Algiers while Kyou Fujibayashi took down Reimu Hakurei 1141-664 in Cairo. Kotomi Ichinose had no problems against Shinku, pulling out her always-reliable violin in a 1125-600 thumping in Paris. Konata Izumi schooled Yuuhi Katagiri, 1162-648, in Mumbai, while Yuki Nagato delivered a 1274-602 defeat to Chii in Tokyo.

C.C. put the clamps on Alice Carroll, 1092-594 in Toronto, Haruhi Suzumiya defeated Mikuru Asahina 1149-648 in Katowice, and the Hiiragi sisters had their day. Tsukasa crushed Index L. Prohibitorum, 1110-700 in Buenos Aires, while Kagami took down Mei Sunohara, 1117-721, in London.

Overall, this was a field day for the veterans.

Hinagiku Katsura rolled over Tamaki Kawazoe, 1112-446 in Milan, Sakura Kinomoto took down Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga 1056-575 in Madrid, Saber defeated Akari Mizunashi 1088-669 in Kinshasa, and Tomoyo Sakagami ran down Misuzu Kamio 1119-631 in Bogota.

Fuuko Ibuki defeated Remilia Scarlet 1017-673 in Lima, Hanyuu Furude defeated Minori Kushieda 936-778 in Jakarta, her sister Rika defeated Kallen Kozuki (Stadtfeld) 1156-572 in Tehran, Nagisa Furukawa thumped Shiki Ryogi, 1073-633 in Los Angeles, and Louise Francoise Le Blanc de La vallere scored a 976-670 win over Aya Shameimaru in Seoul.

In other results, Holo chewed up Nagi, 1005-594 in Dhaka, Illyasviel von Einzbern scored a surprising 852-781 win over Suiseiseki in Santiago, Rin Tosaka bombed Shiori Misaka 1080-602 in santo Domingo, Makoto Sawatari defeated Kirino Chiba 729-683 in Sydney, Maria defeated Patchouli Knowledge 1099-560 in Mexico City, Mai Kawasumi defeated Amu HInamori 1071-588 in Sao Paolo, rena Ryuuguu defeated Vita 1149-619 in New York, Ayu Tsukimiya put the "Uguu" on Nayuki Minase 849-592 in Shanghai, Konjiki no Yami (Golden Darkness) defeated Evangeline A.K. McDowell 855-616 in Karachi, Suigintou took down Mikoto Misaka 932-780 in Lago, Nagi Sanzen'in defeated Hayate Yagami 986-680 in Manila (with Nagi saying "A combat butler you aren't!"), and Taiga Aisaka defeated Sayuri Kurata 1115-632 in Istanbul.

ISML 2009: Shana, Saber, Fuuko and Tomoyo rolling in Aquamarine Match Day 4

ISML 2009: Shana, Saber, Fuuko and Tomoyo rolling in Aquamarine Match Day 4

March 24, 2009

The franchise characters from CLANNAD, Fate/Stay Night and Shakugan no Shana took home some huge victorries in Aquamarine Match Day 4 of the 2009 International Saimoe League Season.

Shana, ranked #1, defeated Taiga Aisaka, 1256-971, as people floated lifeless in the rivers crossing and surrounding Bogota. Saber pulled off an impressive 1225-1040 upset special over Tsukasa Hiiragi in London.

The home field advantage carried Saber, a.k.a. Arthuria Pendragon, to the finish line. Flags of England, the United Kingdom, and other healdic banners waved to the sounds of a number of groups who chanted "We're walking in a Saber Wonderland."

A close contest awaited fans in Cairo. Fuuko Ibuki edged Rena Ryuuguu, 1075-1071. Meanwhile, Tomoyo Sakagami had no issue in booting out Touhou's Remilia Scarlet, 1449-695 near Topkapi in Istanbul.

A number of mainstays in the tournament were provided with some muscle-flexing matches. Yuki Nagato skated by Ami Hinamori, 1477-825, in New York City. Fate Testarossa Harlaown, the defending ISML champion, whizzed by Aya Shameimaru, 1318-633. Haruhi Suzumiya more than doubled-up Alice Carroll, 1521-739 in Kinshasa. Konata Izumi defeated Sayuri Kurata, 1318-922, in Buenos Aires. Kagami Hiiragi also did a double-up plus on Makoto Sawatari, 1497-736, in Moscow. Rika Furude plastered Kirino Chiba, 1319-594, in Toronto.

Kyou Fujibayashi gave Patchouli Knowledge a taste of her own biblical medicine. One book hurl was all it took, in a 1523-562 farce of a match in Bangkok. Kotomi Ichinose has no issues against Nayuki Minase, launching the tried-and-true violin in a 1323-654 wipeout in Jakarta. And Hinagiku Katsura put the clamps on Minori Kushieda, winning 1250-851 in Shanghai.

Other returnees had some competition. Nanoha Takamachi, who saw the detractors come calling after barely edging Rin Tosaka by two votes, had a few more coming in in a 1098-905 victory over Konjiki no Yami (Golden Darkness) in Lagos. Hanyuu Furude escaped Holo, outlasting her 1014-1014 in Paris. Sakura Kinomoto had to lay out the trump Clow Card in a 1113-1083 thriller over Louise Francoise Le Blanc De La Valliere in Sao Paolo.

Other newcomers had their fun. Marisa Kirisame is on pace to be the one with the Wooden Spoon. Ami Kawashima dusted her, 1218-790, in Katowice. Index Librorum Prohibitorum scored a 1048-845 decision over Tamaki Kawazoe in Tokyo. Kallen Kozuki (Stadtfeld) outlasted Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga, 1098-925, in Mexico City. A "thrilla in Manila" this wasn't: Mei Sunohara defeated Shiki Ryogi 1267-760.

Misuzu Kamio pulled off an impressive 947-696 win over Shiori Misaka in Sydney, while Mikoto Misaka's electrical attacks worked against Vita and her large hammer, Graf Eisen, in a 1090-742 victory in Tehran.

Hayate Yagami and Reinforce Zwei were no match for Reimu Hakurei as she won, 997-861 in Dhaka. And Illyasviel von Einzbern busted Anya Earlstreim, 1160-826, in Los Angeles while Santo Domingo saw Yuuhi Katagiri outlast Nagi, 937-909.

In other results, Suigintou defeated Maria, 1096-947, in Madrid. Rin, riding off a near-upset of Nanoha, wiped off Evangeline McDowell, 1278-681 in Milan. Suiseiseki, who saw previous success in Korea by winning the 2006 tournament along with the tournament in Japan, was at it again as Akari Mizunashi fell, 1133-815, in Seoul. Any questions of Chii's relevance to the tournament being tenuous were trumped as she clobbered Shinku, 1128-981, in Mumbai. And Nagisa Furukawa laid the dango on Mikuru Asahina, 1159-1009, in Algiers.

BoBA's picks for ISML2009 Aquamarine Match Day 4

ARENA 01: [Index Prohibitorum] Kawazoe Tamaki

ARENA 02: Kōzuki Kallen [Kasuga “Ōsaka” Ayumu]

ARENA 03: Chii [Shinku]

ARENA 04: Kinomoto Sakura [Louise Vallière]

ARENA 05: Hinamori Amu [Nagato Yuki]

ARENA 06: [Katsura Hinagiku] Kushieda Minori

ARENA 07: Konjiki no Yami [Takamachi Nanoha]

ARENA 08: [Anya Alstreim] Illyasviel von Einzbern

ARENA 09: [Izumi Konata] Kurata Sayuri

ARENA 10: [Suiseiseki] Mizunashi Akari

ARENA 11: [C.C.] Kawasumi Mai

ARENA 12: [Yagami Hayate] Hakurei Reimu

ARENA 13: Ryōgi Shiki [Abstained] Sunohara Mei

ARENA 14: Ryūgū Rena [Ibuki Fūko]

ARENA 15: [Ichinose Kotomi] Minase Nayuki

ARENA 16: Furude Hanyū [Holo]

ARENA 17: Remilia Scarlet [Sakagami Tomoyo]

ARENA 18: [Hiiragi Kagami] Sawatari Makoto

ARENA 19: Saber [Hiiragi Tsukasa]

ARENA 20: Shameimaru Aya [Fate Testarossa]

ARENA 21: [Misaka Mikoto] Vita

ARENA 22: [Fujibayashi Kyō] Patchouli Knowledge

ARENA 23: Aisaka Taiga [Shana]

ARENA 24: Tsukimiya Ayu [Sanzen'in Nagi]

ARENA 25: [Suzumiya Haruhi] Alice Carroll

ARENA 26: Chiba Kirino [Furude Rika]

ARENA 27: Asahina Mikuru [Furukawa Nagisa]

ARENA 28: [Tōsaka Rin] Evangeline McDowell

ARENA 29: Maria [Suigintou]

ARENA 30: [Kamio Misuzu] Misaka Shiori

ARENA 31: [Nagi] Katagiri Yūhi

ARENA 32: Kawashima Ami [Kirisame Marisa]

One big unHappy family?

Here's something straight out of a drama that actually happened. I heard that my father, who is the best I ever had, had a child from a previous relationship. And this was not revealed to me until today. My mom and dad heard about it a day before.

See, here's the thing: my mom and dad immigrated here. But the reason why I was born here and not in the P.I. was because of some paperwork. You know the process to sponsor someone to emigrate here? If you don't, look it up. That's why we have Google, gang.

So, to keep a long story short, my older sister and my dad have to cross the border to get her here. And to have her become a nurse, HachiDad needed to find some insider to fast-track her. He got it done, my sister is now doing well at St. Mary's Medical Center, but as for the other child, my half-sister (I realize I'm an older brother) is still in the P.I., waiting to come here.

But the reason HachiMom is showing (at this time) why I have my mental condition is because, as you know, the infidelity factor. My half-sister is 18. So now I have a younger half-sister, an older sister and an older brother-in-law. Four adults. And my mom cannot believe that this revelation was not provided to her until today.

See, if my dad was not able to move heaven and earth by fudging up some paperwork two decades ago, I would be posting from Manila. I could have gotten my degree from De La Salle or Ateneo or Santo Tomas, and my sister would have been a CSULB student.

Who know how history would have changed if he did not succeed.

But now, because of this, I really don't know what to think. I try to look at this in a positive light, and right now, I am just starting to internalize the implications and consequences.

I don't want my family to fall apart. I don't want my mom and dad to be divorced. But when something that has been kept mum for nearly a couple of decades comes at you like an open Pandora's Box, the question beckons: what can you do?

BoBA's picks for ISML2009 Aquamarine Match Day 3

ARENA 01: [Katsura Hinagiku] Holo

ARENA 02: Tsukimiya Ayu [Hakurei Reimu]

ARENA 03: [Chiba Kirino] Kasuga “Ōsaka” Ayumu

ARENA 04: Alice Carroll [Kawasumi Mai]

ARENA 05: Misaka Mikoto [Ibuki Fūko]

ARENA 06: Kinomoto Sakura [Fate Testarossa]

ARENA 07: Anya Alstreim [Mizunashi Akari]

ARENA 08: [Izumi Konata] Shana

ARENA 09: Hinamori Amu [Shinku]

ARENA 10: [Remilia Scarlet] Misaka Shiori

ARENA 11: [Hiiragi Kagami] Furude Rika

ARENA 12: Konjiki no Yami [Kirisame Marisa]

ARENA 13: [Maria] Vita

ARENA 14: [Saber] Kawazoe Tamaki

ARENA 15: [Kamio Misuzu] Evangeline McDowell

ARENA 16: Ryōgi Shiki [Sawatari Makoto]

ARENA 17: Ryūgū Rena [Sakagami Tomoyo]

ARENA 18: [Index Prohibitorum] Kushieda Minori

ARENA 19: [Yagami Hayate] Patchouli Knowledge

ARENA 20: [Asahina Mikuru] Sunohara Mei

ARENA 21: Suiseiseki [Hiiragi Tsukasa]

ARENA 22: C.C. [Nagato Yuki]

ARENA 23: [Fujibayashi Kyō] Suigintou

ARENA 24: Kōzuki Kallen [Louise Vallière]

ARENA 25: Kawashima Ami [Aisaka Taiga]

ARENA 26: Nagi [Kurata Sayuri]

ARENA 27: Chii [Minase Nayuki]

ARENA 28: Tōsaka Rin [Takamachi Nanoha]

ARENA 29: [Ichinose Kotomi] Sanzen'in Nagi

ARENA 30: Furukawa Nagisa [Suzumiya Haruhi]

ARENA 31: [Shameimaru Aya] Illyasviel von Einzbern

ARENA 32: [Furude Hanyū] Katagiri Yūhi

ISML 2009: Blowouts and heavy action on Day 2

ISML 2009: Blowouts and heavy action on Day 2

March 19, 2009


Aquamarine Match Day 2 saw more-one sided contents and close races galore in the young 2009 International Saimoe League season.

In Bangkok, a marathon match saw Sakura Kinomoto pull off a 844-820 victory over Illyasviel von Einzbern. Suigintou defeated Hayate Yagami in a 1,032-646 blasting in Buenos Aires. Lucky Star's Konata Izumi was too fast and too furrious for Ami Kawashima, 1,100-754, in Jakarta. CLANNAD's Tomoyo Sakagami was immune to the electrical attacks from Mikoto Misaka, sending her flying with a 1,084-669 victory in Madrid.

The good news for CLANNAD continued. Kotomi Ichinose outlasted Reimu Hakurei, 988-856 in Tokyo. Kyou Fujibayashi defeated Vita, 1155-547, in a match under the Eiffel Tower in Paris that wasn't even close. Nagisa Furukawa, in a contest between fellow compatriots, defeated Mei Sunohara, 970-630, in Dhaka. And Fuuko Ibuko outpaced Maria, 951-828, in Santo Domingo.

Lucky Star's Hiiragi sisters held their ground, too. Kagami dismantled Ayumo "Osaka" Kasuga, 1337-503 in Los Angeles. When the result was announced, the crowd chanted: "Leet! Leet! Leet!" (Elite! Elite! Elite!), poking fun at the number. Tsukasa ran down Anya Alstreim, 1108-747, in Sao Paolo.

Hinagiku KAtsura defeated Yuuhi Katagiri, 1049-558, in Mexico City, while Remilia Scarlet laid the fangs on Evangeline McDowell, 819-709, in Mumbai. Holo also flourished, schooling Index L. Prohibitorum, 961-698, in Shanghai, while Taiga Aisaka continue her impressive start with a 1051-638 pasting of Konjiki no Yami (Golden Darkness) in Seoul.

Bamoboo Blade's representatives didn't fare as well. Louise Francoise Le Blanc De La Valliere took out Kirino Chiba, 994-586, in Karachi, while Suiseiseki put the desu on Tamaki Kawazoe (desu), 912-655, in Manila (desu). Higurashi's representatives did better. Hanyuu Furude downed Sayuri Kurata 1002-625 in Moscow, Rika Furude took down Shiki Ryogi 1037-606 in Santiago, Rena Ryuuguu chopped Shiori Misaka, 1012-593 in Algiers.

Rin Tosaka proved that a Master Spark from Marisa Kirisame never stood a chance on anyone-well, her at least-in a 1021-672 victory in Cairo. What was already a difficult day for Touhou, with the two franchise characters suffering a defeat, only got worse. Patchouli Knowledge was handcuffed by Ayu Tsukimiya, the "Uguu" girl from Kanon, in a 955-685 defeat at Katowice. And Aya Shameimaru was edged by Akari Mizunashi, 735-697, in Bogota.

The SOS Brigade has a field day, too. The franchise, Haruhi Suzumiya, crushed Mai Kawasumi, 1151-739 in Lagos. Mikuru Asahina blasted Makoto Sawatari, 1085-593 in Sydney. And Yuki Nagato rounded out a clean sweep with a 1203-642 drubbing of Alice Carroll in New York.

The other big-timers in the competition had very little tough sletting. Defending champion Fate Testarossa Harlaown notched a 1108-648 win over Kallen Kozuki (Stadtfeld) in what was a partisan Kozuki crowd in London. C.C. ensured that Code Geass was not going to come away with nothing, defeating Shinku 1055-701 in Milan. Nanoha Takamachi outpaced Misuzu Kamio 921-716 in Kinshasa, and Nagi Sanzen'in crushed Chii 1056-678 in Istanbul.

Wrapping up action, Nayuki Minase salvaged a victory for Kanon in a 794-660 win over Amu HInamori in Toronto.

Match Day 3 in the Aquamarine Stage is scheduled for March 20, 2009. Polls open at 12:00 GMT and close at 12:00 GMT the following day.

BoBA's picks for ISML2009 Aquamarine Match Day 2

ARENA 01: [Ichinose Kotomi] Hakurei Reimu

ARENA 02: [Katsura Hinagiku] Katagiri Yūhi

ARENA 03: [Remilia Scarlet] Evangeline McDowell

ARENA 04: Anya Alstreim [Hiiragi Tsukasa]

ARENA 05: Alice Carroll [Nagato Yuki]

ARENA 06: Index Prohibitorum [Holo]

ARENA 07: [Suzumiya Haruhi] Kawasumi Mai

ARENA 08: [Hiiragi Kagami] Kasuga “Ōsaka” Ayumu

ARENA 09: Yagami Hayate [Suigintou]

ARENA 10: Konjiki no Yami [Aisaka Taiga]

ARENA 11: Chiba Kirino [Louise Vallière]

ARENA 12: [Furukawa Nagisa] Sunohara Mei

ARENA 13: [Suiseiseki] Kawazoe Tamaki

ARENA 14: Tōsaka Rin [Kirisame Marisa]

ARENA 15: [Izumi Konata] Kawashima Ami

ARENA 16: [Fujibayashi Kyō] Vita

ARENA 17: Chii [Sanzen'in Nagi]

ARENA 18: [Furude Hanyū] Kurata Sayuri

ARENA 19: Kōzuki Kallen [Fate Testarossa]

ARENA 20: Nagi [Shana]

ARENA 21: [Saber] Kushieda Minori

ARENA 22: [Kinomoto Sakura] Illyasviel von Einzbern

ARENA 23: Shameimaru Aya [Mizunashi Akari]

ARENA 24: Ryōgi Shiki [Furude Rika]

ARENA 25: Kamio Misuzu [Takamachi Nanoha]

ARENA 26: [Hinamori Amu] Minase Nayuki

ARENA 27: [Ryūgū Rena] Misaka Shiori

ARENA 28: [C.C.] Shinku

ARENA 29: Misaka Mikoto [Sakagami Tomoyo]

ARENA 30: [Asahina Mikuru] Sawatari Makoto

ARENA 31: Maria [Ibuki Fūko]

ARENA 32: [Tsukimiya Ayu] Patchouli Knowledge

ISML Season Kicks Off...With A Bang!

The 2009 International Saimoe League season started with fireworks in all 32 cities, over six continents, taking part in the first battles of the race for the tiara. After all the competitors were introduced in their respective arenas, the action began in earnest.

In Katowice, Poland, Kotomi Ichinose of CLANNAD was able to use her violin to outdo Touhou Project's Patchouli Knowledge in a 1318-577 blowout. Istanbul, Turkey saw Lucky Star's Tsukasa Hiiragi steamroll Touhou's Aya Shameimaru, 1260-632. Yuki Nagato, a few days removed from helping Nagisa Furukawa get back into form for the tournament, showed that she lost none of her poise in a 1232-729 rout of Kanon's Mai Kawasumi in Sao Paolo, Brazil. Sakura Kinomoto, a tried and true competitor in these tournaments, took Akari Mizunashi to school in a 944-688 thumping in Moscow's Red Square arena.

Hanyuu Furude of Higirashi no Naku Koro Ni was no match for the always-fearsome Shana, who left sparks of flames in her wake outside Tokyo Tower, 1279-759. Newcomer Mikoto Misaka from To Aru Majutsu No Index sent shock waves past Shiori Misaka, 916-803 in Mexico City. Sayuri Kurato of Kanon was sliced and diced into submission by Hinagiku Katsura of Hayate the Combat Butler, 1124-698. Tomoyo Sakagami of CLANNAD nearly doubled-up Maria in New York City, 1272-647. Hanyuu's sister, Rika, fared better in a 1004-964 thriller over Mikuru Asahina of the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya in Shanghai, China.

The people of Lagos, Nigeria were treated to a sensational battle between two new entrants. AIR's Misuzu Kamio sent Marisa Kirisame and her Master Spark flying, 916-839. Nagi Sanzenin, Hayate Ayasaki's master, showed that she was ready in a 1100-605 schooling of Shugo Chara's Amu Hinamori in Los Angeles. Index L. Prohibitorum's debut was a doozy, edging newcomer Yuuhi Katagiri of Akane Iro Ni Somaru Saka, 805-779. Suigintou of Rozen Maiden slashed her way past Kanon's Ayu Tsukimiya, 1057-813 in Seoul. As the cries of "Uguu" were raining down in the Korean capital, the grunts of Saber (Arthuria Pendragon) echoed in Karachi, Pakistan against Holo from Spice and Wolf. A large wolf was no match for Caliburn, Saber's sword in a 993-894 victory.

C.C. of Code Geass was at it again, this time defeated Nayuki Minase of Kanon, 1190-740 in Dhaka, Bangladesh. Higurashi's Rena Ryuuguu made it business as usuall against Negima!? holdover Evangeline McDowell, 1145-620 in Manila, Philippines. The franchise of the Haruhi Suzumiya series, Ms. Suzumiya herself, sent the closed-space blue monster to sweep aside CLANNAD's Mei Sunohara, 1274-732. Shiki Ryogi of Kara no Kyoukai notched her first win of the campaign with a 910-720 victor of Azumanga Daioh's Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga in Jakarta.

In Paris, Shinku wasted no time in defeating Alice Carroll of ARIA, 878-781. Kagami Hiiragi, the defending 2chan Saimoe Champion, thumped Louise Francoise Le Blanc De La Valliere, 1349-617 in London. Hayate Yagami made her debut a smash hit, defeating comrade Vita 882-608 in Lima, Peru. Fresh off being restored to full health by Haruhi, Nagisa dismantled Makoto Sawatari, 1236-444. Defending champion Fate Testarossa Harlaown kept her unbeaten streak from last season going with a 1257-428 laugher over Kirino Chiba in Bangkok. Bogota, Colombia saw Anya Alstreim made it a Code Geass sweeep with a 866-755 debut vivtory over Tamaki Kawazoe.

Touhou didn't leave empty handed, though. Even though Remilia Scarlet was embarassed 1023-706 by Nanoha Takamachi in Toronto, Canada, shrine maiden Reimu Hakurei kept hope alive with a 916-869 victory over Chii in Santiago, Chile. Konata Izumi of Lucky Star was too good for Konjiki no Yami (a.k.a. Golden Darkness), winning 1229-703 in Kinshasa, Congo DR. Algiers, Algeria was the site for Suiseiseki's first win of the campaign, a 936-866 win over Toradora's Minori Kushieda. Ami Kawashima and Taiga Aisaka were more successful. Kawashima defeated Kannagi's Nagi, 896-782 in Milan, Italy. Aisaka upstaged Fate/Stay Night's Rin Tosaka, 1020-915.

Finally, to wrap up the day's action, in a battle of CLANNAD compatriots, Kyou Fujibayashi outlasted Fuuko Ibuki in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic, 1073-577.

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minhtam1638, Team Rocket Elite, minhtam1638, and Juice of the International Saimoe League contributed to this report.

BoBA's picks for ISML2009 Aquamarine Match Day 1

ARENA 01: Furude Hanyū [Shana]

ARENA 02: [Misaka Mikoto] Misaka Shiori

ARENA 03: [Katsura Hinagiku] Kurata Sayuri

ARENA 04: [Kawasumi Mai] Nagato Yuki

ARENA 05: Maria [Sakagami Tomoyo]

ARENA 06: Asahina Mikuru [Furude Rika]

ARENA 07: Kamio Misuzu [Kirisame Marisa]

ARENA 08: Hinamori Amu [Sanzen'in Nagi]

ARENA 09: [Index Prohibitorum] Katagiri Yūhi

ARENA 10: [Tsukimiya Ayu] Suigintou

ARENA 11: Saber [Holo]

ARENA 12: [C.C.] Minase Nayuki

ARENA 13: [Ryūgū Rena] Evangeline McDowell

ARENA 14: Sunohara Mei [Suzumiya Haruhi]

ARENA 15: Ryōgi Shiki [Kasuga “Ōsaka” Ayumu]

ARENA 16: Alice Carroll [Shinku]

ARENA 17: Shameimaru Aya [Hiiragi Tsukasa]

ARENA 18: [Kinomoto Sakura] Mizunashi Akari

ARENA 19: [Hiiragi Kagami] Louise Vallière

ARENA 20: [Yagami Hayate] Vita

ARENA 21: [Furukawa Nagisa] Sawatari Makoto

ARENA 22: Chiba Kirino [Fate Testarossa]

ARENA 23: Anya Alstreim [Kawazoe Tamaki]

ARENA 24: Chii [Hakurei Reimu]

ARENA 25: Konjiki no Yami [Izumi Konata]

ARENA 26: Remilia Scarlet [Takamachi Nanoha]

ARENA 27: Suiseiseki [Kushieda Minori]

ARENA 28: [Nagi] Kawashima Ami

ARENA 29: Kōzuki Kallen [Illyasviel von Einzbern]

ARENA 30: Tōsaka Rin [Aisaka Taiga]

ARENA 31: [Fujibayashi Kyō] Ibuki Fūko

ARENA 32: [Ichinose Kotomi] Patchouli Knowledge

More articles on the Melbourne Victory treble



Some more articles on Melbourne Victory's successful run...
From the Age. (Wahey!)

It's sweet Victory after drama

Michael Lynch
March 1, 2009

MELBOURNE Victory became the first A-League club to win the championship twice when it edged out a defiant Adelaide United 1-0 thanks to a second-half Tommy Pondeljak goal in a bruising clash in front of more than 53,000 fans at Telstra Dome last night.

Both teams finished the game with 10 men, but the Reds had to play for 80 minutes a man down after Cristiano was given his marching orders in the 10th minute after clashing with Rody Vargas.

Victory striker Daniel Allsopp followed suit in the 65th minute after he clashed with Adelaide defender Robert Cornthwaite in a penalty-area melee, but by then Melbourne was a goal to the good and had had the advantage of playing with an extra man for 55 minutes.

Anyone who thought this was going to be a pushover —as the bookmakers' markets suggested — was sadly mistaken. Adelaide had been humiliated, as a team and a club here a fortnight ago when it lost 4-0 in the second leg of the major semi-final, and it was determined to ensure that there would be no such repeat.

That was a defeat that sparked a huge internal review after coach Aurelio Vidmar's attack on every aspect of the club, and the soul searching paid dividends last week when the Reds were able to get over Queensland Roar in the preliminary final.

Last night the Reds played with a grit, commitment and passion that had been lacking a fortnight earlier and matched the Victory in many facets of the game. With an ounce of luck they might have taken this match into extra-time, but as has been the case all season when they faced Melbourne, Victory was able to see off their challenge and take the spoils.

This was not a vintage performance by the Victory, but it was enough to etch its name in the record books. The Victory had goalkeeper Michael Theoklitos to thank on more than one occasion and there were no heroics from Archie Thompson or Carlos Hernandez, the pair expected to set this game ablaze. For Adelaide, goalkeeper Eugene Galekovic produced a number of fine saves, and although the South Australians were defeated they regained much of the pride that they had lost here two weeks ago.

The game turned on a harsh decision taken by referee Matthew Breeze in the 10th minute when he sent off Cristiano.

The Brazilian leapt in an aerial tussle with Victory centre-back Rody Vargas and Breeze, after consultation with assistant referee Matthew Cream, ruled that he had hit Vargas in the head with an elbow and produced a straight red card as Vargas lay on the ground clutching his blood-streaked face.

The wound looked ugly, but television replays showed Vargas also had his arms out as he leapt in the challenge.

As a result the entire dynamic of the A-League's showpiece game changed.

Aurelio Vidmar, the Adelaide coach, had joked earlier in the week about not just "parking the bus" in front of the Reds' goal, but sticking a train and a taxi there too. Vidmar had to refine what had, before the Cristiano send-off, been a surprisingly enterprising approach to this game.

Hernandez had been brilliant in the major semi-final when he scored one and set up three Melbourne goals, but he was nowhere near as influential last night as he got nothing like the time and space to play in that he was afforded on that occasion.

His 15th-minute effort, when he forced Galekovic to block near the post, was the closest he came in the opening stanza.

The Reds were rocked for a 15-minute period when Billy Celeski and Matthew Kemp shot wide and then Allsopp, who fastened on to a long clearance went close.

Allsopp was then set up by Muscat but was denied by a tremendous Galekovic reflex save.

Thompson, who terrorised Adelaide in the grand final two years ago when he scored five goals, was much more subdued last night and was getting little change out of Daniel Mullen.

Any suggestion that Melbourne would swamp a tiring Adelaide in the second period was short-lived as the Reds took the game to the favourite in a dynamic opening spell. Mullen's run down the right and cross found Scott Jamieson, whose side-foot effort was only kept out by a smart reflex save by Theoklitos.

But Melbourne finally capitalised on its numerical advantage in the 60th minute when Pondeljak, set up by a smart reverse pass from Celeski, fired home a powerful curling shot from outside the box that gave Galekovic no chance.

A-LEAGUE GRAND FINAL

MELBOURNE 1 ADELAIDE UNITED 0Pondeljak (60)

SCORER:

LINE-UPS — MELBOURNE: Michael Theoklitos, Matthew Kemp, Kevin Muscat (c), Rodrigo Vargas, Sebastian Ryall, Carlos Hernandez, Billy Celeski, Nick Ward (Evan Berger 56', Jose Luis Lopez 89'), Tom Pondeljak (Grant Brebner 83'), Archie Thompson, Danny Allsopp (red card 65'). Subs not used: Mitchell Langerak (gk), Ney Fabiano.

ADELAIDE UNITED: Eugene Galekovic, Scott Jamieson (Cassio 73'), Robert Cornthwaite, Sasa Ognenovski, Daniel Mullen, Jonas Salley, Fabian Barbiero, Paul Reid, Lucas Pantelis (Paul Agostino 63'), Travis Dodd (c), Cristiano (red card 10'). Subs not used: Mark Birghitti (gk), Rostyn Griffiths, Michael Marrone.

YELLOW CARDS — ADELAIDE UNITED: Ognenovski (37), Jamieson (56), Barbiero (64), Cornthwaite (81), Dodd (90).

REFEREE: Matthew Breeze.

CROWD: 53,273 at Telstra Dome.


Victory's tough road to title

Michael Lynch
March 1, 2009

MELBOURNE Victory's dual championship-winning coach Ernie Merrick last night declared he never had any doubt that his team could break down a gallant Adelaide United, who defended desperately for much of the game after its striker Cristiano was sent off in the 10th minute for elbowing Melbourne defender Roddy Vargas.

Tom Pondeljak's stunning 60th-minute strike proved the difference between the two sides, but this grand final was far from the walk in the park that most fans were expecting it to be. It was also nothing like the humiliation two years ago, when Victory struck six past a 10-man Adelaide as the visitors disintegrated in the face of an Archie Thompson onslaught. Melbourne also finished last night's match a man short after its forward, Danny Allsopp, was ordered off for headbutting Robert Cornthwaite in the 65th minute.

"I always felt confident with this team, that they could cope with just about anything, and they did," Merrick said. "You're never going to win by a large margin, especially in a final, every time you play."

Adelaide coach Aurelio Vidmar, whose stunning outburst a fortnight ago helped turn round a season that looked to be crumbling just at its climactic point, could only rue the decision to send off Cristiano so early and praised his players for their fantastic commitment and the "unbelievable belief" they showed in themselves as they faced such daunting odds.

They might not have gained the revenge they wanted after being humbled at the Telstra Dome a fortnight ago, but they had regained their pride and that of the club, the city and the state, he said.

"I am really gutted for the players. We deserved something more than pride. I certainly thought we had the upper hand, but when you go down to 10 men it changes your game plan and it made it very difficult for the players tonight, but I couldn't be any prouder of the players.

"It was a fantastic effort and they really wore their hearts on their sleeves.

"I am proud, they did the state proud, themselves proud … there was a lot of passion and pride tonight but sometimes it doesn't go your way. You can't fault anyone tonight. It was a magnificent effort and we certainly deserved a lot more."

Victory skipper Kevin Muscat held the championship trophy aloft a second time, and said that Victory's success was driven by its relentless approach to the game.

"I don't think that we're miles better than anyone in the competition, but what we have got is a determined group and a very mentally strong group, and then after that we've got a lot of talent."

Vidmar questioned the sending off, and suggested it might be time for technology to be introduced to determine such decision. "I am a traditionalist, but something so significant that has a massive impact, probably you should (introduce technology)."

Merrick said the title was the culmination of a fantastic season.

"From the pre-season cup, the premier's plate and now this one it's just been a great year for Melbourne Victory Football Club, for these players (and) our fantastic supporters. To get 53,000 here and the game's gone out to 85 million households worldwide, it's just great for Australian football.

"They pushed us all the way in the league championship. They pushed us all the way tonight. They were tough competitors, but the bottom line is we've had a great year and we've thoroughly enjoyed it, but certainly it was a tough game tonight.

"It was one of those games that probably wasn't pretty. It was an edgy sort of game. It was a tough game. We probably could have gone ahead early if Eugene Galekovic hadn't pulled off a couple of terrific saves.

"When they went down to 10 men they were very hard to break down. The bus was firmly there in front of the 18-yard box, and they were breaking well, but our boys hung in there — Tommy (Pondeljak) scored a fantastic goal — and we gutsed it out right until the end. I guess that's a sign of a championship team.

"They made the game very tough in our attacking third, where they defended in numbers … so it was like threading a needle. I have to say I never had doubts about tonight at any stage. I had my most relaxed day and I'm going to stay longer than 20 minutes at the after-party tonight."

Jai Ho, Melbourne

There is a famous British film out in theaters called "Slumdog Millionaire." Many of you probably are familiar with this movie.

If not, I'll provide it to you in a nutshell: it is the heartening tale of Jamal Malik, a man from Mumbai who, out of the depths of poverty, is able to use his experience from meeting the faces of adversity to win the game show of his life.

This year, "Slumdog Millionaire" scored a coup at the Kodak Theatre on Feb. 22, winning eight Academy Awards. One of those is for Best Original Song.

That song is "Jai Ho," penned by A.R. Rahman and Gulzan. "Jai Ho," in Hindi, means "Be Victorious."

On Feb. 28, at the Telstra Dome, the Melbourne Victory, the dominant force throughout the pre-season and regular season, had the persevering spirit typical of Malik.

Ernie Merrick's club overcame injuries, a red card, and solid defending from a spirited Adelaide United side to win 1-0 in the 2008-09 Hyundai A-League Grand Final.

Tom Pondeljak, acquired from the Central Coast Mariners, was the hero for the Victory. His goal in the 59th minute, a low shot from 20 yards out, eluded Eugene Galekovic (once the backup keeper to Michael Theoklitos, and who frustrated the Melbourne counterattacking scheme for the bulk of the match) and found the net.

For his effort, Pondeljak would receive the Joe Marston Medal, becoming the second Victory player (the first being Archie Thompson) to win it.

With the win, the Victory not only become the first team to win two A-League Championships, but also the first team to win the Australian Treble: the Preseason Cup, the Premiership Plate, and the Championship Ring, all in the same year.

The 1-0 scoreline, on paper, may look like a merciful change from the 6-0 onslaught two years ago.

But on the pitch, the emotions, the fouls and the officiating were anything BUT merciful.

Match official Matthew Breeze, who works as a local police officer, cuffed Cristiano of Adelaide in the 10th minute for an elbow which saw blood pour from Rodrigo Vargas's head.

Adelaide manager Aurelio Vidmar, in his striped red, white and black tie, could only watch helplessly as he walked to the showers. Robbie Slater of Fox Sports deemed the match "ruined" soon after.

Vargas had to spend the rest of the second half wearing a large bandage around his head before being treated to in the locker room at halftime.

In the 65th minute, the playing field became level when Victory's Danny Allsopp was entangled in a melee with a number of Adelaide players, and subsequently given his marching orders by Breeze.

And yellow cards were dished out left and right. Adelaide had four, while Melbourne had two.

Even the most unusual of substitutions came to fruition. Evan Berger, who substituted for Nick Ward in the 56th minute, was substituted by Jose Luis Lopez in the 89th minute for an ambitious airborne attempt to gain possession.

No doubt that one of the future stars for the Big V will look back at this game as a learning experience.

Theoklitos, who has been linked to see action in Europe later this year, was able to garner a couple of key saves: a free kick from Scott Jamieson from distance, and a close tap from United marquis player Paul Agostino.

As for Adelaide, the pain and frustration of being unable to win any piece of silverware continues to linger.

For the thousands who donned red and yellow from the land of the pie floater, the familiar sight of being on the short end of the stick beckoned.

But for the majority of the 53,273 at the Telstra Dome who witnessed the historic moment, the strains of that Best Original Song could not have been more true.

Jai Ho, Melbourne. Jai Ho.

For your Victory, once again, are the kings of Australian football.

On the road toward the A-League Grand Final

In a few hours, the Melbourne Victory and Adelaide United Football Clubs will converge at the Telstra Dome for the 2009 Hyundai A-League Grand Final. In these types of one-off matches, it's all or nothing. Here, I will post a few srticles on the match.

Applied science

Michael Lynch
February 27, 2009

Ernie Merrick has copped his fair share of flak for his lack of joy when his team scores a goal or does something good.

Ernie Merrick has copped his fair share of flak for his lack of joy when his team scores a goal or does something good.
Photo: Getty Images

IT'S all about logic, not emotion. Ernie Merrick — the closest thing in Australian soccer coaching ranks to a computer geek — likes to take the passion out of the game whenever he can.

He once remarked: "I hate it when people say they are passionate about the game. They think it gives them the excuse to say anything they like and just criticise and attack people."

Give him the choice of function, process and cool detachment over spontaneity and spur-of-the-moment inspiration and he invariably will opt for the former.

It's all about controlling things as much as possible. If a team can stamp its system, style and structure on a match, not panic and believe in its processes and tactical stratagems, it will win, more often than not.

Merrick has copped his fair share of flak for his lack of joy when his team scores a goal or does something good.

After Melbourne's 6-0 grand final win over Adelaide two years ago he barely raised a smile, evoking comments that compared his capacity for emotional engagement with an Easter Island statue. The truth is that he is a person who finds it easiest to operate in an environment where he takes emotion out of the equation.

That doesn't mean he avoids players with flair, after all, he has employed the A-League's most dangerous player, Archie Thompson, for four years and signed Carlos Hernandez, the charismatic Costa Rican, two years ago.

Both players have been crucial during Melbourne's run to the premiership plate and Hernandez in particular was outstanding in the 4-0 humiliation of Adelaide two weeks ago in the major semi-final.

He has also put his trust for all of his A-League coaching career in the most passionate player to have donned a Victory shirt in captain Kevin Muscat. It is almost as though the coach singles out for critical roles players who are the antithesis of his own character.

His assistant coach, Aaron Healey, yesterday revealed that so well thought out is the Merrick regime that sessions and training plans are worked out up to a year in advance.

"We're getting into the sports science here," Healey said. "It's just basically planning throughout the year. We know weeks, months — even 12 months — in advance what our training schedule is going to be, what we're doing, where we're headed, so it's just basically a good solid plan where you'd like to go throughout the season.

"You're always going to have individual differences within that, but you've got to structure a plan in place and you work to that."

Merrick came to coach Victory after more than a decade at the Victoria Institute of Sport. There he mixed with leading coaches from other disciplines and absorbed plenty of lessons.

Healey, who was at the Victorian Institute of Sport with Merrick, shares the coach's philosophy and belief in a collaborative approach and calm detachment.

"Sports medicine, sports science, strength and conditioning, everyone has an input," Healey said. "So it's been a group effort all the way through, not only the 16 players in the squad, but it's important to acknowledge the six players who miss out as well.

"Everyone has had an input to where we are at the moment and everyone has played a major part in getting us here. It's a collaboration."

Anita Pedrana, the club's sports scientist, is another who spent five years working with Merrick at the VIS.

"Ernie trusts us and gives us the flexibility to be able to assess all the players individually, pull them out when they need a rest and make recommendations individually," Pedrana said yesterday.

"Collectively we sit down at the start of the season. Each of us in our three areas — myself, Adam Basil, strength and conditioning, and Dan Jones, our physio — put together a program that we think will suit the way we will play throughout the year and have them (the players) tailored so we peak at the right time. We present that and discuss it with the coaches, they have their feedback and we work it out.

"Ernie is a fantastic coach to have because he lets us do our job and appreciates how important our input is.

"It's very much a consensual approach. He doesn't tell us what to do, we don't tell him what to do."

Merrick has kept a low profile in the lead-up to Saturday's grand final at the Telstra Dome, speaking to television and radio this week but refusing to be interviewed for this article.

Merrick did, however, offer a window to his approach on the ABC program Stateline in an interview to be screened this evening in which he outlined how he approaches his role.

"I think the days of stick your hands up in the air and rah rah rah and that short term inspirational stuff is long gone.

"Because of the consistency of having been there for four years now and having the freedom to get on with my job I think that consistency has been a great benefit for us.

"We're not chopping and changing staff or profiles of players we have or the way we develop players. The players know what is expected of them and it's developed really well over a period of time."

This story was found at: http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2009/02/26/1235237834125.html

How Melbourne Victory can be denied

Michael Lynch
February 28, 2009

Game on: Adelaide has nothing to lose against the Victory.

Game on: Adelaide has nothing to lose against the Victory.
Photo: Digitally altered: Phil Smith

MELBOURNE Victory has the evil eye on Adelaide United.

The fans know it and the media never stops mentioning it. It would hardly be surprising if even the players and coaches of both teams didn't believe it, such is the recent run of success that Victory has enjoyed over the Reds.

Five times these teams have met this season and five times Melbourne has come out on top, most recently by a 6-0 aggregate in the two legged major semi-final.

But soccer, as we are so often reminded from luminaries such as Alex Ferguson down to the bloke directing traffic at the local club's car park, can be a funny game.

A grand final is a one-off fixture where history can count for nothing. It's 90 minutes (plus extra-time and penalties if necessary) and when referee Matthew Breeze blows his whistle to start proceedings at Telstra Dome tonight, both sides begin on level terms and the soccer gods of fate and chance may yet decide to have their sport.

Victory goes into the match as overwhelming favourite - Sportsbet Australia has Victory at $1.75 to lift the championship trophy after 90 minutes while Adelaide is at $4.35 - but the gap between the two teams may not be as large as those prices suggest.

Melbourne can be beaten - it actually lost seven of the 21 games it played during the regular season. The Newcastle Jets, coached by last year's coach-of-the-season Gary Van Egmond, and Perth Glory, headed by David Mitchell, each beat Victory twice this season, with Perth twice scoring three goals against it and Newcastle bagging four in one of its wins.

Gold Coast United comes into the league next year and its outspoken boss Miron Bleiberg has already been doing his homework on to how to take apart Ernie Merrick's side in the 2009-10 campaign.

The trio explain how Adelaide coach Aurelio Vidmar can tackle Melbourne's psychological dominance, shuffle the players at his disposal and refine his tactics to pull off an unexpected triumph this evening.

PERSONNEL:
MIRON BLEIBERG
: I will give Adelaide a 45-55 chance in this match.

I think the best way to win is to stick to the same line-up and system that they played against the Roar (when they won last week's preliminary final 1-0).

When they lost 4-0 against Melbourne they played Cassio, Alemao, and Lucas Pantelis in the midfield. None of them are renowned for their defensive work.

They allowed Carlos Hernandez and his mates to terrorise the midfield. Fabian Barbiero is a much better athlete than Hernandez and with him and Jonas Salley in there they will fill the space in the midfield defensively much better.

GARY VAN EGMOND: I don't think either side will change much although I would utilise Travis Dodd more centrally and use his pace to run off and move Kevin Muscat around. When Muscat has to concentrate more on defensive work it prevents him stepping into midfield and stops him organising and marshalling the back half, which he does very well and is very important for Melbourne.

DAVID MITCHELL: I would think Adelaide would not change that much. They got the result last week and played better with a different line-up.

PSYCHOLOGICALLY:
MITCHELL: From a mentality point of view everyone thinks Melbourne is going to win, so that's a big tick in Adelaide's box.

The fact that everything looks to be in Melbourne's favour - that they have beaten them regularly, that they are playing at home in front of a big crowd, that they have had a week off - it all takes the pressure off Adelaide.

There are no expectations. I would be telling the players that the past does not dictate the future. What happened has happened. This game will be totally different. There's a different referee, different circumstances, there could be three or four players who are different this time.

History and patterns are not always predictive and this is a different game. I would remind the players of their previous achievements. Their wins, the successful record of this club, their performances in the Asian Champions League.

I would tell them that at the end of the day it's the two best teams who are in the final and they are there because they are the most consistent.

VAN EGMOND: It's a difficult one. The most important thing is for the Adelaide team to know what it means for them individually. It's something the Adelaide side needs to share with each other.

For us last year Jado (Jets skipper Jade North, who led Newcastle to grand final victory after it had lost the major semi-final to Central Coast Mariners) got all the boys together before we played the Mariners in the final and asked them what it meant to them.

It got quite emotional and it achieved a hell of a lot. As outspoken as Viddy was the week before (when he blasted his team after the horrific loss to Melbourne) it was probably the best thing he did.

Losing in the major semi-final helped us. We would never have beaten the Mariners in the grand final if we had gone straight through.

After that loss we needed a few home truths to be spoken about. I think it was a positive for Adelaide to have a cleansing process and now there's no reason why they can't win.

BLEIBERG: You tell them that every one expects you to lose. But you tell your players that they are much better players than the last time they played Melbourne and lost 4-0, and that this is a different team.

You tell them that they must go out and enjoy the match, the occasion, the game, and do their work as professionals.

You tell them you trust them to do it. You tell them that every statistic or record is there to be broken and today is your day.

You remind them that Melbourne is not invincible, you show them that Melbourne lost seven games during the regular season, two more than you, and that they conceded a lot more goals than you did.

TACTICS
VAN EGMOND: Essentially Melbourne play counter-attacking football. They don't really press and Archie (Thompson) is not usually one to track back and pick up runners. He cheats a bit, so does Carlos Hernandez.

You have to try and move Hernandez about and keep changing the point of the attack. Your two defensive midfielders and two centre-backs have to be comfortable on the ball and play to switch it to the full-backs to drag them around.

Melbourne are the most narrow team in the league. They play a 3-5-2 or a 4-4-2 and they switch around. If they play a back three, I like to play three up front against them and drag them around.

It's also imperative to keep the ball. Hernandez won't try to chase. (Billy) Celeski is nice on the ball, but it would be smart to try and run him around defensively, to not let him play with any comfort.

We would stay compact and not chase lost causes.

Parking the bus (stacking the defence) is the last thing you would want to do. You don't want to drop off too much and give them easy possession because they will play around you if you give them too much time.

It's really important to keep the ball, to stretch their midfielders and disrupt the triangle at the heart of their defence — Muskat, (Rody) Vargas and Celeski. You have to go wide because a lot of their good play comes through the middle. When they have it you try to make them play down one side.

Archie and (Danny) Allsopp will go wide to try and draw your centre-backs, so you have to be wary of that.

Melbourne will hurt you if you can't keep possession and frustrate them, and if you don't close it down, frustrate them and keep possession, they will get a chance to play.

Adelaide needs to slow everything down, take the crowd out of things. Walk to free kicks, walk to corners, take the pace and heat out of the game.

Adelaide has another big advantage on set pieces. There's a lot more height in the Adelaide side, they have two big central defenders and other tall players. They do have every chance of causing an upset because it's a one-off game.

MITCHELL: I don't think Melbourne will change much about the way they play. They play a little bit narrow, they play a lot of long balls.

Their two strikers are often a handful and they defend with numbers and rely on getting quick service to the two strikers and for them to cause havoc with the midfielders getting up and forward to support them. Adelaide may defend a bit deeper and not let Melbourne in behind them and then hit Melbourne on the break. If Adelaide open up too much Melbourne might get a lot of room to play in.

I think you can attack Melbourne out in wide areas and have success there. We (Perth Glory) also attacked them from set pieces and scored off a couple. Adelaide have got some big lads who can create a lot of trouble from free kicks and corners.

BLEIBERG: It worked much better for them last week because they brought in Jonas Salley and Barbiero and had energy in the midfield, and it's important to try and get on top there. Paul Reid is important for Adelaide to control the midfield. If they can cut the supply line, prevent Melbourne playing through to their strikers through the middle, then they have a chance. Even Napoleon could not conquer Russia when his supply line was cut.

Also they have a chance if they break at speed. The Victory defence is not the most mobile or fastest in the league. We saw how Michael Zullo and Tahj Minniecon caused them so many problems when Queensland Roar came down and won 2-0 here earlier in the season. If Melbourne are shut down in the midfield and have to resort to the long ball, that will be music to the ears of Robert Cornthwaite and Sasa Ognenovski.

If Adelaide score first Vidmar should have a player like Angelo Costanzo on the bench because they would need to close the game down by taking off a striker or attacking midfielder and bringing him in and using him to bolster the defence. If they are in front they will have to retain possession and try to frustrate Melbourne, and there's no better player in defence for doing that than Costanzo.

If they go 1-0 down in the first half, try to keep the score at that until half-time. In the second half they will have to change things up by adding another striker. If it's scoreless at half-time and Melbourne score in the second period, then you change things immediately, move Lucas Pantelis and Dodd out to the wings and (Paul) Agostino and Cristiano up front, because it is a grand final, there is no other game, and you have to try and get something out of it. I would probably go three at the back in this situation, take Daniel Mullen off.

The more it gets closer to extra-time or into extra-time, if there is no score or it is level, it all depends on the confidence of the coach and how he feels the game is going. If Vidmar is feeling he is getting the upper hand, then he may try to win the game. If not, then he may want to try and shut the match down and play for penalties. At least that gives them a 50-50 chance, which is better than how I think they are starting at 45-55.

This story was found at: http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2009/02/27/1235237923507.html


Brother of the Bride




A little aside: Slumdog Millionaire won 8 Oscars including Best Picture, as expected, Heath Ledger won best supporting actor and the Lakers escaped Minnesota.

I never wanted to be a celebrity. I want to live a life of being well-known without being the toast of the tabloids. But as I woke up on the 22nd of February 2009, I was a bit scared that there would be some type of scene from The Graduate where the lovable loser steals the bride away while locking out the rest of the crowd with a cross, or a scene where the altar blows up as the bride and groom escape, from Mula Sa Puso (From The Heart).

Thankfully, my worst fears were not realized on Sunday. Before the wedding, I went on a pre-wedding lunch from MCDonald's. I had a Angus Third-Pounder Deluxe, some fries, a few nuggets and a Filet-O-Fish. Yes, I was THAT hungry.

I took a drive across Terminal Island and around the Palos Verdes Peninsula with my parents, and we went to this place called Wayfarers Chapel. It's a nondenominational place with views of the ocean, the cliffs of the peninsula, Catalina Island, and a grotto full of trees.

In my barong tagalog, I took plenty of photos with my cell phone. My older sister, in her simple bridal outfit, my new older brother, and the bridal party (including my good friends Linda and Chanda, supervisors at my job with Maritz Research).

There was a feel of Kenny G's "Silhouette," and I thought, "I feel out of place. They are playing some porn groove jazz, and I am in a Ramones mood. They're thinking 'Silhouette' and I am more like 'Blitzkrieg Bop' and 'Cretin Hop'! Yikes!"

When priest at the chapel made it official, I pumped my fists in celebration and let out a whoop and a holler. Now, even though this was a church, I felt that I had to get that out.

After the ceremony, we went to the Reef restaurant for some dancing. My sister and brother did their best to impersonate Dancing with the Stars. They needed a bit more practice, but the effort was there. Afterwards, I made my speech, wishing the two of them all the best on their journey, even asking the crowd if they are picking Slumdog Millionaire to win Best Picture.

I visualized the entire speech and the reaction. It was as expected. A loud "Kampai!" resonated from the crowd. The rest of the night saw my sister and brother get cash pinned to them, some cake and prime rib, and a few glasses of wine and a flute of champagne on the side.

That was the most alcohol I drank ever in one day. My sister had her first sip of sake. She felt a bit tipsy, and that was expected. I like my onee-chan when she is drunk. She looks cute when she is sloshed beyond inhibition. It's true.

The rest of the night was consigned to dancing, drinking, break dancing, more drinking, running around tables, watching the little boogers get down, some air guitar, electric and cha-cha slides, still more drinking and more photos. Near the end, I asked Mike (the name of the DJ) if I can look at who won Best Picture. It was Slumdog, and I let out a huge barbaric yawp after finding out.

And that was pretty much it. The next day, both my sister and brother went off to the Bahamas for some honeymoon kinkyness.

As for me, I prepared for my Accounting exam.

The dilemma of the garage door

We own a garage door called a LiftMaster. This replaced the old door that was there when the previous family was there. I believe this door was installed about a decade ago. So we've had this for a while. It has withstood the neighborhood tagging and has protected our Toyota Corolla and Honda Accord that we own, a few household tools, a Piugnose guitar on the rafters, a Hop-on-Pop doll, and other random trinkets. A few days ago, like many things, the garage door needed a serious checkup. The LiftMaster looked as if to say, "I need a checkup, members of the family!"

I had just got out from a shift ay my new job at Maritz Research. As I was getting ready to go to bed after a long day at Keller and the office (and watching Hawaii beat Fresno State in basketball), I heard some activity outside.

So I went down to the garage, thinking that someone broke in to steal property from our house. Turns out it was just Mom and Dad, heading back from rehearsal for my older sister's wedding. And Dad was trying to figure out why the garage door wouldn't open.

Now, I will be honest here: I haven't the slightest clue, aside from the "wear-and-tear" theory, about why garage doors fail to open when they normally should when you press a button. So I checked Yellow Book for companies that repaired LiftMasters. Later that night, I would advise Mom to look into calling the companies that fix these types of doors.

Meanwhile, me and Dad spent about a few hours observing the inner mechanics of the the LiftMaster. Now, one of the finniest things about the door is when it when the cable (I am assuming it's a bacle issue...later on, it would be confirmed is not working, it tends to elicit a loud "THUD!". For some odd reason, I got a laugh from it-a really huge laugh-as me and Dad tested the switch. We got it open once by lifting the hinges, but that's about it. To further complicate already depressing matters...would you believe it...the LiftMaster light went out.

"Maraming problema dito say bahay," said Dad. "There are many problems in this house."
"It's the Bedlam house," I said. "A cycle within a cycle. A brilliant idea. And this moment is brought to you by the Bedlam on Baltic Avenue. Visit the BEdlam online at bedlamba.blogspot.com Bedlam on Baltic Avenue. There's always something going on down there. So, and progress?"

He was still looking at the cable through a flashlight.

We spend a few minutes more, trying in vain to fix the door. I knew that the door was going tot hud again. When it did, I broke down in laughter.

Exasperated from failing to get the job done (hey, you can't fix EVERYTHING, okay Dad? Let it go.), he closed to door on me, as if straight out of a cheesy scene where door is slammed shut.

"Do you want me to lock the door, Dad?" I asked as I got out.
"Yeah," he said.
"Hey, we tried our best. And come on, I couldn't help it. The sound was too funny."
"Thats not funny I'm trying to fix the door, and all you can do is laugh!"
"We tried, okay? Let it go."
"You're crazy. A crazy guy." I'm crazy and funny. He's just funny and stubborn. That's where I got my angry genes from: my Dad.
"That's why I take my medication, Dad. That's why I take my medication."

Res assured, LiftMaster, we will get a Doctor to repair that cable. But it was painfully cleae that the garage door would be out of commission for a while.