The next exciting episode of the Masters...

• Paul Lotman inches closer to the Thousand Kills Society
• Based on my counts, he is now at 971 kills. He is on pace to join the club on the first road match of a February stretch against Pepperdine.

• The crowd ooohs, aaahs, and everything in between.
• A sheer testament to a great victory for Alan Knipe's crew.
• The Revenge Tour continues.
• Yes, for two reasons. 1. USC's women's tennis team swept us the day before. 2. USC beat us on our home floor last year. But we aren't through with them yet.
• Athleticism...Le Sexy Volleyball revived!
• This is what happens when all that practice in the summer and fall pays off, as well as conditioning the right ways.
• The explanation behind, "There are ALTERNATIVES."
• A clear pun on Trojan latex condoms, spermicide, lubricants, etc. Now, don't get me wrong, Trojan is a trusted brand among those who want to practice safe sex. But, I pointed out that there are other brand that provide just as effective protection, maybe even better. Of course, mention abstinence, and all bets are off.
• Yours truly bounces, bends, falls flat, sings, dings, bangs, hangs and rises, adjusts his frowns a la Yin from Darker than Black, dons faces, and even gives the Masters a tongue-lashing for nearly letting USC successfully back into Game 2. (And also flings shirt off.)
• This was a fun game. I just witnessed it.
• New single from the Beach Band: Muse's "Knights of Cydonia."
• A solid rendition, too.
• Side adventures of Brigham Young against Cal State Northridge.
• BYU took out the Matadors, 3-1.
• Dean Bittner avenges Trojans' Dirty Tactics of violation of "Dahleeeng"
• In a very solid way, too. Dean is an awesome specimen. At 6-foot-7, 187 pounds, the Lakewood High grad continues to make more than a splash. In this match, he had 13 kills and five blocks.
• Who is Dahleeeng!?
• Paul Lotman.
• No, seriously, who is Dahleeeng!!?
• Paul Lotman. Seriously.
• USC's men miss the Wench from Wroclaw, Asia Kaczsor (who is still a whore for single-handedly breaking our hearts last autumn).
• If you have been following Brian Gimmilaro's ladies last semester, you know the story. Long Beach State's men would prove too much for Mick Haley's Helens, but we will never really know for sure.
• JR's take on USC women, and their impurity in the eyes of the Beach
• Spent too much money. More than likely knows someone who knows someone who knows someone, etc. I put my university's poon in a more positive light than theirs.
• The spinaround...and the Night Boat to Cairo!?.
• Before the match, I spun myself dizzy. The result of caffeine put to good use. Night Boat to Cairo is a song from the debut album of Madness, entitled, "One Step Beyond." I sung that minutes before the match, and the spinaround was afterward. Definitely surreal.
• We are still third in the nation.
• Confirmed