Nutella Day 2009

Okay, it was 10 days ago, but who cares?
I'm posting this to celebrate anyway. Happy Nutella Day everyone.

"I believe nutella is the future.
Smear it on, and let it lead the way.
Show them all the chocolate tastyness inside.
Make it a sense of pride. Can't be more easier.
GIve your muffin slathers.
Delicious. Spreadably.

Every toast is searching for a hero.
Bagels need someone to look up to.
Peanut butter could never fulfill their need.
A lonely jar to be.
And so the right choice depends on me.

I decided long ago, never to walk in Vegemite's shadows.
This will fail. This won't succeed.
But at least I still can brush my teeth.
No matter what is here for me,
The best chocolate spread starts with "n-u-t-"...

Because the greatest spread of all
is nutella, you see.
I found the greatest spread of all,
and it's for me.
The greatest spead of all
Is also really cheap.
For less than three dollars,
you've got The Greatest Spread of All.

I believe nutella is the future.
Grab a spoon, and lick it all the way.
Indulge all the chocolate tastyness inside.
Make it a sense of pride. Can't be more easier.
Give your croissants slathers.
Delicious. Spreadably.

I decided long ago, never to walk in marmalade's shadows.
This will fail. This won't succeed.
But at least I still can brush my teeth.
No matter what is here for me,
The best chocolate starts with "n-u-t-"...

Because the greatest spread of all
is nutella, you see.
I found the greatest spread of all,
and it's for me.
The greatest spead of all
Is also really cheap.
Grab some at Target.
This is The Greatest Spread of All.

And if by chance that spread you buy,
Is the one you're dreaming of
And it's so good, you want to die,
Nutella is Love!"

Sappy song, sung to a Whitney Houston classic.