World Nutella Day 2011

 

The deviantART Fella, the official mascot for the site, is an apparent aficionado of the spread you all know as Nutella. So, in a little act of sneakiness, he steals the jar from the girls of the Sakuragaoka High School Light Music Club.

A skit.

Fella: Oh yeah. Mine...
Yui: Ehhhh? Who stole the Nutella jar?
Azusa: Yui-sempai, there he is!
Yui: Should we go get him and ask him to bring it back?
Ritsu: Nah, we'll just go ahead and let him have his share?
Yui: Ricchan, are you serious?! He might eat the whole jar!
Ritsu: No, he won't.
Tsumugi: Um, I can always buy you guys a pack or two of jars.
Mio: Mugi's right, you know.
Ritsu: We figured you were on it.
Mio: But why are we stalking dA Fella anyway?
Yui: We want our Nutella back!
Fella: Correction...was your Nutella. Now it's mine's. At least until I get my fill.
Yui: Mou! Hmph!
Fella: Heheh.
Everyone: Happy World Nutella Day, everybody!

Now we return to your regularly scheduled blogging, already in progress.
K-ON! is (C) Kakifly/Kyoto Animation, dA Fella is (C) deviantART, Inc.

Check out more photos of the good stuff, with the K-ON! girls modeling with the Nutella jar right here.

World Nutella Day 2010

Ritsu: So we are here at the Bedlam on Baltic Avenue cafe with (left to right) myself, Mio, Yui and Tsumugi. Mugi, as we like to call her, is known for providing snacks during our rehearsals and in between events. What is the secret behind those chocolatey treats?

Tsumugi: Ah, it's no secret.

Ritsu: No secret? What do you mean? I don't know what you're telling me.

Tsumugi: It's all about Nutella.

Ritsu: This jar here!?

Tsumugi: Yep.

Ritsu: Whoa.

Mio: Nutella is a cocoa and hazelnut paste that is popular as a breakfast treat on bread.

Tsumugi: Ahem.

Mio: ...or as a dessert application.

Yui: Wow...I wonder if it tastes good on Mugi-chan's eyebrows...

Tsumugi: Eh?

Yui: Nononono, it might actually taste good on Mio-chan's face.

Mio: !!?

Mio: EH!? What the heck are you thinking, Yui!? Are you thinking of something perverted again!!? Oh my God!

Ritsu: Yui...you sure have one vivid imagination about what it can be used for.

Yui: Oh, but onee-chan told me that there are a few sites that show ways that Nutella can be used on.

Ritsu: And an edible body paint is one of them?

Mio: !!!???

Yui: Sorry, I didn't actually look.

Ritsu: Are you sure?

Yui: But I think Mugi-chan wouldn't mind Mio having Nutella spread over her. Right, Mugi-chan? You wouldn't mind it one bit?

Tsumugi: Yui-chan...I think I may need a tissue.

Yui: What's happening? You're starting to blush real wildly. And...is something dripping from your nose? It's red...

Mio: *wails* You perverts! All of you! I want to die...*sobs*

Ritsu: Here we go again...Who cares. Let's eat.

Mio: Can somebody just wake me up when this is all over?

Ms Adventures in Italy

Bleeding Espresso

World Nutella Day

Quick hits, January 23, 2010

On the mad countdown to World Nutella Day, the boredom of having a single class, and the lagging Lakers.

World Nutella Day is in two weeks. TWO BLOODY WEEKS! Well, now it's less than. I am wondering two things. One: when will this storm finally pass? And two: when are my K-ON plushinhas (pronounced plush-een-yas; yes, I just love that nh in Portuguese) getting over here? I need them for the shot involving a Nutella jar.

I'm a bit nervous here. As it stands, they are still in transit. I am aware that they could arrive well after WND, and that would be a drag. But if they do arrive, are they going to be in tip-top condition? Azusa is not going to available for the shoot; she won't be setting sail for the Beach until March at the earliest. Nothing I can do about that.

But I have plans about the Hokago Tea Time and their crazy antics with Nutella. I would imagine that a number of chocolate desserts Tsumugi Kotobuki of K-ON! brings are made with Nutella.

Those whose minds have been in the gutter since childbirth will know where this is going. What? You don't have a clue? Ask Mugi the yuri-obsessed blonde ditzmistress for the details. She'l fill you eeen.

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So I am now in Week 2-3 of my Disaster Recovery course. I am learning some stuff about the analysis phase and documentation this, recommendation that. And for some hare-brained reason unbeknownst to me...I am bored.

I want to travel for once. But it's cold. It's too warm and feels too good in my classroom. I need to crawl under a kotetsu right now, but all I see are chairs, tables, a projector screen, a few laptops, fluorescent lights and a projector.

Did I mention a professor and students? I am so bored.

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The Lakers still can't beat the likes of the Cavaliers. I literally exploded when they stumbled again. Once could swear I was on meth when I screamed like one of those Huntington Beach punk bands.

I love punk rock. I don't know how much more I could handle. I think I could handle a lot more...if my other family members didn't intervene.

But to hell with their ineptitude. How will they successfully defend their title if they can't beat the Beasts from the East?

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I'm happy for Rachel Alexandra. I knew she was going to win the Horse of the Year Award. Zenyatta had no chance.

Nutella Day 2009

Okay, it was 10 days ago, but who cares?
I'm posting this to celebrate anyway. Happy Nutella Day everyone.

"I believe nutella is the future.
Smear it on, and let it lead the way.
Show them all the chocolate tastyness inside.
Make it a sense of pride. Can't be more easier.
GIve your muffin slathers.
Delicious. Spreadably.

Every toast is searching for a hero.
Bagels need someone to look up to.
Peanut butter could never fulfill their need.
A lonely jar to be.
And so the right choice depends on me.

I decided long ago, never to walk in Vegemite's shadows.
This will fail. This won't succeed.
But at least I still can brush my teeth.
No matter what is here for me,
The best chocolate spread starts with "n-u-t-"...

Because the greatest spread of all
is nutella, you see.
I found the greatest spread of all,
and it's for me.
The greatest spead of all
Is also really cheap.
For less than three dollars,
you've got The Greatest Spread of All.

I believe nutella is the future.
Grab a spoon, and lick it all the way.
Indulge all the chocolate tastyness inside.
Make it a sense of pride. Can't be more easier.
Give your croissants slathers.
Delicious. Spreadably.

I decided long ago, never to walk in marmalade's shadows.
This will fail. This won't succeed.
But at least I still can brush my teeth.
No matter what is here for me,
The best chocolate starts with "n-u-t-"...

Because the greatest spread of all
is nutella, you see.
I found the greatest spread of all,
and it's for me.
The greatest spead of all
Is also really cheap.
Grab some at Target.
This is The Greatest Spread of All.

And if by chance that spread you buy,
Is the one you're dreaming of
And it's so good, you want to die,
Nutella is Love!"

Sappy song, sung to a Whitney Houston classic.

Nutella Day

Twenty-twenty-twenty four jars to go, I wanna eat nutella.
Nothing to do, and nowhere to go-oh-oh, I wanna eat nutella.
Just put it on my muffins, put it on my bread,
hurry, hurry, hurry, before I'm left for dead.
I want it on my fingers, I want it on my head.
Ohohohohoho~~~~!
Twenty-twenty-twenty four jars to go, I wanna eat nutella.
Nothing to do, and nowhere to go-oh-oh, I wanna eat nutella.
Just put it on my crackers, put it on my bread,
hurry, hurry, hurry, before I'm left for dead.
I want it on my fingers, I want it on my head.
Ohohohohoho~~~~!
Twenty-twenty-twenty four jars to go, I wanna eat nutella.
Nothing to do, and nowhere to go-oh-oh, I wanna eat nutella.
Just put on some berries, put it on my clothes,
hurry, hurry, hurry, I want some more of those.
I want it on my body, I want it on my toes.
Ohohohohoho~~~~!
Twenty-twenty-twenty four jars to go, I wanna eat nutella.
Nothing to do, and nowhere to go-oh-oh, I wanna eat nutella.
Just put in on my biscuits, put some more on my clothes,
hurry hurry hurry, I want some more of those.
I can't control my cravings, I've got it on my nose.
Ohohohohoho~~~~!
N-U-T-E! L-L-A-HEY! I wanna eat nutella.
N-U-T-E! L-L-A-HEY! I wanna eat nutella.
N-U-T-E! L-L-A-HEY! I wanna eat nutella.
N-U-T-E! L-L-A-HEY! I wanna eat nutella!!!