I hear there's gonna be a documentary on the Luigi Mangione case. Hmph! An Academy Award sample plotline:
A stuffy, well-heeled Ivy grad who has everything for him decides to shock the world and assassinate a lynchpin of Big Health Insurance after being allegedly wronged. The man gets caught in a McDonald's while the snitcher gets nothing because she is nothing and that is something. The man faces the death penalty for committing a federal offense against humanity and sanity...only to be pardoned by two tall people: Donald Trump...and the real puppet-master of the Disjointed Provinces of America, Elon Musk. The man goes on to work in the Cabinet as an understudy of one RFK Jr. to Make America Healthy Again through drafting responsible health insurance provisions et al. Tough work, lots of work, big pay, good life, right?
But then it all comes crashing down when the snowflakes of the Democratic left come calling for the protagonist of this sordid story because they want to summon a blue wave in the 2026 midterms. Because in America, the loseurs will make life hell for the wieners and the wieners will always be hounded by the loseurs. This is American Way. Since 1776. A tradition that built America, and can destroy America. The film ends...when the protagonist is slowly brought into the death chamber in Huntsville, Texas by the tie down team, with his head shaven, and tattoos all over his scrawny body. He looks on slowly at the camera, and as he turns away, cut to black. Vine boom.
See this whole thing for what it truly is, you hopeless cravens on Facebook! This...is...
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