On the next exciting episode of "The Masters of Le Sexy Volleyball..."

• Paul Lotman inches closer to the Thousand Kills Society
• The crowd ooohs, aaahs, and everything in between.
• The Revenge Tour continues.
• Athleticism...Le Sexy Volleyball revived!
• The explanation behind, "There are ALTERNATIVES."
• Yours truly bounces, bends, falls flat, sings, dings, bangs, hangs and rises, adjusts his frowns a la Yin from Darker than Black, dons faces, and even gives the Masters a tongue-lashing for nearly letting USC successfully back into Game 2. (And also flings shirt off.)
• New single from the Beach Band: Muse's "Knights of Cydonia."
• Side adventures of Brigham Young against Cal State Northridge.
• Dean Bittner avenges Trojans' Dirty Tactics of violation "Dahleeeng"
• Who is Dahleeeng!?
• No, seriously, who is Dahleeeng!!?
• USC's men miss the Wench from Wroclaw, Asia Kaczsor (who is still a whore for single-handedly breaking our hearts last autumn).
• JR's take on USC women, and their impurity in the eyes of the Beach
• The spinaround...and the Night Boat to Cairo!?