On the next exciting episode of "The Masters of Le Sexy Volleyball..."



    • Paul Lotman inches closer to the Thousand Kills Society
    • The crowd ooohs, aaahs, and everything in between.
    • The Revenge Tour continues.
    • Athleticism...Le Sexy Volleyball revived!
    • The explanation behind, "There are ALTERNATIVES."
    • Yours truly bounces, bends, falls flat, sings, dings, bangs, hangs and rises, adjusts his frowns a la Yin from Darker than Black, dons faces, and even gives the Masters a tongue-lashing for nearly letting USC successfully back into Game 2. (And also flings shirt off.)
    • New single from the Beach Band: Muse's "Knights of Cydonia."
    • Side adventures of Brigham Young against Cal State Northridge.
    • Dean Bittner avenges Trojans' Dirty Tactics of violation "Dahleeeng"
    • Who is Dahleeeng!?
    • No, seriously, who is Dahleeeng!!?
    • USC's men miss the Wench from Wroclaw, Asia Kaczsor (who is still a whore for single-handedly breaking our hearts last autumn).
    • JR's take on USC women, and their impurity in the eyes of the Beach
    • The spinaround...and the Night Boat to Cairo!?

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