Count Olaf, for the love of god, why...?

It was, as Lemony Snicket would note, another of that “Series of Unfortunate Events.” Mario Danelo, the kicker of USC Trojans football team who won the Rose Bowl last week, has died of injuries from falling of the cliffs in San Pedro. And this was a few days after my aunt died of cancer.

Count Olaf must be grining from ear to ear right now, and dinking drinks with the Grim Reaper. That’s on the same night UCLA’s undefeated run crashed against Oregon, Hawaii’s teams in action that day were whitewashed, a few days after Australia whitewashed the Poms, and still, more people are dying in Iraq.
Gracious. I need to get some sleep. I’m glad I bought my easy button. And that Melbourne Victory snatched a tie from the jaws of defeat.