Quick hits, July 23, 2008

Quick hits, July 23, 2008

I am surprised by the inability of Toronto FC to do anything against the Montreal Impact last night. This match marks nine straight games without a victory. A 1-1 draw gave the second-worst team in the USL (at least in the standings) the Voyageurs Cup-and the right to represent Canada in the CONCACAF Champions League.

John Carver, the coach of the team, was more than graceless in defeat, blaming everyone and anyone he sees-from the media, to the sporting events, to even Jeff Cunningham, who, for all the goals he has scored, is now past his prime, and is in the twilight of his career.

My take on it is: bloody move on. Here is this manager from England who has not been in Toronto long enough to appreciate these events that the city hosts, events that have helped, in more ways than one, Toronto to make a name for itself-and he disses thenm. Mercy,

It's these daft comments that are not going to make him any friends up there. Add an uncanny gracelessness in defeat, and John Carver's time as manager is starting to run out.

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What the heck is up with the Sparks? I can't believe what I just saw. The Damnation of Artest Revisited? Why is it that the Palace at Auburn Hills might be a place to host a crapload of boxing matches?

Sure, we did beat Detroit, but we are in trouble against Connecticut. Madness. We might as well have women's ultimate fighting start up this year.

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Here are the Bedlam's Top 5 Reasons why You Can't Blame Jason Armstead for giving Saskatchewan the victory over Montreal last Saturday.

5. Rayshaun Kizer. A boneheaded roughing the kicker penalty for flattening punter Jamie Boreham gave Saskatchewan the ball back on one of their posessions. The Roughriders would score on that drive in the 2nd half.
4. Darien Durant. Here is a quarterback that might stir some controversy in Regina. Durant is more than capable of filling in for Marcus Crandell. But will Ken Miller have a headache in choosing who to start when the Argonauts come to town?
3. Anton McKenzie. Defensively, he is clutch. He made some key interceptions to prevent the Alouettes offense from becoming a threat in the last 3 minutes of the game.
2. The touchdown to Matt Dominguez confirmed through instant replay. Yes, because it was a simultaneous catch, by rule, it's a touchdown. Jim Trestman must have felt snakebitten, because that play set the stage for the rally by the Riders at the Mosaic Stadium.
1. A questionable, if not, "brain asploded" decision by Montreal's special teams coach to bring out the "hands" team, or the onside kick unit. Personally, I could not believe that Montreal brough out that team with just less than three minutes remaining. And to make matters worse...Jason Armstead was on that unit.

Canadian football. Tough day on the field for the Als.

A great day for footballing

As I continued my search for work, and harvested some cans and bottles for the next recycling run, I tuned in to the radio and the YouTube for some soccer. All in all, in spite of futility by the Angels and Sparks, as well as Tiger walking the line at Torrey Pines...it was a good day for the teams I followed.

Well, most of the teams.

Coburg United, against was able to outlast my boys from the Australian Institute of Sport in a 4-3 goal feast. Actually, that was not the only feast of goals today.

Down in Doha, Qatar was ambushed by the likes of Brett Emerton and Harry Kewell in a 3-1 win. Toronto FC was unstoppable against the Colorado Rapids in a 3-1 victory. My Los Angeles Galaxy had ice water in their veins, as Edson Buddle took down the San Jose Earthquakes at the MCAfee Coliseum, 3-0. And Japan shut out Thailand by the same score, via Marcus Tulio Tanaka, Yuiji Nakazawa and Kengo Nakamura.

I think the icing on the cake would be tomorrow. Barbados getting crunched early and often by the USA in what is slated to be a farce of a game...now that would hit the spot. So what if Boston is ready to squeeze all the jizz out of the Lakers on Sunday Bloody Sunday? Go right ahead! Fornicate with the Larry O'Brien Trophy!

As for me, I'll stick to the football.

On the premise of four nervous cities, a festival of hits, and other happenings

This will be a long blog entry. One which I am stunned to post. Read below for all the details.

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My ass!

Today was the day of Kaleidoscope 2008. This is a tradition at Long Beach State. The very first time I went here was over a decade ago, when I was a seventh grader at Stephens Middle School, playing with the Pandrummonium Steel Drum Band/Ensemble. I was one of the original members of that band, by the way. But everything looked the same: banners flying, bands playing, the usual suspects setting up shop (USU Program Council, SLD, Associated Students, etc.). One booth that I stopped by was this booth for CRUNK, an energy drink pioneered by Atlanta's very own Lil' Jon. His son is an avid hockey player. (I won't go into much detail on the hockey-the Habs lost-but I may delve deeper on the original version [the FIELD version] next entry). I tried the sugar-free version. It was a run-of-the-mill, ice cold medicine-type of drink. I probably wouldn't want to buy something like that, although I was glad to investigate about the brew, which featured, among ingredients in its "proprietary" formula horny goat weed (YES, it does exist). Actually, I felt sorry for those guys in the booth. I'm not too much a fan of Lil JOn, but to market a drink that literally SUCKS has to be a humbling experience.

That was before I witnessed some history in the making. Brooke Turner, the younger sister of Michelle Turner, set a new record for strikeouts in a single season, sitting down 11, and relegating Meredith Cervenka's old record to second place, in a 2-1 victory over UC Riverside, who were very feisty to begin with. We took the series after Bridgette Pagano drove in a 2-run homer over the left field wall to make it 4-3 in the second game. If these ladies don't get a regional berth, let alone bid (Mayfair Park A Go Go), the NCAA can kiss my ass. I'll even send the Eiken Club to boob-slap the selection committee into submission, fate willing.

Meanwhile, back at Blair Field, another ridiculous festival of short balls, long balls, and foul balls caught (and dropped) by salty old farts who still have it culminated in Kurt "Wide Load" Wideman dropping the ball, enabling "Sugar" Shane "The Pain" Peterson to drive in the winning run in a 14-13 victory for the Beach. Yes, football has returned to the Beach. Football scores, that is. The chicks were digging the long ball, the alums were scooping the foul balls, and I scolded a bloody idiot of a booster for failing to give a high five to me. Sit with the Tigers if you would like to be that way. I'm not obliged to even fake a smile to those cellar-dwelling punks. Actually, I thumbed my noses at a few other Tiger supporters who were clearly fairweather to the core. That's why we have seats behind home plate, so you can make up your bloody minds, you indecisive wanks.

Overall I did 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12+13+14=107 push-ups for the men soon to be in a box. As well as the others. Well, I guess CRUNK had its benefits. Somewhat.

While most of the local teams were rolling (Beach Tennis will face of against the Zots tomorrow for the crown after taking out the Gauchos 4-0), I knew that women's water polo was going to be the goats of the day. I was surprised that I was actually RIGHT. The swiss cheese porn girls from Northridge edged us, 8-7. This year has gone to hell for Cat von Schwarz, and she knows it.

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This leads me to my premise of four nervous cities.

COLUMBUS, OH and UNIVERSITY PARK, PA should be nervous, in spite of winning their respective tournaments. Pepperdine stunned BYU in five. While both of them swept Ball State and George Mason (respectively), Shawn Patchell's men had a letdown to be damned for all time: after going up 2-0 in 30-28 wins, the Waves proceeded to win Game 3 32-30, Game 4 30-27, and complete the rally 15-8. The question for these cities is this: who gets the Waves, and who gets the at-large team? I'll give you this: the team who DOES NOT get Pepperdine should be considered lucky. Somewhat.

LONG BEACH, CA and PROVO, UT should also be nervous. Both teams shared the regular season title, yet both of them fell to Pepperdine. Uh oh. The question for these cities is this: who gets to be the at-large team, and who will they face? The Cougars have more wins, and advanced farther, but the 49ers defeated the Cougars in both meetings at Wally's House.

I would see the situation to be this:

Penn State vs. Pepperdine

Ohio State vs. Long Beach State

If even Mark Pavlik's boys can't solve the Amazing Australian Alien, a.k.a. Paul Carroll, then this tournament will turn on its head in a hurry.

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Meanwhile, down at the Home Depot Center, the Galaxy were back to their winning ways, taking down Chivas USA 5-2. A brace from Alan Gordon and a hat trick from Landon Donovan sealed the Goats' fates. Also, Toronto FC continued their climb, and Chelsea fought back to set the deciding week to be next week in the Barclays Premier League down in England. And the Lakers...well, it was just the same old stuff driven down Denver's throats.

Also, in about a few hours from now, the USA women's field hockey team faces Belgium in a game that will determine Lee Bodimeade's fate. Well, it HAS to, with a berth in Beijing on the line. More on that next entry.

The only good day was Saturday.

As I catch wind of the news that the Los Angeles Galaxy lost to Toronto Football Club 4-3, I realized that this weekend, the only good day was Saturday. And it was for a number of reasons.

* Bridgette Pagano may have choked against Cal Poly in softball, but Brooke Turner didn't. She ended up winning the series the following day.
* The baseball pulled off a suddenly rare win over UC Irvine, 5-1.
* The women's tennis team toasted Pacific, 7-0.
* And the biggest prize of the day...see below.

As I made my way back to campus from the events at the Billie Jean Tennis Courts and at Blair Field, I had to look for a couple buses leaving Wally's house. There was a step show getting ready to be going on inside the Myd. I got on the student bus. We were heading off to Northridge, in the heart of the San Fernando Valley. There was a men's volleyball game going on down there.

During the entire 12 hours I was out and about, I ate to what amounts to a Texas-sized last meal. Here's what I ate and drank.

* One cup of green tea.
* Three cans of Dr. Pepper.
* Two cans of Pepsi.
* Roughly a gallon or two of water (it was hot outside!)
* One whole pizza (Large, vegetarian [green pepper topping]). I kid you not.
* One giant bowl of salad topped with Feast from the East sesame dressing
* Six or seven packages of SkyFlakes crackers
* Three Sunflower Cracker sandwiches
* One banana, maybe two
* Three round tostadas caseras
* One bowl of Bush's Baked Beans
* One can of Sprite
* One can of Squirt
* A sip of wine (Nasty-tasting, I might add)
* Three pieces of chocolate

Add plenty of walking, and running, and jumping, and cramping, and screaming, and the calories were burning up. But back to the trip.

So, as we got to the Matadome, we ended up standing next to the Matador student section. It was Senior Night in Northridge, and the guys had never lost a game in the Matadome (which really ISN'T a dome, just a glorified high school gym). We had to fix that, especially after they edged us in five at the Gold Mine.

As the game progressed, a courageous CSUM student waved her banner at us. I told her, "If I get my hands on it, I am tearing it to shreds. Don't wave it in our section. Don't risk it." She eventually complied. I joked with Mark Andrews and the guys about Cal State Northridge's epithet as Porn Star State University. Hey, they ARE located in the San Fernando Valley. And I even joked that we passed by houses that might have had adult film scenes taken, or are being taken right now. I went so far as to suggest that the Playboy Mansion was close.

Only in Northridge do you hear Kenny Loggins and some industrial music that has the sitgma of being associated with gay/lesbian nightclubs. So, I got my nasty on for a bit, even going to so far as to do some booty shaking, mocking the sleazy mojo that ISaac Kneubehl, Cody Loe, Eric Vance, and the rest of the pricks wer riding on.

I directed the students in the cheers, posed for the camera, did the things that I was known for doing. I was surprisingly calm for the bulk of the game, a sharp contrast to the game at the Gold Mine.

When Paul Lotman got the final kill off the touch in Game 3, we flooded the court. But before that, the guy looking over the CSUN Student Section told us not to leap over the equipment. As a gesture of goodwill, I shook his hand, saying, "Thanks for having us." I flung my shirt in the air, and joined the leaping mass of humanity. It was like jumping with the men's basketball team as they made their case for the Big West title a year ago. Good times they were. I said to any other Matador faithful remaining, "THAT'S for beating us in the Gold Mine and ruining our then-perfect home campaign." I left the place laughing like a [Monson?] Maniac. It was a nice feeling, one I haven't felt in a long time. And I left the Valley, knowing that it has an implicit apology from the Masters of Le Sexy Volleyball for their transgressions.

Great timing, apology accepted, now let's kick some ass in about 11 days time.

Golden turnaround: Men's volleyball wins MPSF title
No. 4-ranked 49ers sweep CS Northridge in three close games to clinch first outright league title in program's history.
By: Bobby Chore
Posted: 4/12/08
NORTHRIDGE - Back in late February, the Long Beach State men's volleyball team had to watch No. 3-ranked CS Northridge celebrate a five-game victory over The Beach on the hardwood of the Gold Mine Gym. It was the 49ers' first home loss of the season and they entered the Matadome Saturday night with intentions of avenging the setback.

LBSU surely did and got more than it bargained for.

The No. 4-ranked 49ers battled with CSUN for three hard-fought games and won all of them (32-30, 30-27 and 30-26) to clinch the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation title and the top seed in the upcoming league tournament.

Ironically, LBSU (23-5, 18-4 MPSF) dealt the Matadors (22-6, 17-5 MPSF) their first home loss of the season in front of a crowd of 1,481. The raving screams of Matador fans didn't sidetrack the 49ers, especially sophomore opposite Dean Bittner, who notched a game-high 22 kills on a noteworthy .645 attack clip.

Senior outside hitter Paul Lotman added 10 kills, the last one hitting CSUN's back corner to seal game three and the match for the 49ers, as they jumped in excitement and celebrated with the LBSU fans who made the trip to the San Fernando Valley.

Game one featured 15 tied scores and four lead changes, but LBSU came out on top behind Lotman's six kills. The 49ers led the entire way in game two and had their biggest margin at 23-16 after Lotman and Alexander combined for a double block. It was Bittner who was dropping kill after kill on CSUN. Bittner finished with nine kills in game two, as the 49ers appeared to have control of the match. The Matadors, however, wouldn't go down easy.

CSUN jumped all over the 49ers at the beginning of game three and took a 16-12 lead off a double block. The Matadors extended the lead to six with an 18-12 advantage, but LBSU responded with a furious 5-1 run to cut the lead to two and took over from there.

Two kills by Bittner and a service ace by Lotman tied the game for the 49ers at 20, and a block by freshman outside hitter Josh Riley gave them the lead.

The teams traded leads until several hitting errors by the Matadors put the game out of reach. Lotman's scintillating kill brought the 49er faithful onto their feet and the MPSF title back to Long Beach. Head coach Alan Knipe pumped his fists and the assistant coaches raised their arms in victory.

LBSU, coming off a frustrating 11-17 season a year ago, began the season on a major roll, as the team ran through several opponents to go 9-0. The 49ers then lost their first match at Pepperdine and began to hit the tougher part of their schedule in the middle season. Consecutive losses to No. 7-ranked UC Irvine and No. 6-ranked UCLA put the team's focus into question, but the 49ers managed to right the ship with a four-match winning streak, all on the road, culminated with a surprisingly short three-game sweep of the Matadors.

After the match, an energetic Knipe spoke of the team's intensity and dramatic turnaround toward the end of the regular season.

"The things that we weren't satisfied with - our intensity, our focus - we had to watch videos and be extremely aggressive on this road trip," Knipe said. "We needed to get back to the things that we trained at. We'll have a short memory; I have a lot of faith in my guys."

Knipe spoke of the team's high work ethic and dedication to practice at the beginning of the season, and reinforced his words after the big victory.

"The 11-17 season and this year speaks for itself," Knipe said. "One year later [after last season], it took an extremely huge effort for us to get back together. It's rewarding and it shows the quality of our gym."

Bittner, who called the Matadome "one of the loudest places [he's] been in," said the team had an answer for the raving sea of red.

"We just got a little louder with each other," Bittner said. "Confidence was pretty much there the whole time. It's a huge weight off our shoulders."

The No. 1-seeded 49ers will host the MPSF Tournament for the first time in the program's history. The tournament begins April 19 with quarterfinals matches. LBSU's opponent is yet to be determined. © Copyright 2008 Daily 49er

It should be noted that we actually SHARE the regular season title with BYU, but since we kicked their tails at the Myd, we get to host the semis and finals.

More Football Futility

Melbourne Victory lost to Newcastle Jets, 1-0. Seems Carlos Hernandez is not impressing early. The Victory boys need to change some things fast.

Chelsea defeated the LA Galaxy, 1-0. I’m not disappointed that the Galaxy continued their losing streak. I’m disappointed that Chelsea scored only 1 goal, and not 3 of them. And poor Toronto FC failed against Frankie Hejduk and Columbus, 2-0.

I’m looking more forward to American Football season beginning now. It seems my favorite soccer teams are not cashing in on success.

USA 2-1 Uruguay: Own goal, and then a brawl afterwards. What mo, er, less could you ask for?

Midweek Mayhem Minutes from the Midwest couldn't have come any sooner.

Just when things couldn’t get any worse for the USA, Uruguay take a page of the playbooks of the ultras of Nueva Chicago and Tigres, and starts up a postgame brawl…in Toronto, Canada! Toronto, Canada, peoples! If there was a wrong place to start up a melee between young men (bring out my One Piece pirates, Naruto ninjas, and robot army for reinforcements!), it was here.

Baghdad, Iraq, should have been a place to do it. Send out some streakers were suicide bomb jackets to shut them up. But they never came to Toronto, and I don’t think they ever should, so to keep their youthful, troubled, weeaboo-free sanities intact.

The melee on the pitch tainted a 2-1 USA victory, thanks to the heroics of one Michael Bradley, and you wonder if the Ultimate Fighting leagues of the world were watching intently. Maybe some of these closet hooligans can make money off of this, albeit in a more proper setting.

Spirited group fight, wrong place to do it by far. End of post.

Bryan Brothers choke in the final. The world turned upside down.

All you doubles teams playing tennis right now, whether competitively or for recreation, here is a perfect example of what not to do: give up three straight sets while winning the first. I seriously have to question Bob and Mark Bryan’s preparation against Arnaud Clement and Michael Llodra in the gentlemen’s double final at Wimbledon. After steamrolling through most of the bracket, the last thing you want is to give up three straight sets in the final after not dropping a single one until then.

Overconfidence? Divine intervention? Karma being a bitch after Venus Williams defeated Frenchie Marion Bertoli? The conspiracies, accusations, and water cooler double talk will no doubt linger in the local tennis circles regarding this match. It’s an unpredictable game, tennis is. And a loss of this magnitude is something the local papers love to rip apart.

Speaking of choking, a few of my favorite soccer teams came out with draws. Ties. Not victory or a loss. Melbourne Victory ties Tianjin Teda 1-1, Australia drew 1-1 with Oman, the LA Galaxy tied 2-2 with Kansas City, Toronto FC tied Chicago Fire 1-1, and the Japan U-20 played to a scoreless draw with Nigeria’s U-20’s. What a drag. This means the only new torrent downloading right now (outside of Toronto’s victory over doormats Real Salt Lake and USA humbling Brazil in the U-20 world cup) is Saskatchewan starting their season off right with a victory over the Montreal Alouettes in the CFL.

Well, my Angels won, the Dodgers choked, and the Armada got back on the winning track after Orange County prevented a 5-game sweep. Not the best weekend for me, but not the worst in terms of futility, either.

After the closure, I meant to find out.

The Anime Expo meeting at Haskett Library (which was now open 12-5 on weekends) took 2 hours, divided by less than 2, which was one hour, and some extra minutes. No more confusions, I believe. For example, I know who Thai Nam Pham (a.k.a. Nammy) is. I just had to go on all fours in embarrassment. I felt the surges of cold rising all over my body, the tears flowing like waterfalls…

Now that’s just being too overdramatic.

I’m surprised I found some new CGs from Galaxy Angel II. More new submissions for the imageboards. And I got the second volume of GA 3^rd English. They are now dubbing the GA Rune series. Oh man, I gotta save some money for that one.

It was clear my Galaxy and Toronto FC did some trading, and it worked out well for both teams today. Toronto FC crushed FC Dallas 4-0, while the G’s got back on the winning track, with former TFC transfer Edson Buddle cashing in with a 3-2 victory over Real Salt Lake. The Green and Gold had better make a tear of this, and fast.

Not a lot of people saw this coming: Guadeloupe stunned Honduras 2-1 today at Reliant Stadium. They will be facing, as expected, Mexico in the semis at Soldier Field on the 21^st. But not many people expected Costa Rica to give Mexico a hard fight, with three red card, and the winning goal from El Tri in extra time, 1-0. Mind you, the Ticos were three men down by the time the match was over. The official at that game must have had a heck of a challenge at that one. I was correct on Jared Borgetti getting one. I was hoping Nery Castillo was going to get a couple, but I can’t predict them all right. Oh well.

If Guadeloupe defeat Mexico at Soldier Field on Thursday, then the winner of the USA-Canada game will represent the region at the Confederations Cup in South Africa in 2009. I think that will drive the winning side of that match to win it all.

One thing’s for sure: my laptop’s gonna be busy downloading some torrents tonight!

Enjoy fapping that Auld Mug, Butterbean, your days are numbered.

Well, I woke up to news that Dean Barker and Emirates Team New Zealand blackwashed Luna Rossa 5-0. Alinghi, Brad Butterworth and Ernesto Bertarelli, you better look over your shoulders. The Kiwis want their America's Cup back, and they mean it.

The article...

Australia destroyed Jordan in Olympic qualifying, 4-0, so they are off to the final round on the road to Beijing, and Japan took care of things, too. The Jordan win was impressive because they did it without Kristian Sarkies, who fell ill with a virus. There are no articles yet, but GlobalScore.com confirmed that it was a 4-0 win, with all four goals in the second half. Unbelievable.

Meanwhile, England holds on to hope that they will qualify for Euro 2008, defeating Estonia 3-0. This day could get even better if Toronto FC and the Canadian national socccer team win their games. And of course, if Anaheim wins the Stanley Cup, this day will have reached its highest point for me.

Advice well taken

I listened to a recent edition of Dave’s Soccer Podcast on ESPN 710, and was thrilled to have one of my messages read online to the world. While I was a bit bummed that Mr. Denholm was strongly against the idea of making a great source of PR with it (Logos, advertising, etc., etc.), I realized he’s a humble guy, and doesn’t need too much exposure. After all, this is it’s first year on the air, so it can’t be made too much of a deal yet.

I was very pleased, though, when Mr. Denholm agreed of bring more high profile guests to the show. Well, Dave, it’s really a no-brainer. See, in order to have a good podcast become a great one that will see the download rates rise, you gotta have some famous faces have a chat. You gotta have former MLS player currently playing in Europe and vice versa, as well as in Asia, Africa, and Oceania, and having some head coaches of team touring the U.S. wouldn’t hurt. You can get their thoughts on the state of football here in the States, and what they can learn from what we do. Jose Mourinho (who Chelsea side will be touring later), Abel Xavier (newly acquired Portuguese international from Middleborough) and David Beckham should be made guests. From these interviews you can segue to the recaps, and even have the guests chime in, just to get more water-cooler talks flowing like rivers.

And this will be critical to the success of the podcast, because with quality come some awesome windfall. This has the potential to set the standard when it comes to covering soccer podcast-style in the U.S., and the list of guests that can be on here...potential, potential, potential.

With that said, god bless you Dave Denholm, and good luck. Make a success of it.

Speaking of success…what is going on with Toronto FC!? Last time I checked, Danny Dichio, the son of Italian immigrants from Hammersmith, London, turned down a contract to play for Brighton and Hove Albion, and scored the first goal in Toronto FC history, sending the seat cushion Frisbees onto the FieldTurf pitch. Along with Edson Buddle, Kevin Goldthwaite and Maurice Edu, the TFC stomps Chicago Firer 3-1. And now, after the club management gave the fans a warning, they listened, and watched Andy Welsh via Ronnie O’Brien score the only goal in the midwekk match with Houston Dynamo, winning 1-0 in the pouringrain. This is the defending MLS Cup Champs, and they lost to an expansion team. The parity of play could not be any more apparent. This will not bode well for current bottom –feeders DC United, a team built on success. They visit the now-unfriendly confined of BMO Field Saturday.

Ryan Kobane of the Union, the guy who interviewed me for this week’s edition of the Union (the last of the semester and year), is Red Wings fan. I’m an Anaheim Ducks fan. Maybe I should have had second thoughts. Aw, just thinking about it is making me sick.

Finally, the Dirtbags have a chance to make a case for the conference title, and host a Regional, as they host UC Riverside. I hope they sweep. Just because. It will take a little steam off the final regular season series with Fullerton (thought I hope they sweep them too at Goodwin). Make it a habit of winning when it matters most, Mike Weathers. You have not excuse not to kick the habit.
Also, the Lakewood Lancer baseball and softball teams go on their postseason journeys. I hope Spud’s boys get to Dodger Stadium. I haven’t been to Chavez Ravine since an exhibition against the Angels years ago. I yearn to go back there to watch 5 games for the price of 8 dollars (or is it 9)? But they have to make to the final first. And just for good measure, I hope they face Wilson. You heard it here first.